It has been brought to my attention that I’ve been nominated for Best Photographer in the Reader’s 2025 Best of Chicago awards. What a surprise and honor! Voting goes through December and you can vote on the arts and culture awards here: chicagoreader.com/best-of-chic...

A very happy birthday to one of my favorite people in the whole world, Mr. Jesse Quit Playing with Your Dick on Live TV Darth Mike’s Hair @msdarthmikeshair.bsky.social

I, too, will take my shirt off on Sunday when Da Bears win

@msdarthmikeshair.bsky.social Like a rock brother youtu.be/fMIJuuk1SFs?...

In the cool shade of a banana tree

Also just remembered it’s almost Sloptober.

Me tonight

ENCORE: Fee

Waxahatchee birthday show for the win! Thanks for all the love today friends from the internet!

Is it fair to assume that if you see a man driving a car with a license plate that says “uncut” that he’s talking about his foreskin?

Phish should play Spread it Round at Hampton

Changing my Teams status to this. Effective Tuesday.

Doritos! At the beach!

1 like and I will quit my job and start a strictly soup account

I feel strongly that there should be an emoji with crossed eyes

Bird pooped in me yesterday, bird came into my home today. Dear reader, what does this all mean?

Curious how many times you’ve been shit on by a bird?

Happy birthday Ma! @unclelope.bsky.social

Oh is that right? 😏

I like Loving Cup because of spilling the beans until dawn sitch

I’ll bite - what the fuck is going on?

I feel like maybe there should be a little more privacy when you check in at an urgent care clinic so that I don’t have to listen to this man discuss in detail his liquid stool.

TELL 👏🏼 THEM 👏🏼 TREY 👏🏼

Timber Ho Bag (respectfully)

This is the best thread that there ever was

Roll it, everybody

😍😍📢

No! Not Theo!

The Midwest giveth

Looks who’s still alive out there!

As always, this hits all my feels.

Me and @mikesidedykeside.bsky.social were #CAUGHT

My favorite moment from last night was when I came back from the bathroom to my son smoking a joint. And he made me look away.

That’s my prodigal son on the right. Can’t you just tell he’s the cutest?

The age old question of “should I trim my own bangs?”

TELL 👏🏼 THEM 👏🏼 TREY 👏🏼

My wishes for an all crowd participation song set, followed by a Trey and Mike choreography set are quickly being dashed for Chicago

I can totally see @msdarthmikeshair.bsky.social playing with his dick on the stream

Myfe Central

Learned today that it’s “strange” that I eat soup in 85° weather

If they’re playing Thread, that really means that anything is possible for Chicago.

@msdarthmikeshair.bsky.social VIBES ARE IMMACULATE 😤

“Bad cocaine” has a different meaning now than it did in 1974 when it came out.

Most of the time I’m so proud of my son for being smart, clever, and progressive thinking. And then he goes and puts dish soap in the dishwasher and I remember where the other half of his DNA came from.

The ol’ Belmont transfer - pink line to the brown line

I missed the first mustache renaissance and I will NOT be missing this one

Who’s on this diet? LMK.

Are we not going to talk about how the house lights went on in the middle of the show last night?