I'd get bottom surgery if there was enough evidence that it improved your winrate

aang is so cool, i wish bald people were real

hades gals 💀🌸

if someone's transphobic towards you, you can just show them this:

here's the version for mtg nerds who don't drive

Check it out! The full schedule for this weekend's @translifeline.org stream from @magic.wizards.com. #WOTCstaff

as a casual strixhaven fan, this looks really fun

Before we leave Lorwyn and Shadowmoor, we've got something for the D&D fans! A new digital expansion, Lorwyn: First Light, introduces a new player species, Rimekin and a full bestiary of monsters from the plane.

the silver lining to all the UB products is that there are usually more lesbians in those than in regular magic sets

tbh if i ever want to recapture the excitement i was feeling in '09 as a young yugioh player but in MTG, i would need to stop looking at previews and uninstall my social media. it's kinda difficult.

it frustrates me deeply that I'm the only person on the planet who cares about Tarkir lore. I'm not a good artist or writer so I can't really produce Tarkir spinoff material. my dream of a Tarkir MMORPG will forever stay a dream. at least i can design a few custom cards, that's all I'm good for.

suddenly my posts are getting traction again, thanks Story

silksong follows the tradition of sequels that improve on the original in many ways, including making the main character a girl finally. see Hades 2, Princess Peach Showtime, Zelda Echoes of Wisdom for more examples.

it's really cool that we get transgender AND transphobe representation in the new set

"my son turned out just fine" your daughter is currently thinking about buying a modern deck

why does TCC still get those Keeps® sponsorships when all his viewers who'd be susceptible to them are already on estrogen

i just realized the Power Nine we only ever published in English because they were already taken out of the core set by the time Revised rolled out, and that's the whole reason why they're so scarce

shoutout to Scryfall for updating the flavor text for Erase (Not the Urza's Legacy One) every time a name gets used up

Tarkir cube finally finished, now all i gotta do is order the cards I'm missing

magic just hasn't been the same since black lotus rotated out of standard

Happy yuri day to all those who celebrate

“Each step we take is a decision that changes the course of our futures. We must be careful where we tread.” - Narset Featuring @letsongakemi.bsky.social, our amazing sponsored cosplayer, at #MCVegas

Prerelease was easy asf

Hey Magic players! Excited for Final Fantasy prerelease? Well then can I interest you in a long, curated Spotify playlist stuffed with great music from throughout the series? It's packed with great tunes and I'm continuing to add to it as well! #MTGxFINALFANTASY open.spotify.com/playlist/655...

there's something deeply ironic about WotC painstakingly retconning the references to real-world cultures in Tarkir to be more culturally sensitive, including a complete redesign of the Rakshasa race, only for Final Fantasy to come along and go "hey look we've got sexy anime Shiva in here!"

of all the UB properties to become standard legal, why did it have to be the JRPG with edgy anime villains and real-world references? this is the death of magic

yeah I'm bisexual, i like women and "men" who don't know they're women yet

happy pride 💜 if you see this, qrp with queer art!

tarkir dragonstorm? more like tarQUEER DRAGQUEENstorm

happy pride month!

the Clean Sultai Myth: how the modern Sultai clan hides their compliance with Silumgar's regime

they should make a green dockside extortionist who makes elves instead of treasures

khans of tarkir? more like TRANS of tarQUEER

which one would you use as your banner?

UB entering standard is horrific to me because now it's truly unavoidable, but i realize that modern and legacy players had to deal with UB for way longer than that. they were the canary in the coal mine that i've ignored.

i love gender-affirming medicine and procedures and changing your body i love it when people do cool shit to themselves shoutout to transsexuals for being based as fuck

the Jeskai and Abzan must have a pretty good relationship, considering there are only two cards depicting conflict between them

Octopath Traveler x Magic: The Gathering - Crimson Vow This was the first proper piece I posted on social media. I'm still happy with it, but I also improved a lot since then. :) #MtG #OctopathTraveler #MTGVOW #pixelart #ドット絵

i have officially reached the point where I'm writing tarkir fanfiction

that's a fresh spin on the format

so logically there must be a mountain range south of the sultai territory, where the gudul and/or the marang originate. but we know literally nothing about it, i guess.

baby just say yes! #fe3h #marihilda

working on a dnd book about tarkir might be the best feeling in the world

I've never wanted to click less on a video thumbnail