@gazpunch.bsky.social it's -26, come hang out!

My girl refused dinner tonight & just stood in the middle of the kitchen, kind of staring. Then she just laid down on the floor. I brought water, food, raw meat & she refused it all. So I laid down with her on the floor for a while She's on the couch now, but her clock's ticking. 10 in Feb #Kash

I don't mean to be dramatic but owning a bread machine has changed my life. I threw some shit into it this morning before coffee at 7 am and by 1030 I was eating fresh hot bread with jam. It's a little electric dopamine machine.

Survivors of Jeffrey Epstein's abuse have released a PSA urging Congress to make the records public, produced by World Without Exploitation.

Pho is the most perfect thing in the universe.

The vote today is killing my stomach. The MPs have to do the right thing and vote for this government.

I love it when my boss drops F bombs. 🥰

I love her so much.

God I don't know it's such a mystery, what could possibly be causing educated professionals to leave the country? 🤔🤔

I miss my dad. I think he'd be proud of me while everything The Living Room is doing.

DANGER KITTIES

It's hard to have a fun weekend when you're facing a corporate restructuring come Monday morning. Ahhh.

Have you ever seen anything sexier in your life!?! Christmas list activated. a.co/d/dBUqeKy

Hims got a new toy #Dozer

I went out last night. The sky was crazy! So was the food, in the best way. Nobody crawl up my ass, that's a virgin marg. I just GO OUT now after being housebound for years from agoraphobia. There's so much neat stuff out here..like birria!

This is my #1 favorite Tiktok account. Sister Mary takes me to church every time 😂 What a diva.

I wonder why the wars in Chicago and Portland are so different? The government seems much more violent in Chicago.

This is a text from my son and I am SCREAMING 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 The savagery

Canada has experienced a terrible crime - a salsa heist. This isn't as egregious as the maple syrup heist but nonetheless it is shocking The rest of the world 💣💥💥🔪 Canada 💃💃💃💃 www.ctvnews.ca/windsor/arti...

THIS BAD BITCH was running in heels to protect her city! This is a hell of a woman and a hell of an American! "Stay in your cars! Stay in your houses! This is my city, that's right, take off your masks!" Fuck yeah queen. vt.tiktok.com/ZSU822VRu/

I'm trying really hard to be A Proper Adult. Today I've done as many errands as my body allowed & meal prepped buffalo chicken dip, eggs and these babies. I even made the dough. I would like a gold star pls.

I laughed so hard at the comment section I woke up my son AND the dogs AND almost peed myself. vt.tiktok.com/ZSUeaEXCK/

The US is in civil war. I don't know what any outsider can do.

My new personality is about to drop

I got a cortisone shot in my knee last week. Cortisone shots are ELITE. Been using the cane regularly and it makes such a big difference. I want to set it on fire 🫠 I feel like my body is betraying me. I'm 40, not 80. I don't want any pity it just fng blows & I have nowhere else to say it

Thing 1 and Thing 2

This precious girl just ate a large breakfast burrito with eggs, veggies, homemade sausage and extra hot sauce, and she is extremely arthritic and slow. Send help

This is sickening. The American government needs to be stopped. This is sickening. How do you "lose" 1200 people from Alligator Alcatraz? Those poor souls. vt.tiktok.com/ZSD4YJBs1/

Is it my fault that you're lost?🎵 It's hard for me to see you when you're drunk In a bathroom stall, taking pills, giving up 🎵 You're tryna find your friends, but it's too dark Tell me how you're getting home, you took the car You called me 'fore you passed out in the yard🎵 youtu.be/yr7ZSfyLXEQ?...

THEY DON'T WANT TO REPLACE MY KNEE BECAUSE I AM TOO YOUNG Tricompartmental OA with bone on bone on medial & lateral sides "Oh you definitely, definitely need one. But you're too young and won't get approved." What in the fuck So I live with scooters & wheelchairs now bc I'm TOO YOUNG?

It is so jarring to be wondering how I'm going to afford what I need to buy so I can walk, and listen to my company leadership casually talk about the millions of dollars we're earning.

The dogs have not emotionally recovered from the moose.

I'm in so much pain today I called off work Life sure can change in the blink of an eye.

korean reporting is nightmarish on the conditions Korean workers were contained in

Happy boy out with his dog walker 🥰🥰 It hit me like an arrow to my heart when my doctor told me I can no longer walk my dogs, but at least they can still get the movement they need thanks to Rover.com .

There was a moose in the field behind my house this morning. I was behind my fence and this majestic creature appeared 23 opened the gate to take a selfie & I screamed at him loud enough to wake the dead (-my neighbor, sorry Liz) So much Canada #yyc #Calgary #Canada #justCanadianthings

I just paid $213 for an unloader brace and a cane. Suddenly becoming disabled is EXPENSIVE. I'm really humbled and embarrassed I didn't realize it before.

I scored $16 worth of groceries for $5. I love rewards points!!

I'm at my dr office here & tthe receptionist just called a patient & said "Hi this is (clinic name), is this First Name Last Name? Okay great, we wanted to tell you that the referral for the colon cancer screening has been placed at Foothills for the 24th " Ma'am. The Health Information Act exists.

The US is in civil war & I agreed to host my US friend & her fam for 6 mo bc they're afraid of ICE bc they're brown. US citizens but brown They're constantly checking friends/family to see who's been taken Rise up, Americans! You've done it before, just not against your own country & can do this!!

Just two sore old ladies hanging out 💚 Dr Mike upped her Meloxicam and gabapentin & I moved my mattress to the dining room so she doesn't have to take the stairs to go to bed, and got her her own heating pad. It's huge!!! It's literally almost a metre long! She's my favourite girl.

It must be so difficult and so beautiful to be a veterinarian.

My girlie saw the vet & is medicated/ out of pain. He thinks she "can last a couple more months" w adequate pain management but it makes her woozy & inert. I don't know why I would do that to her but am struggling to let her go. We will see him again on the 12th & make a decision Kash in her youth

Kash had breakthrough pain last night. She put her head in my hands and just shook while her teeth chattered, waiting for her meds to kick in I am not sure I will survive the loss of her.

Home from Calgary Pride and every time I come home from being away, Kash has to reaffirm our bond by perching on my shoulder like a 130 lb parrot for several minutes. I know she could kill a man within seconds but I'm pretty sure she's just a sweet tiny baby. #canecorso #yyc #ItalianMastiff

Kash is in so much pain lately. Pain meds work but stress her kidneys. I'm seeing rainbows. 💔

I hate money 😭 As soon as you're good and stable some random expensive shit happens. Whyyyy

I'm bumming. Money is too tight, late August brings a sense of grief as winter and long, dark, cold days approach. But someone is downstairs making me and 23 breakfast so that's... that's kinda special 🥺

I think I'm dating someone, so this is a new thing. I mean I KNOW I'm dating someone but it feels weird/can't possibly be real to have done such a 180 in 4 short years I wish I could tell Ginja Ninja, my former therapist, look at all her hard work paying off!!