Never gonna get close to prismatic eeveelutions so I’ll just have to do it myself 😌

The real problem all along has been paper straws

A Samurye, his sword a stale baguette

Who up floating they Fushigi?

I have a note from my doctor that says everyone has to be nice to me

The goat, baby

Yo yoooo. Groovy indie pop artist here 😌🙏🏻💕

Why yall treating Prismatic Evolutions like Black Friday 2008? I just wanna a couple packs dawg, damn

Dropped a new song today 🥲💕🦋 open.spotify.com/album/3YWFkP...

Giving #promosky a try 🥲💕 If you like: - Indie rock - Indie Pop - Discovering new artists - Pokémon - Baulders Gate - Plants - Funko Pops - Being a Nerd I think this is the place for you, should probably become a mutual 🥲💕

New to Bluesky and looking for the right audience 🥲💕 #popmusic #indiepop #newmusic #indiemusic

reminder

I thought he was supposed to be man’s best friend 😔😭

Well, America, we had a good run. I mean, mostly. Okay, not entirely. *flips through a history book* You know what, forget I said anything.

Dracula is never rebooted, merely revamped

Me when someone asks about my special interest

Who up grinding they gears rn?