Explain your username: *Checks to see what my username is Oh, I like David Bowie!

Bicep thread 💪

Went to PZ. Had lunch and bought a new surf hat! 😊

Cave adventures!

Christmas walkies with my beasties!

Merry Merry Xmas everyone ⛄⛄⛄

You've all seen Educating Yorkshire, right? That's my voice reveal!

Xmas eve survival at its finest! 🙏

The language being used for people seeking refuge abroad is unacceptable. Asylum seekers must be allowed to work, not demonised. Starmer’s decision to move people in need to military sites in the new year is unacceptable.

Xmas #mcm

You will like and appreciate mushrooms! 👁️👁️

Kids are down so we're having a pre Xmas, Xmas day today.

Please share & stay safe 🎄

Met the big guy at Winter Wonderland. He says I'm on the good list! 💅

Morning all. Last day of Xmas prep today. Hallelujah 🙏🙏🙏

On a mission!

Good morning everyone. ☺️ Apart from South West Water, you can fuck off!🖕

Good Morning. 🌞☺️

Suns out, blue skies, no wind, massive waves, Towans and the local! ☺️🌞☺️

Dear followers and fans of my surf content. It is time for a new surf board. This is the one that I absolutely need and is essential for my life! If you could all just chip in a couple of quid, I can continue posting incredible photos of my friends and I getting changed in carparks! Thank you. X

It's 10.30 and I'm thinking about lunch already!

Winter has definitely moved in now.

Today's fashioning for laundry day! #trendsetter #icon

Randoms for your viewing pleasure. Part 5

My 4 favourite santas at the range!

Classic TK Maxx

I like these random mixes with no explanation. Part 3

Quote with your chest pics please and thanku x

More randoms for your eyes! My Gran is a savage! 🫣🤭

More randoms for your eyes! Is that hat too big though? 🤔

Baby Jean is 2 weeks old today. Her eyes opened last night!

Cold start, caught wave of the year and won back the medal for the gays, found a bleached white storm trooper on the beach. Win win today guys! 🥰🤜

You think you know bad smells!

First cold surf of the year! Should I take my hood? Nope 🤔

Dedicating this week's #mcm to my crazy sisters! ✌️✌️✌️

Randoms

Went for breakfast at the local greasy spoon. Recently been taken over by a very good beach shack cafe. Hells Mouth cafe at Hells Mouth.

Let's start an over 30 selfie thread ✨ 46

Welly season now!

Made that doner meat and it's amazing!

Today's outfit! #icon

This is Jean. 5 days old.

The culprit, the saviour

For those who aren't sure, this is the land you will be helping me buy!

3 acres of land has gone up for sale at my favourite beach. Can anyone give me money?

The sweetest little nob head I've ever known! Besties ✌️

Lunchtime surf with the lads at Gwithian.