One of my favorite parts of being home is that when my mom and I go to the bar together, she buys my drinks

I GOT A SUNBURN ON THE BACK OF MY THIGHS AND THIS SHIT HURTS SO MUCH 😭😭😭 I DON'T THINK I HAVE EVEN GOTTEN A BURN THERE BEFORE AND I WAS WEARING SUNSCREEN! NEW BOTTLE! SPF 70! I APPLIED IT MULTIPLE TIMES!

So uh...I graduated on Friday. 10/10 experience. I got to shake Mr. President Chicken Man's hand

Car ride buddies are ready for the 17 hour drive home

@gracelikesgoats.bsky.social and I hit 100 pages on the draft for our fic so since it’s probably gonna take months to actually finish here’s a lil teaser to celebrate 🥳🥳

Since @thatpersonlara.bsky.social and I have hit 100 pages on our fic, here is a sneak peak at one of our chapters 🤭🤫

I think the best time for Lara and I to write our outline is when we have been drinking cuz we are so silly right now. The giggles be real. Will this make sense in the morning? Idk prob not. But its fun

OMG @thatpersonlara.bsky.social AND I JUST GOT OUR PRINTS FROM @monndei.bsky.social AND WE ARE IN LOVE!!!

I love him but yeah they twinked my twunk :(

I LOVE AMPHOREUS MEN #HonkaiStarRail #崩壊スターレイル #Phainon #Anaxa #Mydei

He is so beautiful. I will be getting him. He WILL be mine

I had my last Japanese class today and boy was it bittersweet. I have grown so much with these people over the past 3 years and I am so sad to say goodbye. You know it is a good group though when the professor starts crying and wants to take a group photo

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY BABY! HAPPY DILUC DAY EVERYONE!

Happy Birthday, Diluc! "Hmm... A new non-alcoholic recipe. The taste still has room for further adjustments." #GenshinImpact #Diluc

SHUT UP THIS IS SO FREAKING ADORABLE! I WANT TO PUT HIM IN MY POCKET AND TAKE HIM WITH ME EVERYWHERE

Look at our new friends!!!

Getting road rage while listening to Honkai songs is so funny cuz I just yelled at a guy for going 10 under in the passing lane and then continued singing Sway to My Beat in Cosmos (the robin song)

I'm like the chrysos heirs with the fact that my fatal flaw is that I can survive a lot of freak accidents and leave with just minor injuries but I am allergic to bandaids. I can fall and scrape my knee up and pop it out of place and be fine but the bandaid takes me out

We did it chat 💪

One thing I like about my uni is that our president has a bunch of chickens and they just walk around campus sometimes. Like you will be going to class and you just see chickens and your like "oh chicken man let his chickens out today"

Yellow horse yuri and old yaoi dog. I am the best of both worlds

I have found another Diluc enjoyer 🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻

Sometimes it is hard being the funniest person alive (I was reading through some of the quotes I have said in my group chat and started crying from laughing cuz I said "my fingers smell like fingers")

Don't ask Lara how her pulls went but I got Shorekeeper at 20 pity

We don't wanna talk about how many pulls it took but welcome home!!!! She is so pretty!!!

"I am in favor of free speech. Especially free smutty speech. Keep writing those smut stories" ~ My gender and women's studies professor

I JUST FINISHED MY FINAL JAPANESE ORAL EXAM 💪 I SPENT OVER 12 HOURS IN THE PAST 2 DAYS STUDYING FOR AN EXAM THAT WAS JUST A 10 MINUTE CONVERSATION 😭 ON A POSITIVE NOTE, MY PROFESSOR SAID I HAVE COME A LONG WAY IN THE PAST 3 YEARS <3

Can we take a second to appreciate how good my 五 came out

Do you think Varka took all the horses in all of Teyvat for his little journey thing cuz we haven't seen a single one in the entire game? Do you think it's cuz the Hoyo artist don't know how to draw horses?

Guys I think Mydei likes me. I got E4 at only 32 pity. I love him so much <3

Plz guys we are so funny. Our puns will simply *blow* you away

Please enjoy this crack fic Lara and I did a while ago. The puns in here are so great Cyno would appreciate archiveofourown.org/works/545536...

Yeah guys no relevance but....who do you think? Thoughts?

I got her at only 32 pity

Uhhhhh....at just over 20 pity I get E3??? All it took was to threated to take away Phainon's nipples. Literally I did the threat and he came the next pull. I think Mydei likes me

I kept getting the Scaramouche "even the wind cannot blow on forever" ad on YouTube and asked Lara "who is this emo twink?"

At 10 pity I now am an E2 Mydei haver? Literally all it takes is shirtless Phainon, Phaidei nails, and a Phaidei keychain. Easy

Not E2 Mydei but I am now a proud E6 Welt haver

I just got fucking dive bombed by a fucking stink bug. I knew he was in my room but I was painting my nails so I was going to be nice and let it chill. Never again. That shit made me cry. It hit my face. Traumatized 😭

Shirtless Phainon brought home E1 at 40 pity...

WE ARE WINNERS HERE!! MYDEI CAME HOME AT 30 PITY AND HIS LIGHTCONE WAS ONLY 60 Now the question is do I keep pulling and try to get more copies?

*Me and Grace debating about Ragbros* Grace: Diluc would have better boobies Me: No, Kaeya has boobie confidence and that’s half the battle. At least he doesn’t hide them away Grace: Well at least Diluc’s ass wouldn’t hurt after 20 minutes of sitting on the chairs at the winery

My hardest goodbye Clover, you were the bestest best friend anyone could have asked for. Thank you for the past 16 years. Until we meet again 🫶🏻 08/24/2009 - 03/14/2025

I had some pulls on the standard banner so I did a pull and was like "give me welt".....I think this was him thanking me for the welt merch I got this weekend. Almost at E6 baby! I was only at 26 pity

How come when I saw this man the first thing I thought of was "that tinker fairy guy with goggles"

Oops I took more photos of me out of the wig cuz I liked how curly my hair was 🤭 I also took a lot of the panels we went to. They were so fun!

Lowkey started a few shrines this weekend.... If you have any ideas on what else to add to them let me know (Not pictured is my Sunday bracelet oops)

Diluc would charge Kaeya extra at Angel Share. Friends and family discount? No. Friends and family fee

When you spend so much money at a booth that they give you a free print.... Worth it honestly

What do y'all think of the Sunday merch I got?