Telekom: We are very happy to set you up with a new internet connection at your new office! Also Telekom: Our first installation appointment is 4 weeks from now, we hope that's not a problem.

(and find an apartment in Berlin 🙏)

Loving these transcriptions for @sdr-podcast.com

oh and another podcast episode mention/crossover, this time @anyaustin.bsky.social

Beautiful summer weather in Berlin

#Dreamtime Donald Trump and I were in an argument, he kept interrupting me... So I spit on him. Woke up to myself actually spitting on my bed.

Quote of the day: "You're learning Hindi, not un-learning English"

a bit more aaahhhhhhhh!

ahhhhhhhh!

Me to my partner: 🥹 I don't think anyone has looked at me before the way you do not even 5 minutes later why you looking at me like that, what's that face for?

Still crushing, but they know it now at least

Crap

Thanks for the emotional support, predictive text 🥲

I'm shipping Poststation soon, and am looking to pick up some new consulting work now that core R&D is wrapping up If you need help: * Using Rust for embedded systems * Planning/kicking off a system built with Rust * Connecting two or more devices using Rust * Advising on ^that Hit me up to chat!

How long does a crush last? Asking for a friend

#Dreamtime unfortunately (?) involved a crazy (and I mean 👀 weird) mixture of my variety of previous flings/partners and their families... in-laws, aunts, arguments, travel, siblings and other stuff 🫣 Some of it was fun, and vivid. And weird.

Is mercury in retrograde or something? Because I am feeling FEELINGS 😮‍💨

Yusssss I mean Jaaaaassssss #dualcitizen #german #american #bureaucracy #theydidaskformyprintedpapers

lol what is going on BBC Global News Podcast / Spotify dynamic ads: I just heard an ad in Dutch (I am a US citizen, living in Berlin, no VPN or whatever, haven't been to the Netherlands since May)

Hefty #Dreamtime 🧵 My partner + I were kidnapped by a group of people in (dream)Madrid, held hostage. They would shoot w/o hesitation like "it might be me this time, who knows" One of the hostage-takers (a teenager) passed me a note, "my favorite station is the U9" (his way of helping me escape?)

more #Dreamprecognition of my #Dreamtime: I was visiting the kindergarten I used to work at, young teachers millin about.. but then THE NEXT DAY I was getting targeted advertising from them on Instagram like "HEY ARE YOU A TEACHER, come work for us!!! You get 33 vacation days!"

Guess fricking what, the automation was on MY PARTNER'S PHONE 🤦

Hi @mauricefrank.bsky.social regarding yesterday's @20percentberlin.bsky.social ep: open.spotify.com/episode/1Uwl... My naturalization appointment is next week 🎉 (applied May 2024, follow up "yes I still work" in Dec) Ironically I DO have to print the invitation + FDGO to sign on site 🥲 🇩🇪 🫱🏻‍🫲🏼 🖨️

IN OTHER NEWS yay ich werde deutsch

The urge to put yoga videos on YouTube on 2x speed 💀 I might be missing something

Guess what it is happening again 🫠🫠🫠 My partner has resorted to taping the air vents shut

#Trainreview Deutsche Bahn (ICE) + 🙏 🎉 finally able to buy tickets for a dog digitally + Wide aisles, lots of leg room + Luggage space is usually good / overhead compartment large + open + usually clean / spacious bathrooms - 90% of the time the plug is broken - lol WiFi - small tray table

I wanted to change my profile picture but can't click the checkmark.. It's pretty far up in the right corner of my screen- since it's so close to the edge, it thinks I am swiping down to bring the phone menu, or from right which is the "back" gesture I am on a Pixel 8 @bsky.app or someone plz help?

#Trainreview AVE / Spain + Direct train Madrid - Barcelona + Complimentary towel, treats, seat cover 🐶 - online booking: shit UI, misleading - 4 dogs PER TRAIN / only 3 trains PER DAY that allow 🐶 🐶 - required arrival 45 minutes before departure to fill out a PRINTED form and be lectured 🧵

#Trainreview TGV / France + Very fast + Many train lines + Easy digital booking, also for dog - compartment doors close quickly & on my dog's tail - luggage storage leaves much to be desired (amount/size) - very 90s vibe, a bit outdated - eventually things are broken but "not broken enough" to fix

Also #dreamtime related I woke up at 1:43 to pee, and swore I thought of the BEST game: - It's called Vacuana, which in-dream I thought was a pun on the Spanish word for cow - I did imagine it with a brown cartoon 🐄 for the logo - it has some kind of Montessori/Jenga block stacking strategy

