Hi. I’m still alive. I haven’t been posting because posting has been hard. Experiencing the news in a constant faucet is impossible right now. But I’m still here, it’s about to be pride month, and I’m going to be as loud about it as fucking possible.

you're welcome

Respect to the Eagles for coming right back and going directly for the kill. Hoooolyyyy.

Josh Sweat should be the MVP. It’ll probably go to DeJean or Hurts, but it should go to Sweat.

I’m not super into rap in general but holy shit do I love Kendrick Lamar.

Fox’s football presentation is usually really good. I have no idea what low-effort garbage this chiron is.

Losing Uecker and Lynch on the same day is… it’s a fucking lot, man. I wish I had something better to say, but it’s too much. Everything is too much.

Raw on Netflix was going so well until Hulk Hogan’s racist, Trump-loving ass showed up. Guess I’ll watch something else.

This post is salient because I got shamed by the auto repair shop for going too long between oil changes. And I had to be like, “Yeah, well, I chose feeding my family instead. Sorry?”

I will never understand the need to shame your clients or patients. These are people coming to you for your help and service, paying you for your time and talents... So making them feel like garbage for not having done things sooner accomplishes what?? Just you losing respect and business.

I have a lap husky apparently

Um, I think I’ll decide what share size actually is, bag of Haribo Gummy Cola Bottles.

Wait… he resigned too. That means… Matt Gaetz is out of government entirely? Like, things are still fucked but I will take this tiny sliver of good news. www.miamiherald.com/news/politic...

i made a hot chocolate for myself; and i made a candle for the dead of beeswax and olive oil and good things. i lit the candle and i thought about the dead, and i drank the warm and bitter milk with barely any sugar in it and my room smells like good things. it's not enough. nothing is.

I have so many things to do this morning and I want to do none of them. Especially because they’re paying a water bill that’s delinquent and picking up my previous dog’s ashes from the vet. I deserve a treat for dealing with this today.

This energy and nothing less.

When the defense steps up, the offense and special teams let them down. The Ravens have played one complete team game all year, and that was against Denver.

This Ravens game feels like it’s about to end 18-16.

If Diontae Johnson is going to vaguepost and complain about his touches, then he needs to stop dropping passes.

FUCKING NO. NO ONE SHOULD. apple.news/AHlapTqy1ROC...

I expected nothing out of the Paul/Tyson fight and I somehow got… less than I expected?

In case you were worried that Democrats might learn the correct lessons from the last election: apple.news/AO7mdyBGrS7y...

Devout Christian Mike Johnson covering for yet another sex offender because it's part of his mission from god.

It’s amazing to me that the dog that has so much energy that he literally bounced off the furniture earlier can also be like this.

My best friend is awesome

The world watching Trump pick and nominate his new US government cabinet.

We are at the normalizing concentration camps part of this. We need to start pushing back now or we are going to have nothing left.

Please send help, Juneau is judging me.

It’s been a bit since I’ve been on Blue Sky. It didn’t have hashtags, video, or gifs last time I used it. They grow up so fast!

Florida State isn't allowed to complain about anything ever again.

Me watching Hallmark movies on Christmas: "Ohhhh, he's going to jingle her bell. He's going to stuff all of her stockings. He's going to deck her halls..."

HONEY WAKE UP, BLUESKY GAVE US A NEW APP ICON FOR CHRISTMAS.

As an Orioles fan, the way that the Ohtani saga played out the last few days for the Blue Jays is very, very funny.

I have been working really hard on stopping that behavior from myself. It's hard because I feel like I'm connecting in the moment and it helps people understand me. But not everyone wants to or needs to understand me on that level and that's okay

I definitely got those jokes when I had three cats. Not when I had two though.

I'm very, very high right now. Saturday is great. We should have more Saturdays.

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🎵 I CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BAAAAALL. 🎵

Rest in piss, Kissinger.

I'm not sure how I feel about AEW hocking energy drinks fronted by a credibly accused sex offender. Oh, wait, yes I do. I feel gross.