The Eagles are the unofficial band of BBQs

Someone should explain to Israel what a ceasefire is.

Not sure when Joe Cunningham became the voice of the Dems, but @cnn.com is going to force him up your ass. Did you know he wrote a book?

Encino Man is Eisenhower. 😎

Based on current events, there is a chance Trump surrenders to Cuba.

Me to my aunts before cornhole

The saddest boy on panel shows today. 😂😂😂

Jealous of 6 year olds going to see the new Star Wars movie. I was 6 when A New Hope came out and it was the most amazing thing I ever saw in my life.

Junior picked the wrong island to have his wedding on.

Enjoying this. Kinda crazy watching the bad ass from The Long Kiss Goodnight in a retirement community.

introduce yourself with 10 bands / musicians you've seen live Van Halen Def Leppard Metallica Poison Journey Tesla Motley Crue Styx Aerosmith Cheap Trick

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Rahm Emanuel is breaking down the 2024 autopsy report. I’ll take two things that are completely irrelevant for $1000 Alex.

When someone wishes me a Happy Memorial Day

I don’t give a single fuck about the 2024 election autopsy report.

I’d like to see MSNOW give a couple hours to Meidas Touch on the weekends. It would be good for both and better than televising Nicole Wallace and Jon Favreau’s podcast. I know there are streaming options, but I’m old and will only stream when I have to.

Feels like Mike Johnson cancelled a vote he knew he was going to lose. The house is in session now, not sure why their is attendance issues.

Teachers don't get paid enough to live in California. On my first day as governor, I'll close a corporate tax loophole and raise $22 billion to fund services like education.

I saw a lot of Democrats upset about the party chair endorsing a candidate in Maine, but there are a lot of elected Dems campaigning and endorsing in states they don’t live in. Not sure how one is the end of times and the other is just fine.

Re-district again so this guy can be my congressman.

Impressive

AI has the potential to turn a few billionaires into trillionaires, while leaving millions of Californians unemployed. Not on my watch. My plan makes sure every Californian shares in the upside.

#MetsSky well done. We all get credit for Bo’s breakout.

Mets need to move AJ Ewing to the lead off spot, drop Benge to #2, and have Bichette bat 8th until he can hit the ball out of the infield. #MetsSky

This qualifies him to become the next FBI Director.

News networks can’t cover the war today because of a pre-trial hearing.

@cnn.com’s Harry Enten is talking about Hegseth campaigning for Gallrein…Enten did not mention this was illegal per the Hatch Act, but he did tell you what the Kalshi odds are.

I, for one, am looking forward to our nation's monuments outwardly reflecting our government's internal incompetence.

Pretty sure the 1979 Taiwan Relations Act ensures the US is obligated to provide self defense means to Taiwan. So Smerconish is asking…should the Trump admin follow the law? He’s a perfect fit for the @cnn.com Ellison era.

Welp, per @cnn.com Eric Church has achieved world peace.

Trump has made more money off the presidency than every other president has combined in the last 230+ years.

McLEAN'S FIRED UP 🔥

If you want to know where I stand, check out who stands with me: - Nurses - Educators - IHSS and childcare providers - Environmentalists - Hotel workers - Judicial workers - Our Revolution - Smart Justice - Engineers - Carpenters - University workers - Film and TV crews

@cnn.com is like…hey I know shit is bad for you, but here is Eva Longoria, Daniel Dae Kim, and Kara Swisher doing rich people stuff that you can’t afford. Enjoy peasants!

Iran is just fucking with him now.

How AJ Ewing played last night is the vision I think Stearns had when he built this version. Walks, timely hitting, stolen base, solid baserunning, and defense…he did all of that. #MetsSky

Hulu gonna shit themselves, they have a season 2 now.

Props to Nebraska Dems for some great politicking around that senate seat.

I’m not a financial expert, so I have a question…if we suspend the gas tax are we just going to eventually have to pay it back in higher taxes?

Massive day for Peter Gabriel

Trump can bring all the CEOs he wants, but he’s going over there to beg Xi to help him with Iran.

No one needs to see screenshots of the argument you had on X.

This is how I will lower your housing costs starting on day one.

This is why housing is so expensive in California. I will fix it.

Pakistan is cutting side deals with Iran while negotiating peace with Iran for us.

Ok AJ Ewing, no pressure at all…you just have to turn around a highly overpaid, underachieving team, in New York City. It will be fine. 😁 #MetsSky

Still don’t know if Wolf Blitzer got his shoe back. This troubles me.