Ex-Players: ManUtd absolutely cannot go afford to go down the Solskjaer route again. The Data:

How is Neal Maupay still playing? It feels like hes been a 30 year old at the end of his contract for his whole career.🤣🤣🤣

Honestly, the system is literally called skycam and already does all the heavy lifting in shortening "Televisons Directors View". But no thats still too technical for a country whose collective intelligence aspired to a retarded man baby for leader, so even Skycam has to be infantilised. 🤦‍♂️

Keane: Carrick isnt good enough to get United winning league titles. Sky: Arsenal are there own worst enemy after appearing in complete control of the match. The Murdoch effect: Given enough money, there will always be someone prepared to say precisely what you want them to

Anyone else think that excluding the title and cup celebrations, Carrick has been pictured smiling more in the last 8 days than he ever was as a player? 😂

February is the big test, come away from Fulham, Spurs, West Ham and Everton with 9 pts and its the real deal.

Dorgu handball? This shouldnt need saying but, his arm is by his side and if it wasnt there the ball still hits his torso, so it simply cannot be a handball even if it did hit his arm. More clutching to dismiss the achievement just because its ManUtd.

Sky: "What do Arsenal need to do now" Pray, because theyve been exposed for what fans always suspected, a barely above-average side with an over-reliance on exploiting dark arts and set pieces.

Every one of those pundits in the studio has a face like a smacked arse. Completely deflated that they look like a buch of cnuts and yet still criticise United. Whos the "babies" now Keano?🤣

Not only did Carrick and co pull that off but it also looks like they got Cunha on simmering too. Bloody outstanding performance and management tto resist changes when Arteta threw on 4 subs!

7 mins my arse, there hasnt been half of that amount. Cheating scum

Beautiful Brazillian Bastard!!!!!!!!!

Cunha forcing White into the post is far more delightful than conceeding is disappointing right?

Ben Whites first touch, trying to take a quick throw in 20 yards from where the ball went out.

Here comes the filth. Calling it now Ben White is going to be scratching and pinching again

Screamerrrrrrrrr Patrick Dorgu, just wow.

Huge half time here, If Carrick and his team keeps the players simmering it could be special, its a big ask though as its a fine line to tread.

Literally just said to the mrs if Carrick gets the team fired up theyre going to tear over them here and boom boom MBeumo!

Honestly makes you wonder if Sky supply commentry with any tech with the amount of crap Gary Neville buys. 2 dives in the first 20 mins from Arsenal with no actual contact from a United player and Nevs bought them both.🤔

Fun Fact: Bizzarely, The Royal Society for the Prevention of Accidents campaigned, in Holyrood (Scottish Parliament), to stay on BST to prevent accidents in the evenings. Which means, someone, within RoSPA, must have either weighed the value of childrens lives, or didnt even give them a thought.😱

Noone ever remembers but here in the UK, the clocks are returned to GMT because to not do so would put schoolkids in danger in parts of Scotland by making their journey to school be in the dark.

Fixed it for you.

1) A lot of ManUtd fans seem to be dismayed by the latest Deloitte money tables. Firstly lets point out that the numbers in this table are revenue, not just profits or net income, but cold hard cash taken in during the 24/25 season.

Now THAT right there, THAT is United DNA.😂

This from Pat Nevin on the BBC shows its not just fans that jump in with both feet.😂

Not sure a godawful paper story about Cole Palmer can be trusted when they still havent updated the current manager on the splash page. Anyway its actually hilarious because it exists only in the head of a journo that likes insane crap from the sun.

Well they do need to know exactly where people are feeling a little peckish in order to get p-p-p-picked up. Horny little buggers, Penguins.

Honestly not surprised, and think BBC didnt break down data far enough. The highest rate surely has to be shots hit hard along the ground 12-18 inches either side of the goalkeeper so the ball is under their thigh/waist and denies time and opportunnity to block even if they guess right side.

Butt and Scholes still trying to pick a fight with Licha. Theyre millionaires and they cant even buy a friend smart enough to create a graph plotting relevence / time, proving how slagging current players accelerates irrelevence. What use is money when everyone can see youre morally bankrupt?

Good discussion on MNF now similar to the question i posed on Sat night. Although I probably word saladed the question a lot more.🤣

The problem doesnt lie with Bluesky, Thee problem lies with sharing left leaning opinion on a left leaning site and thinking youll attract attention. Your voice is background noise.

WTH is going on in the Brighton Bournemouth game? 2 mins 2 clear penalty shouts and VAR looks at neither while Hurtzeler gets a yellow.

I feel it would have been a lot quicker to simply ask did you notice how ManUtd played like it was 15 years ago?

Honestly all Denmark needs to do is to withdraw all Ozempic exports to the US and Americans will finally revolt

Cucarella feigned injury to get his opponent in severe trouble ... every fucking game. Why don't officials wise up to it?

Oooof Did Shearer really mean what he said there or is a joke thats actually more cutting than he realised? "I had 15 mins on Sunderland prepared but the Editor said we have to talk about Palace"

BBC commentry suggest a Spurs fans sign saying "Time for Change" is ambiguous and ponders if it means the board or something else? while the audio feed is of spurs fans singing "sacked in the morning". MotD has agendas the last few years

Watching MotD, Doku really is a shit actor and Anthony Taylor still bought it.

Serious Question, given Gary Neville has ruled out Carrick as a long term choice yet is now banging on that Utd DNA still works. Id be curious if theres a point where other fans feel this current management setup might deserve consideration as a long term option and if so what is it?

Is it just me or does it look like Cole Palmer is increasingly more ill in each succesive picture?

MBeumo was a very busy man today 😂

Nice to see hes adapted to English life. Genuinely heartwarming seeing him forced to join the back of an orderly queue.🤣🤣🤣

I agree with this wholeheartedly every player playing for their teammates. Though Carrick and his team deserve most praise for getting the whole team singing from the same song sheet. If we see that more often well be good.

Anthony Taylor would sell his mum for a fiver.

A world where Anthony Taylor is the top English referee should only exist in a Marvel movie or an episode of Star trek involving section 31.

VAR image for 2nd goal is clearly late the ball had already been played in that snapshot. Absolute state of PGMOL that they cant even find the point of contact.😡

Since noone else jumped in , I should point out that this may be exactly what management were aiming for. Clubs this summer wont be certain of who is a target or a casual approach once the first midfielder is in. Having said that watch the club put in a bid for 2 midfielders on the first day 🤣

Genuinely believe the verdict has been in for a long while now. But the delay is in finding a punishment that is both reflecttive of the severity and doesnt lead English football open to claims from other clubs, especially those in Europe, to be compensated.

I hate to say this but Rio may be right stretching to Conte, but De Zerbi may be too inexperienced in big roles and might be overwhelmed.