Sec. Hegseth, you’ve got this ethos thing backwards. Watch “A Few Good Men”. Jessep (“You can’t handle the truth”) is the villain. LT Kaffee (“I want the truth”) and JAG Judge Randolph (“I'm quite certain I've earned it. Take your seat, Colonel.”) are heroes. apple.news/ASVxTPFlzQai...

Hegseth, “The era of rampant and ridiculous shaving profiles is done.” Not exactly Churchillian or Braveheart ("They may take our lives, but they will never take our freedom.”)

Cue Wild horses

Line at the bathroom

Remember when Donnie Dementia said Russia wouldn’t have invaded Ukraine if he had been president….that hasn’t aged well www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...

Equinox Manhattan Reduced apple cider, Woodford Reserve bourbon, blanc vermouth, pie spices, black walnut bitters

My clients are petitioning the FDA to designate xylitol as an anti-caries (cavities) OTC. There is considerable data showing xylitol is effective in combatting the bacteria that causes cavities. This isn't a Fluoride replacement--complimentary tools. You can sign on here: c.org/SCjFP9w9gr

President Trump just announced that all flags will fly at half mast in honor of those shot while in ICE custody. He also announced he would attend a special memorial service for them. Just kidding, he didn’t say shite. www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...

Trump "library" will have a hotel. Now all it needs is a casino. www.nbcnews.com/politics/rcn...

If you live in DC area, WJLA will not show Kimmel’s return tomorrow. Call: Sinclair Broadcast: 410.568.1500 WJLA: 703.236.9552 www.nbcnews.com/business/med...

I have it on very good authority the “cause” of autism is beets. Why no kid wants to eat them—they’re literally fighting for their lives. Thank you RFK for ending the best generation madness.

Justice Alito, thanks for your concerns about religious liberty in Iraq. Have you had a chance to see the attacks on Constitutional liberties going on here in America? @nytimes.com Justice Alito, in Rome, Says Religious Liberty Is Under Siege www.nytimes.com/2025/09/20/w...

Katie Miller get a grip. They wrote messages in kids’ chalk. “Cower in fear”? For f* sake, could you be more histrionic.

Funny thing, he didn’t raise the fee for unskilled H-2b visas Mar-a-Lago alone uses about 170 H-2b visa workers. Trump Says the U.S. Will Institute $100,000 Fee for Skilled Worker Visas www.nytimes.com/2025/09/19/u...

This is unlawful. I handle workplace ADA claims. If you are a CDC employee facing this discrimination feel free to reach out to me

Something to celebrate: Bourbon heritage month And Whistlepig

So Kirk is so meaningful that flags are at half staff and companies are firing people who simply quote him…. But not so important Trump would skip golf. Gotcha. www.nydailynews.com/2025/09/15/t...

Her best idea ever. Blue: CA, NY, MA, VT, IL, CO, HI, CT, NJ, NM, MD, OR, WA. Red: ID, ND, SD, KY, ID… Can’t support themselves, lousy education, etc.

Heard—didn’t see—Dylan tonight. Played in dark, wearing hoodie, couldn’t see him. No interaction with crowd. Zero energy. People talked, guy in front of me watched NFL. Total F-you to fans who paid money.

No surprise, Maisie is all in for the Georgia Bulldawgs today against the Vols

Now it seems those bullet markings may not mean what the Times says they did. Wonder when the Times and the Journal will publish retractions? They jumped on this--publishing immediately--wonder how long before they report he is a Groyper @nytimes.com www.nytimes.com/2025/09/12/u...

If/when it turns out the shooter is a right wing radical . . . When do you think Trump will issue an apology to all the people he maligned in his remarks yesterday? Im guessing we shouldn't hold our breath.

Thoughts and prayers

Given how catchers now play “knee down”, why hasn’t baseball redesigned the pads catchers wear? The down leg has almost no protection.

On a more pressing note: watch the video. He can’t walk straight. Can barely make it up the curb.

At 7:01 Maggie Haberman made pool report that WH protective pool was evacuated Why?

Not exactly the Kennedy clan and 13 Days

Best advice of the month: “Stipe advised: ‘Just form vowels and syllables, and mean it.’”

Someone should ask bin Laden about that Oh wait…. Trump Says U.S. Military Has ‘Never Fought to Win’ Since World War II www.nytimes.com/2025/09/05/u...

About 3 million people now work for DOW That’s going to be an interesting question for the real Dow’s IP lawyers

Did the world just stop? Volpe got a hit

Deere is an economic indicator species, ironically, for the slice of the US economy that voted overwhelmingly for Trump. John Deere, a U.S. Icon, Is Undermined by Tariffs and Struggling Farmers www.nytimes.com/2025/09/04/b...

I just watched Senator Susan Collins of Maine on the news, talking about RFK, she is “very concerned” Wow. 😂

An “influencer” leaked classified information she was given by someone in the IC. I’m dumbfounded—even though it’s par for the Trump course. Senator’s Visit to Spy Agency Was Canceled After Laura Loomer Complained www.nytimes.com/2025/09/03/u...

Ump. Walsh is a walking case for MLB to adopt ABS. He balked in the game winning run for Astros when pitchcom broke; He called strikes balls in 8th; Then ended game with a called strike that was way more outside. Yanks blew it but Walsh gave it to Astros. Walsh should call Little League games.

Bourbon brown butter chocolate chip cookies First college care package bake

Insider Sources say that RFK’s plan is to pull all COVID shots from US As COVID spikes again.

Go Dan! In Maine, Brewery Owner Joins Push to Unseat Susan Collins www.nytimes.com/2025/09/03/u...

“Cap how much federal funding can flow to any metropolitan area, ensuring that grants are distributed more widely.” End state welfare. How about cap federal funding so that—apart from emergencies—no state can receive more federal funds than it pays in to the nation.

Yet another reason to love college football! Idaho will wear “Fightin Taters” uniforms against St. Thomas this weekend. Go Taters. #ncaa #football

I’ll show you a military parade bet Dementia Donnie is apoplectic China’s Military Spectacle www.nytimes.com/2025/09/03/w...

The biggest problem in higher ed is cost. When tuition is ~$100k a year, college is unaffordable for most and can’t show value. At same time U’s have huge endowments. With two in college now, if Trump fines had offset tuition I might have cheered him on. @theatlantic.com

ESPN GameDay The Legend going out in style. So happy for NCAA football being back. So sad for today.

Trump is right! Beverly Hills is a hellscape! Last time I was The Grill on the Alley they were out of crab melts. This needs to be rectified immediately! Thank you for your attention to this matter. www.yahoo.com/news/article...

I’m stunned Hooters isn’t on MAGA hit list. Especially now that Cracker Barrel has been “saved”.

Fun fact:the only proper way to dispose of the flag is to burn it. So you cannot fully outlaw it. Which means any ban is content based and violates the First Amendment www.newsweek.com/1600-free-sp...

As Summer wanes… Last night’s BLT: August heirloom farm stand tomatoes; Thick cut local smoked bacon; Farm stand bib lettuce; Toasted pretzel bun Duke’s mayo Simple. Near perfect as it gets. I love Fall but I’ll soon miss this until next year.

One if by land Two if by sea Three if the hot donut sign is alight