Shit hell porn. That's me

The face of a killer

Open a Coffee + TCG/Game store

@profanity.accountant Hi

Best sim game I ever heard of tbh

Picked up some discounted books. Started reading about the censorship for the Bride of Frankenstein, pretty interesting. A lot of original complaints about not wanting the monster to seem like they wanted to get freaky. And a general misunderstanding of Frankenstein and it's meaning towards God.

I feel like Call of Duty bops 7 is the first time I've felt truly disadvantaged by being a lower level than others.

What TTTRPG's is me craving? Campfire Scouts Blister City ChainxLink Electric Bastionland Analwizards

Counter point... I read those and decide if I want to play a game or not depending on how they use generative AI

Attending PAX U was dangerous because now I have the curse of wanting to play ttrpgs again

I think we should make Kegan the discourse of every day, they cant delete themselves right?

Me: I am going to actually be prepared early for a con this time Also Me: It is almost 2 PM and I have packed 2 shirts and done 0 important chores But I made some thumbnails and stuff so... success

I will be at PAX U in the Marvel Champions area this year, come say hi!

Tinker Tuesday is back again! Each week we try to build a new @alteredtcg.bsky.social deck and see how well we can progress it through testing. Live Now: twitch.tv/cohlrabi

Someone say.... Celebration stream? Come hangout as we talk the future of Altered TCG and the recent results from the gamefound campaign. www.twitch.tv/cohlrabi

Kicking off the festivities with some prep for the NUC tournament today. Live now with deck building and then gameplay plus maybe some special guests and show matches? Check out @alteredtcg.bsky.social on gamefound! twitch.tv/cohlrabi

Hey peeps! Myself and some other great creators have organized a streamathon tomorrow for @alteredtcg.bsky.social You can check out the streamers, events and times that will be going on here: tinyurl.com/5exnzptm Come visit, play some games, ask some questions, create some memes, have fun!

Spooooky Friday

We are full on the bonk train now! Working on more unlocks, faster speeds, and higher scores. #Megabonk Live Now: www.twitch.tv/cohlrabi

Bonk this bonk that bonk here bonk there... MEGABONK Live Now: www.twitch.tv/cohlrabi

Tinker Tuesday still in full viewing mode for your pleasure.. or something! Feel free to also come by and grill me about all things fun this week, maybe I can help... maybe not. www.twitch.tv/cohlrabi

Do I potentially subject myself to torture and watch the new season of The Witcher... Or?

Stream schedule and where I will be this week! Basically all of them start at or around 12 PM CT each day. www.twitch.tv/cohlrabi www.youtube.com/@AlteredWeek...

Today is the day that I learn about some weird Frankenstein puppet thing

Twitch is doing a cool little Fright Fest this week! Special emotes and rewards for clipping and yada yada. I am live with spooky games right now: www.twitch.tv/cohlrabi

The energy some dudes be giving:

Turns out... I should have invested in CSGO skins much earlier in life.

People have expressed interest in a recap video of my experience traveling to the Altered TCG World Championship in Paris, France... so shoot over any questions you want answered!

Good Morning America! The stream for the day if you are interested in seeing some action from Paris. www.youtube.com/live/DGUg6ox...

So... something pretty darn cool to announce.. I will be hosting the English broadcast of the @alteredtcg.bsky.social World Championship. Live in Paris! www.youtube.com/@AlteredWeek...

Back again with Tinkering Tuesday! Figuring out the most perfectest Kauri deck ahead of tonight's special event. www.twitch.tv/cohlrabi

This is what we in the biz call... MOTH MOTH MOTH Beautiful tokens by @casualalterations.bsky.social

Man... Farm work is hard work. A dude just needs a quick 2k gold

Playing some Stardew Valley for the FIRST time! www.twitch.tv/cohlrabi

Super honored to be recognized by @alteredtcg.bsky.social as a member of Musubi 2025! Does this mean I have to behave now?? Check out the awesome alt arts from 2024 and the other members: www.altered.gg/en-us/news/m...

What is the best movie you have seen this year?

Going live to do some casting of the Altered TCG - AWOL Season 3 Invitational top cut! Who will win all the glory of season 3? youtube.com/live/D7nTivW...

Huuuuuge thanks to Lokinox for sitting down with us and answering ALL of our questions on the future of @alteredtcg.bsky.social *Pls note the cast of AC does not confirm nor deny any stories told by Loki about times outside of conventions after hours. youtu.be/u8Sxx2Ra63c?...

Cannot believe that The Office is being put into Magic and none of the cards have Creed.

Tinkering... Thursday! Two Mana Muna Deck Live Now: www.twitch.tv/cohlrabi

What would you say is the ONE game of the year that people should not miss out on??

Gotta find out how to cook the labor books

Real sleepy hours

Back again for Tinkering Tuesday live with some... Man in the Maze.. decks? Wish me luck. www.twitch.tv/cohlrabi

Blueberry Soda That is all.

Actual insanity...

Somehow when you are unemployed it seems like there isn't enough time in a day to get things done.

Altered Corner has a special reveal of a card in the next set from @alteredtcg.bsky.social We also want to play a little game... Check the Altered Corner discord or the main Altered discord for more details. open.spotify.com/episode/6RYJ...

Coming up quick on another Tinkering Tuesday for Altered.... last week we worked on a Grand Bwa deck and Simurgh unique. What should we tinker with this week?