Mars/Venus natives waiting for someone to break their heart so they can glow up

I’m coming back to Bluesky for My Shayla ( @shri.li )

My mother in law saying “I wonder how he’ll reach his developmental milestones since you guys are always holding him” when we visited this weekend💀 We put him down all the time to play & practice tummy time at home ???

If you’re seeing spiders all over your house, it’s not an omen, it’s just spring lol spiders often use homes to hibernate, and spring is when they start coming out of the woodwork & traveling around bc it’s their reproductive season!

Why am I just now finding out RFK Jr. is experiencing his Jupiter return

Broke: rocking your baby to sleep Woke: placing blue agate in your palm and rubbing it against your baby’s back to get them to sleep

Jesse doesn’t even need anyone to call him out on his bs bc he is constantly throwing himself under the bus lmfaooo “I didn’t cheat on her, I didn’t lie to her, yeah maybe I was a sh*tty husband, but I never hurt her” and he doesn’t even see the contradiction in that statement 💀 #TheValley

Me listening to my 12H Venus/Mars conj sister talk about her relationship status

I find it so annoying when a restaurant doesn’t take reservations but also doesn’t have a waiting area

Pickles is to Gen Z as Bacon was to Millennials

Neptune in the USA’s 5H

I can feel Jojo Siwa’s image redemption coming in fast based on the PR I’m seeing from her, right as Jupiter is approaching her natal Saturn

A cautionary tale for Mars & Saturn

I find it interesting that in tropical astrology, domicile & exalted Moon is emotionally stable/measured, while domicile & exalted Moon in sidereal is emotionally expressive/disruptive

Sidereal ♉️ will get their needs met, period. This means if their needs are “confusing” or misunderstood & thus, rejected, they will respond by expressing themselves in a way that will grant that need w/out directly acknowledging the source. This is why they can be confusing to emotionally cater to.

Grateful & blessed to have grown up and gone to school in a state with quality education & good test scores, bc I think the curriculum for history/social studies in particular was more well rounded than most. Definitely not perfect, but it went beyond nationalist propaganda for sure.

Jupiter in Gemini

This transiting Saturn/Venus/Rahu conjunction lol

Always nice to get a birth time so we’re able to study. This 🧵’s a great Beyoncé astro breakdown.

Jay-Zms Jupiter right on Beyoncé’s descendant…marriage indicator Tons of 8H synastry with her Sun in his 1H, both have Martian chart rulers, a very Martian relationship for sure

Beyoncé is an Aries rising in both tropical & sidereal making mars her chart ruler in both and she has a Mars/Rahu conjunction…in sidereal her Virgo stellium is in the 6H. The lack of recognition & downplaying of her success & the drive she has maintained throughout her career makes a lot of sense.

This is actually some old sh*t and they’re bringing it back, it’s vintage ableism

When I used to hear people say “you don’t know love until you have a child” I always thought that was bs But there is some truth to that in the sense that there was no love in my life strong enough to make me touch poop without flinching or get sprayed in the face with urine and just laugh it off

He’ll help you win conflicts by making you more intimidating/antagonizing/troublemaking lollll Someone has to do it 🤷🏻‍♀️ how are you gonna just let an elephant chill in the room without being acknowledged???🐘

“Contact napping with your baby everyday will make it more difficult for them to self-soothe at night”

No, jupiter won't "expand" a negative influence. You're confusing Jupiter with the north node (rahu) If Jupiter is touching a malefic, it bonifies it. Especially in day charts.

The USA having sidereal Gemini Sun & Scorpio Rising (with Mars in Gemini at that) is... yeah. Big "can dish it out but can't take it" energy.

The inconjunction between sidereal Gemini & sidereal Scorpio is so loud bc the one thing that triggers sidereal Scorpio is being ambushed/ganged up on by a group of people and that’s exactly how sidereal Gemini prefers to address things lol

Sidereal Scorpio represents our emotional shadows & the ways those emotions influences behavior. Ppl get defensive/suspicious of ♏️ bc when ♏️ feels attacked or ambushed, they will react emotionally. They may say cruel things to cause pain & regain control. This leads ppl to wonder what is “real”…

You’ll notice “protect the children” can be used as a cover for almost any political motive, especially in this country—any motive besides actually structurally protecting children.

“Protect the children” but also no to free lunches! 🙃

Neptune in sidereal Pisces = unaware of one’s own victimization/confused martyrdom, being taken advantage of/guided/influenced by those who have a hidden agenda

It’s actually crazy how mars was in cancer in my 8H for a significant portion of my pregnancy (6 months of it) & all of my postpartum… the 17th is my 6 week postpartum appt 🤯

Idk if it’s all those Paranormal Activity movies I watched as a kid, but there’s something so eerie about baby monitors lollll

mercury is definitely conjunct Saturn with the current discourse around intellectual egos lolll so cool that you know things💕🙏 but that doesn’t make you special 👎💩💨

Idc how wise you think you are, if you have to prove this through the devaluation of the ideas and methods of those around you, you’re actually just closed minded and it’s impossible for closed minded ppl to embody wisdom

I’m learning I need to be more wary of a certain type of person (within online spaces) who is intellectually arrogant to the point where they devalue & belittle those who have differing ideas…I find it easy to ignore them, but the association ends up putting unnecessary negativity on my timeline

Mercury conj Saturn really highlighting the importance of my child’s routine & forcing me to set boundaries with boomers *screams in horror*

Of course Rory McIlroy won the masters during his Jupiter return

The most Jupiter/Saturn speech to exist (yes, Carrie Coon has a natal Jupiter/Saturn conjunction in tropical Libra)

Hot & wet breath

considering who raised me who could really be surprised at how I turned out????

My sun/saturn square husband and I overcorrecting and giving our son a sun/jupiter square is actually so funny

When tf did cream cheese get so expensive?????