yeah baby yeah i am the best

today it is 6/7

hallmark are making a heartwarming palantir movie apparently it's a real thielgood flick (sorry not sorry)

you can just toast your phone it fits right in the slot it wouldn't fit if you weren't supposed to do it right?

happy pride ;3

i did nothing gay for pride month... womp womp

EVERY MORNING TOXIC WASTE EVERYTHING SUX IF YOU DON'T GET YR WAY

HANDS DOWN STARTING TOMORROW IM GONNA BE A SPREADSHEET MAKING MACHINE HAPPY DOING THE SAME SHIT OVER AND OVER FILLING UP ON COFFEE AND AMPHETAMINEEEE

Hey y'all June is almost over, and I would love one final push to try and get as much money raised for the @goodlawproject.org as I can. If you can spare a couple of quid for a good cause, please chip in before the end of Pride month! New tunes coming soon'ish <3

Surprise double art drop, this CUTE collab I did with @lichenbush.bsky.social SO CUUUTE. #play #toys #dolls #plushies #art

Kier Starmurrsuit

YES BRISTOL

no one WAS driving the car thank you delicious la dispute all our bruised bodies dancing in unison yippee

lost ALL my balatro progress and nothing coming back from forced cloud synchs fuck my gay chud life what is the point in cloud saves if they lose all your data anyways

PERFECT

you can just type things online using your toes nobody will ever know :)

no 🍆

manhole cover? i mean, i just call it a chastity belt, but you do you or not, i guess

who IS jason chunk

sometimes they call me penis man

to do list

who is hung gary can i meet with him is he as hung as they imply

MY HAIR DRYER IS DEAD MARK! GOODNIGHT SWEET PRINCE I LOVE YOU

you've had chicken little consider: CHICKEN BIG

time flies when you're having cum

is there anything better to be said to you than "i gave you a double cheese boss" better from the burger place?

quadra cat scenario

introduce yrself with ten bands you've seen live... paramore rolo tomassi we are scientists the fall of troy crystal castles white lung parliament-funkadelic alanis morissette touché amoré ithaca

what should cedridor have done differently

i dreamt about being in some kinda furbased festival thing in the city many venues etc people i knew were there and i had a cute fit on why do i awaken from this lol

my fellow furry deviants and petplay enjoyers they have finally made us species affirming wipes

getting stoned in the mountains in spain and playing balatro in my phone is pretty great actually

BASEMENT was pretty sick to see them in a real small venue LIE TO ME LIE TO MEEE MAKE ME SEEEEEE

OR is this one better FEMBOY SCREWFIXXXX

my gift unto you, furries i quit my job at femboy hooters now my best friend is femboy screwfix edit by yours truly

man walks into a crowbar CAW CAW CAW BLIMEY WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE MATE just kidding, you're banned. crows only mate

I will smile at everyone I see

man i LOVE being called pal by glaswegians

GLASGOW SCOTIA wait... where are all the furries?? did i get the weekend wrong????

found this guy on Tiktok who has discovered carpenter's speed squares make an insanely satisfying noise when you bounce them off tires or wood, called @lostcoastedc on there

youtu.be/UsbUYJxOkpA?... for your health

Riolu likes his trains

RIP heeleys guy

IT IS HYENA DAY HYAENIDAE PLEDGE FEALTY TO ME COME JOIN ME IN THE BIG HYENA PILE

A little edit to this classic had to be done for the occasion

HEY GANG ORDER AN ONLINE PIZZA IMMEDIATELY FROM THIS OLD WEBSITE AND SHOW ME IN THE COMMENTS I WANNA SEE SO MANY PIZZAS PIZZA MY VISION WISEGUY I WANT MY PHONE TO BE UNUSABLE BECAUSE OF NOTIFICATIONS beej.us/pizza/pizzaw...