1/2 OK funniest transfer story of the year award... Manchester United are tracking Arsenal's Myles Lewis-Skelly, Fulham's Antonee Robinson and Crystal Palace's Tyrick Mitchell as they look for a left back proven in the Premier League, according to TEAMtalk.

Feels icky to go after someone based on their name just because it looks unfortunate. Not least when youre so oblivious of that person, yopu dont know he actually uses the shortened version so its actually Adi Hütter (who incidentally has had a great 20 year career as a player).

Literally looks like someone at eastenders thought it would be a good idea to resurrect the dot cotton character but as a male so no-one would notice.

So again, collusion between Referee and VAR in the premier league isnt the the problem because this time a desire for the "referee’s initial decision to play a role" has them kerfuffled. Exactly how miopic do you have to be to work around football without even blindly stumbling into the root cause?

This is such a stain on the club, that theres no alternative arrangement for a 76 year old to continue sitting alongide family is abhorrent. Ratcliffe isnt just a racist hes a complete wanker, and now we all see exactly why the grifters chose him, because hes a turd polished in their own image.🤬

Theres two extra midweek games, hardly a flood, and whole blocks of fixtures are reserved sspecifically for domestic cups across the continent while the champions league has been prioritised over league games since it was the european cup and the first English team entered.

I use a much better one in Football Manager. When the world seems to shine Like you've had too much wine, that's Mora - Mora - Bruno. Bruno (Gilberto) Mora (Rodrigo) Mora

As Decided? Makes it sound like he made a choice when the reality is hes been kicked out, with ManUtd writing off any chance of recovering even a token fee. Dortmund arent even an option, he either resigns with them or hell be retiring to his playstation.

Spurs considering bringing in De Zerbi before the end of the season is a huge gamble. Feels too late to help as they might equally be much more Spursy with de Zerbi. And I dont see them signing the quality of players they need, that needs Pochettino in place to help attract better quality.

So happy for him but wish he got the opportunity at home. I hope everyone of the idiots that hounded him see this and are reminded of how bad they were. Mourinho told everyone how good Scotty was and would be and its still incredible how few listened just because he was played in the wrong role.

McTominay will be given UNESCO Protected status at this rate

Christ and we thought Darren Anderton was worth the "Sicknote" nickname! Sicknote was peak performance compared to this guy🤣

Incessant meddling and switching is ruining the integrity of the leagues, draining money from the game and has to be leaving a long term effect on players. Managerial changes need to join the transfer windows and/or appointments be given a no-breaks minimum term, where managers also cant quit.

If these are real numbers, I hope this is going into the formal complaint from United and that as a result I don't have to hear the names Attwell or Pawson for a good long time.

The premise is faulty, PGMOL know this and are trying to obfuscate faulty decision making behind the wrong question. The real question is "If Jimenez stays on the pitch after pulling Cunha down in a goal scoring opportunity despite a penalty award, how then does Maguire see red for mere contact?

Perfect timing for the steam sale. Prune for just £4.01 is an absolute bargain.

On a positive note, Carrick just brushed off another possible. The fact that it took the officials to level the game, means Iraola joins Glasner among the also rans. I do like Iraola but for me its a straight choice, either Enrigue is available or Carrick gets his reward.

Thank god theres a break now, but lets just hope 3 weeks doesnt create too much rust. Leeds is now a much bigger, must-win game given the run-in.

Carrrick so close to nailing the referee now by pointing out the game descended into chaos but checks himself to stop short of pointing to the referee. Lack of talent aside, this is why I could never do the job, Id never find the restaint to prevent myself hurling righteous fury at PGMOL.

Sky now trying to justify the bad decision to send off Maguire by comparing to the Amad decision. But the problem is the Jimenez decision, Jimenez staying on the pitch while Maguire going off is the double standard.

1/5 Banging a drum but here we go again, PGMOL is flawed by design. It is simply impossible to improve standards while learning from a previous generation because that generations flaws will also be passed on.

2 Clear fouls as the ball is played up to Sesko. Neither given.

PGMOL OUT OF THEIR DEPTH.

