I’m voting for Richard Nixon he’s probably better than trump at this point

I think I have no mouth and I must scream must be turned into a changed porn game with AM as a dominant but caring BDSM bot with the remaining humans as a whip

Hospital buttplug statue

@hbomberguy.bsky.social God gave us cars for a reason. (My newest bumper sticker)

Keeva and Irviss by voltzzdrawzz

Just found out this game created all crime, wtf monolith not cool

When I eat a meal entirely with chopsticks I can feel the power of my .1% ancestry flow through me

Feels like this sometimes

Remember your poorly cooled computer becomes a 2 in 1 space heater in the winter

Cool carvings I saw on a walk

I’ve seen so much porn of this thing it’s genuinely odd to see this in a normal context. Twitter ruined me

If you’re telling people things are so bad that there’s no time to talk about their hobbies and interests and little joys, it turns out you DO have time for a hobby: being an insufferable douche.

Ahoy? Yeah, it’s Alexander. Alexander Graham Bell. No, I’m not “in your house.” It’s called a phone, dumbass. I just invented it. Hanging up now, call me back if you’re not a bitch oh wait you can’t yet lmao

Arc. A dragon I purchased from @skullkid12.bsky.social a while back

bsky.app/profile/stee... OC Vanessa (The Lizard) and my OC Eris

Annek. My Skalgan from the Nature of Predators universe. By the Lovely: VoltzzDrawzz voltzzdrawzzcommissions.carrd.co

Brigitte. My nightstalker from Fallout: New Vegas By the Lovely: VoltzzDrawzz voltzzdrawzzcommissions.carrd.co

Einen Hals haben, kann auch tierisch gut aussehen. Danke fürs folgen, schön das Ihr da seit. Ein schönes 2025

Went to the Kentucky flea market, spent 23 dollars on pickles and somehow feel good about it. At this point I’m convinced their greatest marketing tool is guilt and satisfaction for supporting a small business

Tricolored Heron Ocean Beach, CA #photography #birds #naturephotography #wildlife #wildlifephotography #sandiego #birdphotography #nature

Research explains how foxes hunting mice can plunge down into the snow at high speeds without injuring their poor little snouts.