I will never know the pure joy and ecstasy of having a broccoli haircut.

Unfortunately, I have to have this tree removed from my backyard. The good news is that the tree is Yggdrasil, and as soon as it’s cut down, all life in the nine realms will cease to exist. You're welcome everybody. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yggdrasil

So, I could pay to have a dangerous tree removed ($9000), or I could gamble my family’s life and have it fall on my property and then have insurance cover it. Hmm... choices. Can I just play video games. 🤔

With my Apple Magic Mouse charging, I think @MonaApp keyboard shortcuts and accessibility are pretty good. Still able to open links, read articles, and send this too.

I thought I could meal prep tomatoes, onions, and sausage for the week. Turns out one spoon to taste last night gave me horrible heartburn (which I haven't had in almost a year). Also the house smelled like onions all night, which made it worse.

I havent read such a banger of an essay in a very long time. This is so well-written!

Inside of my Focaccia looks good

I think it turned out OK

Looking up a recipe for cinnamon rolls. "STaRT WITH 1,000,000 CuPz of FlOwERz!” Can I get a recipe that makes cinnamon rolls for like 2 people please.

Thanks to @fornever , #jetbrains #rider can now run #dotnet files in .NET 10. A pretty good start, but there's more to come. Very cool!

Given your #emoji picker on your platform, what are the most precariously placed #icons that can take an intended good interaction and make it go horribly wrong? Explain why. See the following two examples.

We shouldn't worry too much about Tesla's robot army. If their Full Self-Driving progress is anything to go by, these robots won't be able to see or identify you from the broad side of a truck.

I really need to build a Steambox/Bazite box and start buying more indie games.

These showcase entries all look fantastic. It really is amazing what folks can do with #godot https://mastodon.gamedev.place/@godotengine/115509258722105002

Checking in on my fermenting focaccia in the fridge, like a newborn baby. “How's my little loaf doing... cuchi cuchi gooo”

Looking for arborists and stumbled upon a company called "The Tree Musketeers" 🌲

The padding amount on this dialog might be the straw that breaks this camel's back.

So VS Live is in two weeks, and 10% of flights going into Orlando are likely to be canceled. This should be a fun experience.

The universe keeps giving me challenges to overcome and I'm exhausted. I'm thinking of just leaving it there for the vibes.

A tree fell through my fence. A borough tree, so now I have to go ask my local officials to remove and pay for my fence.

PlayStation is putting all my wish-listed games on sale on the same day. I'll never get to play them, but maybe I should buy them. 🤔

The quintessential aesthetic of fascism

I'm trying to do something with #aspnetcore and Razor pages that I thought would be possible, but the more I look into it, the more it feels impossible. The ability to resolve Razor Pages from within a process and get information on the page.

Hi, It’s Me, Wikipedia, and I Am Ready for Your Apology https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/hi-its-me-wikipedia-and-i-am-ready-for-your-apology?utm_content=buffer4253c&utm_medium=social&utm_source=bufferapp.com&utm_campaign=buffer

Fighting the self-destructive urge to buy a Saab over the Internet from across the country

Samson is a professional loiterer #dogsofmastodon

I'm trying to reintroduce chia seeds into my diet, but I’m being careful with soaking them overnight. This stuff can easily turn into cement in your gut if you aren't cautious about preparation.

Developers doing the mental gymnastics of justifying spending thousands of $$$ to cloud providers and big tech to avoid paying a small software vendor a single $.

Switching from editing SVGs to trying to rebase, reset, etc. has ended badly for me. Send help.

Is the Aspire.dev website code available? There are a few issues that need fixing and be happy to help.

That's fucking crazy!

Samson rocking his cyberpunk sweatshirt for the cold season. #dogsofmastodon

I want to go one day this year without saying the phrase, "that's fucking crazy!”

Almond Cake Recipe 1.5 cups of Almond Flour .5 Cups of Sugar 4 Large Eggs 1 tsp of baking powder 0.5 tsp Salt 1 tablespoon of flavoring (vanilla, rum, etc.) Pretty good stuff.

Well, another security vulnerability filed. Time to put a down payment on that Maybach.

Welp... found another "security" issue in #dotnet 10. This is going great.

On a positive note, David Pine did a great job implementing the Aspire documentation structure using Astro.

Reading the Aspire docs and the team really went out of their way to scrub “.NET" from the docs in a pretty shocking way. Is #dotnet OK?

I only suggested Microsoft #dropthedot, but it seems the Aspire team has gone full "drop .NET" in its branding. There's only one mention of “.NET" on the page, and it's from a quote. 🤔 https://aspire.dev/

RE: https://mastodon.social/@verge/115451638674625221 The ghoulishness of firing 14,000 people and using it as an opportunity to promote AI.

New strategy for picking blog post topics and whether I should pursue them. The number of f@$% said during my attempt to get it right. The higher the more I'm compelled to write something.

Watching a Blazor video, and there's a part of my brain incredulously screaming, “How did we get here?!” #dotnet has built an impenetrable fortress of fapping about surrounded by a moat of WTF?!

AI has created the best job market in years... for lawyers.

Elon Musk is having a very bad week. The man who bought Twitter for $44 billion to secure unaccountable power over public discourse is discovering what unaccountable power actually looks like when wielded by someone who understands dominance even better than he does. Trump just stripped SpaceX […]

Have you folks heard about this AI thing?

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Playing around with progressive JPEGs and their behavior in a web page. You can use ImageMagick to determine if a JPEG is interlaced. Most photo editing apps will export images as interlaced now, but you can see the behavior below. Non-interlaced: Chunky […] [Original post on mastodon.social]

If I were an OpenAI lawyer right now, I'd probably be making major bank. My billable hours would be through the roof!

Fingernails go from way too short to placing first place in a drag competition the next day