If you need to clean out, do it safely.

Bachelor's Handbag* Serving Suggestion: Best served standing over a sink in your underwear & wrapping bones in newspaper. Reduced price at the end of the day preferred. (*This is a cooked rotisserie chicken from a supermarket.)

"Sorry I'm late for work, boss. I took time to smell the roses."

I walked away from a six-figure job yesterday with no plan for the future beyond being able to sleep better, cry less & repair my soul. It was not only the right thing to do, but the _only_ thing I could do. *and breathe*

In NSW it's the Labour Day Weekend. We acknowledge those who fought & even gave their life for rights we've recently forgotten: * the 8 hr day * the 40 hr week * paid sick leave when sick * the right to withdraw one's labour * the right to refuse contact during leisure time

Wisteria (No colour filter added.)

Inside cat is planning his escape

New phone, re-installed all apps. You better believe I hit that Forgot Password button _MANY_ times!

Mate. They won't pick that up.

Playing around with contrast filters on the phone. Very Carravagio

If you're giving everything at work you're short-changing someone at home

I would like to stay here today

How stressed am I about speaking in front of my work's biggest client on Wednesday & Thursday? It's 2am & I've woken myself up by biting my tongue & grinding my teeth.

Just "sounding" you gentlemen out... Just how much blood _should_ there be in urine before one starts to worry?

I went out on Saturday night. I'm going to pay for that this week.

After spending all of my Saturday mopping floors, baking bread, cooking food & washing bottles I'm considering something taboo & unthought of for anyone of my class-of-origin. I'm tempted to, perhaps, PAY SOMEONE ELSE TO CLEAN MY HOUSE!

So @fuzzerhop.bsky.social has convinced me to share these...

I cannot run from my family, They are inside of me, Runs in the family

I would draw on my commute but I'm standing up rn

Some flowers are out. Orchids, it seems.

Can you believe someone was throwing this out? A complete #lego set!

Good morning from the suburbs!

I should know better than to talk to my long retired boomer parents about my workplace woes. Mea culpa on that one. 😐

Good night from the suburbs

This is also 45.

This is 45

"It's fine. You go. I'll wait here." "Oh, you're leaving. Don't worry about me then."

All I want for my birthday is a redundancy! (My birthday is not today.)

Every funeral is a reminder that I will go to so many more funerals in the near future. Until eventually I won't. And the next funeral is mine. Any way. Goodnight Aunty.

Saw 2 red belly black snakes within 3 days. Will now walk dogs exclusively on the path or the open field.

All my YouTube ads are for the goriest, most horrific horror films. My playlist today is mostly Dusty Springfield & Aretha Franklin. I'm not your target audience.

So, I turn 45 next week. I've never been as soft, as tired, as drunk, as disengaged from the world as I currently am. I work 50+ hours a week and expect that I have less than 20 years of life left. I'm not making the most of life. I don't want any of this... Anyway. I'm on a train. Sigh.

How many people spend their evenings rehearsing what they would say to their employers "if they only had the gall"? Because I could be absolutely devastating to them if I didn't need them to put cash in my account every month. (the fucken cnutz.)

Back to doing my nails I guess

Good morning from the suburbs

BREAKING: White House releases this photo of President Trump hard at work over the weekend as proof that he's still alive.

I would really like these ladies to stop dying now. Really. Just give it a break please. PLEASE

Absolutely no privacy!

Who me? I'm getting ready to see my husband's ex-wife play in a ska band. Hbu?

Presenting the Giant Dog Singer!

General observation: I keep meeting people who think they themselves are strange & weird, and who have probably heard it their whole life. But when I meet them I don't see any strangeness & weirdness. They seem (better than) fine to me. 🤷‍♂️ What does that say about me?!

A few warm days, some vigorous physical activity, outside time... Is it premature to declare the end of the annual Seasonal Depressive Episode? I am so back, baby!

Confused by the yellow thing in the sky

This is disgraceful, trans and queer people built this place before anyone else. This app was built off the back of them, and it’s shameful that Bluesky are doing this, but also not the first time they’ve chosen to boost and protect transphobes in here. Maybe it’s 🔨 time again

So, yes. A client did raise a Bug against our website today because the scrollbar in their Chrome browser was the wrong colour. 🙄

The worst people you will ever encounter (the ABSOLUTE worst) are those who _enjoy_ being cruel to others. You must avoid them, and at all costs you must NEVER become one of them.

This fucken rain can Fuck off, I'm fucken sick of this shit.

Couldn't sleep at 3am so I wrote my fantasy work resignation letter which will never be sent. It's a banger.

One by one, the stars who guided you to where you are today will fall from the sky.

Crazy how a few degrees in temperature lifts my mood