Gone to get breakfast for Dexter. Come back up to teeny potat.

Good morning from the baby potat

Hard launching my return to mid life crisis fundraising guys 🥴 www.instagram.com/p/DHWlLiVInp...

Look who is home for a whole MONTH 🥰 and straight into the Lego much to the cats delight 😂

Managed to bruise the sole of my foot tonight. New achievement unlocked 🤡

Working on nailing the D 🙌🏼 🤸

She really just sits like this. All the time. 🥴🧡💛

But anyway here, have a timeline cleanse. The baby cat chooses to sit like this

Lambing season in the village. Absolutely no fun driving past frolicking baby lambs for the next couple of months until you all of a sudden drive past a half empty field 🙃

Morning Bluesky. Pretty criminal that I’ve been up an hour and I am allowed to sleep in today 🤦🏼‍♀️

I don’t even have to be up and out until lunch. No kids, no cats…could be having a lie in. But no. I’ve been placed next to captain snooze.

There is a person in the hotel room next to me whose alarm has gone off 4 times now. GET. UP.

My daughter set me up on a Dating app and honestly it’s the most depressing thing to happen to me in a long time. And that’s saying something. I’ll just try and meet a nice Irish man at the weekend instead 😂

My seventy odd year old aunty liking every single one of my pole videos on instagram is the level of positivity I need today 😂

@jonnelledge.bsky.social third times a fucking charm 🙃🤡 just here to jinx you as I said the exact same thing at the exact same time 😂 Cc @papercutsshow.bsky.social or I’ll make no sense at all

Can tell I’ve been up since 5am 💀 Barely functional. I’m sure when I go to do squid games later this afternoon I definitely won’t die.

It’s peak of the week and I’m taking the small wins. Son passed his theory (third times a charm 🤦🏼‍♀️) and I got to pole! We won’t talk about the losses 🙃

They also requested more cake. So I doubled up on the baking.

Visited the sister today. Can confirm the squirrels are well fed there 😂

I know I’m late to the party but I’ve started watching the last of us. I would be so dead 🤦🏼‍♀️

Having to deep dive daughter’s condition. It’s really not a fun read. I hope she doesn’t read all this stuff, it’s enough to send your head west.

Alarm is set for half 6 in the morning. Just got in from A&E, still without adequate treatment after more than 24 hours of cross country NHS fuckery. Never seen such a shambles. Tomorrow will be fun 🤡💀

Unsurprisingly, after a phone call to Lily’s actual endocrine team it’s been confirmed she should have been admitted to hospital and immediately put on a drip so mother has done the 4 hour round trip to get her to a hospital. Which should have all happened yesterday.

Been up all night on the phone to the daughter who is beside herself unwell, worried she’s going into adrenal crisis. I’m miles away feeling fucking helpless. 111 send her to a walk in, £20 on Ubers, for them to barely examine her and send her home. Are these people fucking serious???

Ok it’s not a pic but it’s still worth it for #sundaypixreflect

Cinema Tickets booked for v day with a gal pal. No boys, just besties, bubbles, Bridget and her big knickers.

Been to visit little sis in rehab today. She’s doing well and hanging in there. Said it’s like the army, there’s so many rules. Took her a bag of goodies and stuff she’d asked for, and she asked me to bake her a cake. My dad said will they not cut it up to see if there’s a file in it 😂😂😂

Yoga with cats 🤡🥴

Anyone else’s animals demented in this weather? 🥴

Cat hide and seek 🤦🏼‍♀️🥴😂

Today at the gym I will be wearing the greatest T-shirt of all time (Xmas gift from kids ) Along with the greatest leggings of all time.

Well my name is Gemma and my Irish granda used to give me York fruits, which I called joob joobs. So he used to call me Gemma joob joob 🥰

Hello all, bit of a wobbly start to 2025 it can be said (the horrors most definitely persist. And escalate 🙃) but I’m hoping I have a handle on things now (by the tips of my fingers anyway) and can settle in a bit more. And celebrate small wins!

World’s longest dry Jan continues. No regrets 🙌🏼

Watching the local lad with the kids. He’s on 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

In other news, I’m waiting for son to emerge from his theory test. Second time lucky vibes from everyone please! 🥴🤞🏻

Although in fairness this is as exciting as I want my life to get after the hellscape that was the festive period.

If anyone is wondering how exciting my life is at the moment…

Terrorised out of my own home by a completely unhinged person. Merry fucking Xmas to me. A plus is that my dad has an electric blanket I will be taking full advantage of at his house

Grinch is trying to ruin Xmas and I am so fucking tired of it 💀

Nom nom having the time of her life 😂 #twanta2024 @stevehutch.bsky.social

About to do a workout in the greatest gift I have even been given. My kids are legendary and have impeccable taste 😂

The Nick Fuentes situation has to be the fuck around/find out scenario of the year

Now a quick flick through this before bed. See what the expectation vs reality is 😂 #twanta2024

Gavin and stacey. Tidy. No notes 🤍

EVERYTHING IS IN THE OVEN. Pray for me. The oven decides when she is done cooking, fuck all those cooking times on the packaging 🤡

Daily ritual even on Xmas day. Using my delicious #twanta2024 cacao obv 🥰

My twanta is a complete genius! Thank you sooooo much! I’m absolutely floored by how well they know me 😂 I’ve booked on a bread course in January so this book will be so handy 😂 and the cats LOVE their treats 🧡💙💜💙 #twanta2024

Bertha, FYI. She is not to be messed with and she decides when dinner is ready, not your meticulous timings 🙃