— volo's a cunt < temp pinned > < arceus from pokémon > < #pkmnrp #pokemonrp >

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I'm so trustworthy just a lil merchant guy 😇

// making like 5 or 6 more pokemon accounts ignore me

// aaaand a kris thread later that ash'll also kill me for

(( /silly ))

// i love how batshit crazy volo gets at the end. he straight up says "if you don't pokemon battle me, i'll use physical force to stop you". a dude willing to use his own hands to kill you in a world defined by monster battles. like jesus

// manipulative bitch uses pokemon to change the localized temperature

you queerbaited me a second ago

// not even the worst part. if you REALLY want me to make mokou worse the Collective will ruin them

— " hey guys its me volo please don't punch me in the jaw haha " < temp pinned > < volo from pokemon legends: arceus > < #pkmnrp #pokemonrp #mvrp > < pfp by nanxia > < banner and pinned by game freak >