They’ll say the camera caught him blinking. Really slowly. For like 10 minutes

No worries, y’all. Who needs the WHO when we have the worm brained raccoon dick guy?

Does he expect us to not remember the US military abandoning Kurdish forces in Syria, during his first term? Or does he actually not remember the US military abandoning Kurdish forces in Syria, during his first term?

They immediately stopped talking and just stared at me when I walked up. Awkward

out n about lookin for tasty faces

Dunno about you, but I was tired of him back when Adam Vinatieri was winning all those Bowls for him

Your Friends & Neighbors’ new episode (S2E6) is pretty good. Stylistic break from their norm

I’m 99% behind this, but I’d kinda like to see a dna test that fully rules out Gary Busey being Eric’s true biological father

How I roll up to the trail head for the clurb’s First Saturday group ride. Think I’m joking? I am most certainly not, good sir

They’ve started playing ads for a Tedeschi Trucks Band concert on the radio and istfg I thought their song/chorus was, “hope you bitches got soul,” not, “hope your future’s got soul.” Tbch I’m kinda disappointed

Last weekend I took my buddy’s 20” bmx for a few laps around the pump track. Hadn’t been on one in about a decade and it felt exactly like this

Fully admit that I haven’t been paying much attention to the Gigantes this season, but dunno man, trading a two time gold glove catcher with an absolute cannon for a 27th pick and a LHP prospect? That better be one charming muhfuckin’ prospect

Patiently waiting after your debit card was declined for the third time

First fawn sighting of the season

Tracks

A powerful symbol in a State Capitol built by convict and enslaved labor. I am not in Jones's district, but I was adjacent to it for a few years. John Lewis would approve of this good trouble. If I can't get out of this state right now, I'm heartened by others' courage and conviction.

She’s even got an account on here: @nicolehester.bsky.social

Not snek but a few days ago I did accidentally on purpose eat an entire Costco French baguette in less than 24 hours so yeah…

It’s outta my control So I’m gonna coast For a little while

Last night’s Ca gubernatorial debate: Katie Porter: I don’t need a lecture from you about being a mother Chad Bianco: You might Audience: *audible groans* I sincerely hope those groans were a death knell for his life as an elected official (currently Riverside Co sheriff) Fuck that guy

Lol talk shit and Wiccan’ll show out ‘round here. Fuck that guy ksbw.com/article/witc...

He straight up murdered irony on national television

Truth be told:

Kinda disappointed that the guy that went Butch Cassidy And The Sundance Kid, jumping off the Bay Bridge while fleeing CHP, allowed himself to be rescued by fire fighters. Now, I know the water is fucking frigid, but if you’re gonna go, ya gotta fully commit to the bit, bro

My god. What have we done.

Ppl dying on a ship from a disease spread by rodents is yet another reason why a cruise is gonna be a no for me, dawg

lost track of the Gigantes bc I had other stuff going on… 0-6 on a two city roadie… guess I’ll carry on with my other stuff

And Asa won the damn thing. His debut Elite Men’s World Cup downhill race. A long way from Durango, Co. Welcome to the big leagues, kid (he’s literally still a teenager) youtu.be/r7HptBilezE?...

She finished second in Short Track today. Full course on Sunday

Tf. At this point, it’s James Spader in “Less Than Zero” Pure, unadulterated asshole

Pretty good protest album

And Commodus was, in fact, entertained.

🗣️from the roof tops

New Tori Amos album out today, btw Gen X is all huzzah n shit

To celebrate the UCI World Cup season kicking off this weekend, here’s an unsolicited pic of the badass British rocket that is Evie Richards. Cheers

Life goals to 11. Yes please

I choked on my coffee

The Chosen One

Filing this under, “Not Fuckin Cool, Man.” www.santacruzsentinel.com/2026/04/27/c...

Oh fuck yes. She knows what’s up

My man

Fancy fishing lure ya got there www.surfer.com/news/great-w...

Starting my countdown clock on Tori’s new album drop

Jamie Ding lost last night?? Damn. Gonna miss seeing his face flash from jolly to cold blooded killer in .0086 of a second

Truth be told:

When millions of people instantly question the legitimacy of an attempt on your life, you might be a fucking con man

True fucking story: I was bingeing ‘Death By Lightening,’ yesterday afternoon/evening, when that bs went down. Solid 4⭐️. The ending was definitely better than the WHCD fiasco