PGMOL lost the plot. I cant be a red bbecause he didnt send off Jimeenez. PGMOL are fofficiating to dual standards again.🤬

We have to have a reset and hand off in the summer tko get the asshats at PGMOL the fuck away from it. PGMOL are killng the game because they cant use the technnology correctly. Honestly its like asking an infant to count to 100, it can be done but why would you waste the time?

Thats a penalty and if not play had to be paused at the minimum.

That really was stupid by Jimenez, thats the clearest penalty well have this season.

Really disappointed with that, its been such a good game that Tavarniers dive looks especially soft.

This grraabed my attention on another site where the cake was the focus of the story and honestly Ive not laughed out that loud in a while. 🤣

I think the translation got a little lost. Not quite sure Rectus and rectum are the same thing.

What a goal from Chido.

Id suggest theres not just a case to be made against the two clubs but a far more important case to be made against the Premier League, who punished Everton for FFP violations while having full knowledge that both City and Chelsea's cheating has had a direct negative impact on their accounts.

Decided to have a go while watching Netflix because Im both that bored and compulsive. Removing City and Chelsea by awarding teams the points they dropped to them, then work out the average points won for the season and remove share from all and the remainder starting from the bottom.

Feels like the English media have a very real disregard of Casemiro, every name in that caption has been fawned over in the media while Casemiro has been treated with skepticism throughout his stay, and now hes due massive praise hes being somewhat overshadowed by Bruno. Well miss him massively.

If Chelsea and City have shown us anything its that the organisations (PL, UEFA and FIFA) are all compramised. Turns out we do need a breakaway Superleague, but this time with legitimate relegation/promotion and strictly policed rules with pre determined punishment and those two clubs excluded.

We need someone to do the math of removing Man City and Chelsea results from the final premiership tables in those years they cheated. It will be interesting to see who legitimately won when and even if anyone outside the Big5 back then couldve made Europe?

Ladies and Gents I give you English commentry... "Liverpool have done it, Barcelona have done it, Deportivo have done it back in the day but if Chelsea do it from here it will be the greatest comeback in European history". Better than the injury plagued United comeback which wrote the record?🤦‍♂️

And that continues, what does it say now of the managerial appointments that have failed to compete with the two squads that could not have been assembled within the rules we operated within? Overnight the jobs those managers did have to be seen differently?

One to ruffle some feathers. Glazers will always be problematic, and Woodward rightly kills any redemption, but having two serial financial dopers in the league paints a diff picture on finances. OFC theyve spent badly, but under pressure to play keep up is some of the risk more understandable?

Zlatan also means golden? So many questions now, did other people know this? is it officially an English dictionary word? and since The Zlatan or before?

The premiership since 2010 is a tragedy of error, strewn with cheating in championship deciding games. Incredibly the small clubs were right all along, that the notion of FFP restraining bad owners was in itself farcical. Chelsea and City have to be expelled to restore integrity.

PSG should sue FIFA as theyre the rightful winners of the Club World Cup. Then they should sue UEFA for allowing Chelsea into the competition while they knew about the cheating. One Problem with that...

Sporting integrity post Abu Dhabi is dead. With two teams cheating theres no hope of making any sense of the table since 2010. In a league where you can cheat and pay a fine a decade later thats less than the cost of a single signing the premiership is absolute nonsense.

Thanks Joseph. Hopefully these make the leap to the UK, spring/summer is usually the time when Lays (Walkers to us Brits) drop some limited edition flavours and it sounds like that flavour could be a bigger hit than youd first think.

Theres nothing worse than when the question being asked is completely unnecessary hand wringing because the single correct answer is and always has been... PARENTAL RESPONSIBILITY.

Ashley Young on Sky punditt duties trying deperately to conceal his joy.

That was another really good team performance. I know itll be counter to most peoples pick but Yoro was a standout. A really calm assured performance, assertive without over commiting.

Well that Barkley sub firmly closes the door on Carraghers pathetic attempt at misinformation that Emery would be a good fit. I laughed when I read it, but now he just looks like your everyday soft scouse fool.

Emery hooking Barkley was insanity.