A Twade

She ate it herself... aw dangit.. look at you, now you're flying all around the room and looking real stupid! Bang Bang Blimpibaki.....

TITS?! ON A YARB?! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?!

HIT THE SHOOTING STAR PRESS IN THE BED AND MADE THAT BITCH CRY TEARS OF JOY

MARRIED TO THE GAME AND I FUCK ROUTINELY

NO NUT NOVEMBER GOT ME LIKE A GUANTANAMO BAY SURVIVOR

SUCKED HER DOUBLE DECKERS DRY AND HAD TO LOSE THE WEIGHT ON WORLD'S BIGGEST LOSER

I FUCK LIKE IT'S FOR SURVIVAL

A LOT ON MY PLATE I ATE THE OPP

forgot tha buttons this situations real dangerous I reckon... let's ask @balloonfruit.bsky.social for their informative take on this situation!

well... yall get my belated halloween pic early

suspended on the bird app for telling someone to die

Flandre... yer so fat... and full of flan A Food Balloon of Flan!

ill upload the flan pic here when I finish all the alts of her

The lesson of today... normally, don't take things you're not supposed to... but if it results in something funny, then go right ahead!

uh ohhhhh..... And in public??? Man that's humiliating! Get outta there rev!! Rev belongs to @cobaltreverie.bsky.social But you knew that already..

uhhhhhhh Dead or Alive 5.... Ayane... Blueberry... Large..... man idk I ain't evah play it!

Conductor... we Had a solution

Return of tha ______

Yarb is... Office Worker with a case of the inflatables?! Ohhh nooo! Whatevah will we do?!

Conductor... we have a solution

Another one of these, this time ft. @yarbage.bsky.social who became blue flavoured

some kink shenannigans with my DND character, she's a very arrogant and greedy paladin... unaware of the Swelling going on at her waistline

i was gonna draw popping today but You Know Who beat me to it with his "Performance Art". Really good perma popping piece I must admit

Pt 2. They're gonna WHAT me?! That can't be right!

I hollowed my knight till I'm hornet uhhhhh idk i don't got no quips i didn't play the game

she sam my us till i'm zero suit oh no, she's getting dig dugged

Ever since I saw her for the first time I wanted to kiss her.. so I put on the lipstick, went to the Layer of Lilith, and I kissed her silly till she was round what do you mean my lips are fat? Don't be silly Lilith belongs to @burgerkurger.com

updated yarb ref -Remove Chan from the end because it sounded stupid -50% Gut Improvement -RTX is now On

free handed a lil inflation to keep my feed going

She's the real deal guys, you can trust her. #doodle

Now to the untrained eye... this is the average Hex Maniac.. But you would be wrong, this is the Smex Maniac! She is not actually the Real one, but instead, an alien who's only exposure to the character is through Twitter Goon Material!

So..... Leah, wanna explain to us why the helium tanks are halfway empty when you leave the closet??

patreon tier idea: you can vote on characters, but the lower tier is all the popular characters (ala, Samus, Peach, Isabella) and the higher tier is all the interesting characters

A Juicy July thing that I didn't finish in time @veryfilthything.bsky.social 's Pepper seems to have a knack for getting herself in silly situations, this ones no different! Now she's blue, and round!

AY GO SUPPORT MY MANS HE'S DA OG

Lil update mspaint thing, I was finally released, from the hospital. Basically, there was a golfball behind my eyes growing on my pituitary gland preventing my vision and testostereone (and also a literal year of headaches)

It's only fair I'm treated this way during July~

here's a two piece done by the ever so hashtag awesome @cursedradio.bsky.social give her ur love or else!!!

nike is the goddess of victory and that's lit to me

.....Man don't look at me I dunno what's going on with her what I do know is, her frame isn't going to last forever, those juices are leaking through! maybe we can put Elster back together after she bursts??

Bang Bang Berry Banki!

the great boy balloon inclusion of 2025

So... it seems like I've been reduced to Food Disposal... how indecent-.. #weightgain #bbw

tell you what, if it winds up popping off, we'll throw in a Secret contender

this gums delicious.. Wha? I'm blue? You're being ridiculous! Ok well maybe I do feel just a Little funny..

The P Balloon item in the new mario kart game is really op, just look at rosalina, one p balloon now she's a taut tight sphere!

Doctor's check-up one of my favorite times of year~~ it gets a little hard to see my problems sometimes... so it's up to her to blow up the perspective and leave me waddling and creaking........ feels good at least~ (Belated bday gift for a friend)

happy pride folks also happy 1k followers for me

sub bass loops suggested killing more cops