What's it like inside your head

It's not every day in this town that thunder wakes you up

I always wondered what happened to this kid!

PSA

London Fog lattes are my new favorite thing. But not the one from Starbucks. Theirs sucks.

The flowers on our neighbor's shrub (tree?) are so vivid today

DOROFEYEV! 🧢🧢🧢

Hell yeah 🎉

So I listened to the TS album today, and I retract this joke and maybe all previous jokes related to How Bad Do U Want Me (which I love, for the record). It does not sound like Taylor.

As Wichita Falls, so falls Wichita Falls

... I think Ed Gein just ruined La Vie En Rose for me.

(I have not listened to the new TS album, but this cracked me up.)

Happy #MeanGirlsDay!

We're starting a chronological all-Star Trek rewatch, and I don't care what anybody says, "Faith of the Heart" is a banger.

Who's your favorite Jedi? (wrong answers only)

There's something entirely pleasant about driving in the city at night with your window down and yacht rock on the radio

I was behind this car tonight

Live footage of me watching hockey

Happy Rapture Day

Go, Knights, Go!

I really want to go drinking with Prue Leith

It’s ok to put the phone down.

If you're protesting ICE in Chicago, let me know at [email protected] if you need free legal training or legal support. If you're arrested protesting ICE, I can represent you pro bono. Email me at [email protected]. As always, I will take as many cases as I can.

It's #Tikioke day! A day for friends, Steely Dan, the teaches of Peaches, and enough Hemingway's Ruin to float the Edmund Fitzgerald #theartofpersonalchaos #virgoseason

Quinoa is kitchen glitter. I will not elaborate.

TIL the hard way that Lush puts seaweed in some of its bath bombs 😳 It smelled sooooo good, but I 100% thought it had worms coming out of it at first. I've never had to strain the water before, either 🥴 so that was not the most relaxing end to the bath. But at least I smell good now, too.

Navigation peaked when we all agreed to follow a pixelated wagon into hell and call it “educational software.”

w/o downloading anything new, where are you mentally?

Capt. Janeway and Lt. Cmdr. Chin-Riley have joined my wall of Star Trek women. I'm thinking of calling them my Cabinet.

@timruss2 & I are grateful to our amazing Star Trek fan base & to @CreationEnt for our panel discussion at #STLV ! if you missed it, please have a listen!! If you love space, help us keep our priorities in space science & exploration!

This immediately made me think of the guy in the T***p hat at the Star Trek convention. Like... Sir, this is a Wendy's.

Taking a quick break from Mayhem this afternoon to play The Subway on repeat 🔂

This is the most unserious shit I've seen in my life, and it's pretty fantastic #STLV2025 #TrektoVegas

I just shook hands with Jerry O'Connell and told him I dressed up as his wife yesterday. He assured me that wasn't weird. #STLV2025 #TrektoVegas

... And that's on #grabass ✅ #STLV25 #TrektoVegas

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IYKYK #PutACoughdropOnIt #STLV2025 #TrekToVegas

Gerrymandering is when someone uses a map like I use trauma: to redraw boundaries that make no sense and hurt everyone involved

STEELY DAN: hey nineteen, that’s ’Retha Franklin! NINETEEN: I know who the fucking Queen of Soul is. Stop hitting on me, old man

Starting con week off with that good Janeway energy #trektovegas

"I'm a writer. I'm never happy about anything" 💀💯 Strange New Worlds is just the best