time to lock in for the traditional nightly horror movie and staying up past 9pm. Basically 31 straight Michael Jordan flu games

Secret of the Ooze in theaters? No thanks. Give me TMNT III so I can see these teeth in IMAX

It’s better than Secret of the Ooze. Like by a lot.

Wtf Mystical Ninja Starring Goemon on N64 is the most charming game of all time

just lovely

I love my job. Following a mystery about a stolen pie- it’s like the Andy Griffith show. You just know that they went to report it and the dude in charge had berry all over his face

banger of a run #letterboxdfriday #lastfourwatched

Dude. Just unreal.

I hope that Elon Musk does colonize Mars so that he can be the biggest loser on two separate planets

#letterboxdfriday #lastfourwatched

Senior citizens should trick or treat. Little old Draculas knocking on your door and holding out coin purses for those green and white mints

Sex, drugs and gothic country

There is no “sane” way to have a clown posse

- An Alfred Hitchcock movie - Zelda: Echoes of Wisdom - Music and staring at a wall Which would best beat back the existential dread

The blood in 1970s samurai movies has a very specific color and viscosity that I love. It’s like the little red paint blobs you’d have on a paper towel for art in first grade.

i am a big fan of the discrepancy between 1979 arcade game posters and what the games actually look like

Me with one billion dollars

Maybe if you all had told me Cowboy Bebop was so good I would have started watching anime that isn’t Pokémon at age 11 instead of 37

Gumby: The Movie is absolutely unhinged.

We should go back to the barter system, when everyone had a specialized trade. “I make swords, you bake bread. I will trade you a dagger for a loaf of rye”

There is something unsettling about those tiny handheld microphones to me. Especially if they have the fuzzy heads.

I like that umbrellas have largely remained unchanged. Modern technology has no improvements to offer an umbrella. It’s still the best way to avoid rain when you’re walking outside, and probably always will be.

I do not have to defend myself.

teammate-swapping in this game is Very Satisfying

Somebody please talk to me about Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990)

My kid loves riding her tricycle around the house like a cute lil Jigsaw whose traps are “copying everything you say” and “trying to hand you boogers”

Websites peaked with geocities, angelfire and flash. We should have stopped making more internet after that.

Hardest shot ever.

@snesdrunk.bsky.social Hi, huge fan of your videos, podcast, and love of MST3K! Was curious if you’d played Vampire Survivors. Can’t remember if you’d mentioned but it seems right up your alley- especially the Contra and Castlevania DLCs. And thank you for all the hours of entertainment, genuinely.

Drinking an old fashioned and watching the OG King Kong. I am 85 year old.

Castlevania II is misunderstood. Love that atmospheric lil adventure. Just a cursed, rotting husk of a Simon desperately holding crystals up and flinging holy water every four steps

Me with my chronic neck pain and love of pinochle

I may just live in Stardew Valley for the next few years. With some vacations in Hyrule and New Austin

How do I make my Discover tab feature more - Earthbound - Calvin and Hobbes - Noise rock - Bad horror movies - Supernatural kung fu - Cowboys