Holy shit #dreamtime nightmares 🧵 - on the ocean in a hot air balloon that would rise then plummet into the ocean - ⛈️ coming, but it was like a PS1 end-of-map kind of wall - I was not able to swim fast enough, kept getting sucked into the wall - a 🌪️ suddenly appeared, I was swept up and thought

If there is ONE single win I take from this trip to Spain visiting my partner's family, it is trying to explain: "Beans, beans, the musical fruit. The more you eat, the more you toot. The more you toot, the better you feel. So eat your beans at every meal!" In Spanish. To his 74 year old mother.

🦖 🦕 crochet project - complete 🧶 Gifted to the baby nephew - success Bb Parasaurolophus - almost immediately taste tested by baby

#Dreamtime: 🧵 @jamesmunns.com & I were messaging about work, he was busy making nachos/telling me about a fancy locally made gin store- the logo had a light sea green color, store had a castle/subtle fantasy motifs

Another 🚽 #dreamtime: We (?) had to dispose of nuclear bomb waste- I was like 🧐 wait we have no training, this is not safe. Looking for a 🚽, one side was closed 😮‍💨 "Tax cuts / DOGE" I was angry @ Trump for this very trivial but personal reason, but even more annoyed bc I knew I didn't live in the US

TIL: McDonald's in Spain gives you the option of gazpacho instead of fries if you want to make a healthier choice (or if they don't have any fries after midnight on Christmas)

UPDATE I just watched Wicked in theaters and bawled my eyes out 🥹🥲🥹🥲

Hey so is it normal that my elbow muscles (??) are sore when I crochet 🧶

#dreamtime I was scolded for running in a hotel but I was on a MISSION.. for some kind of work (mix kindergarten/cash register/mystery solver). There was a commentator, narrating/spoiling characters’ arcs “it was you all along” kind of thing. I realised very late it was I who would be backstabbed

#dreamtime yesterday: surprise re-election bc trump was guilty of mass voter fraud.. through individual calls from VoteFromAbroad, dems were set to win FL and WI. In the meantime DemsAbroad Berlin found a karaoke place to celebrate. Also, Sabrina Carpenter & I were having major sexual tension 💋

Ok but this morning there was an “article” on my Google newsfeed about a rumor that Putin MIGHT be dead ?! But then clicked the link, it led somewhere else, went back, couldn’t find the original headline… conspiracy - the algorithm - precognition ???

#whydoesitannoyme when taking photos/videos are not allowed - there are multiple signs 🚫📷📹🚫 - it's announced @ start of tour - people are told specifically in multiple languages - the tour guide repeats herself & shines a laser pointer at them AND THEY CONTINUE TO TAKE PHOTOS DURING THE ENTIRE TOUR

#Dreamtime I was assistant of Putin, 😒 about it. In a 🏨 room, I witnessed his assassination- she wanted to kill me too, but I befriended & used her 📱 to call an Uber. She convinced me to go to a high profile party as Putin's daughters, wanting to flirt w/ rich nepo babies in the 20s-30s section.

Dreamt about One Piece, life is complete

Yay! I do not understand the actual topic matter, but after editing 19 episodes... I don't understand a bit less. Does this mean I understand more? Who's to say

#Dreamtime last night: 🛼 tournament- I was warming up by jumping on a balance dome + weightlifting. Vivid teammates/opponents, we dominated vs Dresden (as per usual?) Location ~ No Man Sky / Satisfactory (outer space), I walked around, also took a dive into a super deep ocean in a space suit 👩‍🚀 🌊🪐

#Dreamtime the night before last: Staying at some old fashioned hotel, Brendan Fraser from The Mummy was actually a zombie/mummy climbing out from some retractable bed chamber in the wall (Current irl reading: a murder mystery in an old fashioned hotel. No, I have not seen The Mummy)

Another day of KKJHSHSHSDHDSHKKKKKSKSHHSHHHSHSHHSHKSKHKSHKSHHHSHSHHHSHSHHSHK Walked in on my partner searching immoscout24 🫥 I didn't ask. As for vicariously going crazy- Yes. Yes, I am.

... I am the friend, and I have returned to ask #dreamtime in an open kitchen in an office (why was there a 🚽 in a kitchen) no I did not close the door apparently, and was unfazed when someone came in during the lunch break, continued 🧻 even though internally I was embarrassed