Was no one going to tell me that Hello Kitty Island Adventure FUCKS?! I’m so hyped on this game y’all.

*Parenthood rant* Encouraging our technically adult teenager to employ a sleep pattern is a delicate dance. I thought I nailed it when he finally realized he has to be awake for breakfast when I make it or he can make it himself. Yesterday child hadn’t eaten and told his dad “this is what…

Like cold fae the sparkles of winter fell around them. Turning all things around cold, clear and crisp I had a lovely time helping @hauntedhousewife.bsky.social at a fun alternative market at The Creepatorium in Denver this last weekend #gothicstyle #snow #agender #corset

quote this with your favorite selfies 🖤 So many bombshells in this thread

The vibe I bring to the function 🖤 I had way too much with this trend going around bookstagram and cosplay comrades. I’d love to see y’all’s! #booksky

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How I feel on my period, with an IBS flare, chronic pain flare, running on not enough sleep

Yesterday’s market was fantastic 🥹 I love my creepy community!

Coping through music rn

Thousand yard stare and he didn’t still didn’t see a damn thing

Found some bimbo trees last night 🤩🤩🤩

Me: why does my outfit look like I got kicked out of Hogwarts for selling drugs? BF: Because if you went to Hogwarts you would’ve gotten kicked out for selling drugs. Me: No, I would’ve gotten kicked out for selling fake drugs to the rich pure blood kids who don’t know any better. BF: *stare*

People who make “coke addict” jokes about their Diet Coke habit make me want to complete my villain arc.

Denver comrades - come see an erotic art show featuring my blood covered tits 🖤🩸🖤

🖤 good morning to the chronically ill cuties only 🖤

*me flirting* wanna eat sushi and discuss the lifecycle of the blowfly?

Tis the season for weirdo graphics to advertise #boudoir sessions Thanks @hauntedhousewife.bsky.social for the blood that keeps on giving #photography #nfsw #denver

in case anyone cares

Hello there 👀 personal #promosky Lexi Lulu 🔪 31 🔪 Colorado ~ chronic illness ~ fantasy and horror books ~ Star Wars ~ The Magnus Archives ~ Behemoth ~ Amigo the Devil ~ polyamory ~ homemaking ~ generational paganism ~ LGBTQ ~ BDSM brat ~ BDSM cult survivor ~ sober advocate (6 years clean from ❄️)

I guess I have to make a new intro thread since I turned 31 🙃

I’m not sure how many #Denver weirdos I have on here. But if you’re local to the mile high area, come visit my booth at Creepatorium’s Alternative Vendor Market 🖤💚 #smallbusiness #hauntedhousewife

Finally switched from goodreads to Storygraph 🖤 I’m still feeling it out, but I dig it so far #booksky #storygraph

Small business owners (especially e-commerce) How’s everybody hanging in with all the social media chaos and stress? (Meta controversy, TikTok ban, etc) I hate how entwined meta has become w/ e-commerce but I also can’t see a way around it atm.

Idk who needs to hear this, but your sobriety matters. If the current social & political climate has you second guessing that, I’m here to say it’s okay. It’s okay to be scared. It’s okay to frustrated, angry, unsure of the future. It’s okay to be tempted. If you need a sober bud, I’m here.

How about a video clip of some of my favorite shots from 2024? Already have big plans for 2025. See the details over on IG www.instagram.com/reel/DEc8fPO... #photography #horrorart #conceptualportraits #portraits #darkart #tarot

🩸 just girly things 🩸 #booksky

#promosky extended edition 🖤 burnt-out autistics 🔪 bdsm enthusiasts 🖤 non-traditional homemakers / family structures 🔪 strapped queers (before you ask, the answer is both) 🖤 monsterfuckers 🔪 devious men in masks 🖤 fantasy cosplayers 🔪 trolls offering side quests

Making very specific playlists is just a modern millennial version of making mix tapes & CDs

Playlists that have my energy:

Work POV 🩸 It’s a whopping 1 degree F and barometric pressure is at 30.8inHg. My body continues to struggle with the current CO cold snap. So I’m set up to work from the couch. I have an alternative vendor market to prep for this weekend! #gothgirl #hauntedhousewife #costume #handsewn #chronicpain

My childhood crush on Hexxus turned into my being a full-fledged monsterfucker adult

Welcome #booktokrefugees 🖤🖤🖤 📔 What are you currently reading? 📔 What characters do you cosplay? 📔 Who are your favorite authors? 📔 What’s next on your TBR?

Big cold snap and winter storm in CO has my pain levels through the roof. This man set up a nest on the couch so I could be comfy for our pajama movie day 🥹🥹 It’s the little things. #hauntedhousewife #polyamorous #chronicpain

#promosky 🔪 bibliophiles 🖤 cryptids disguised as mortal women 🔪 those who would’ve been lobotomy candidates 🖤 metal heads 🔪 dark romance creeps 🖤 horror nerds 🔪 sickly victorian maids 🖤 polyamorous dnd nerds 🔪 bisexuals who love frogs

I’m currently reading Stone of Tears by Terry Goodkind. This book is a CHONKER. What are you reading? #booksky #fantasy #hauntedhousewife

This is how much I got done tonight. Good night everyone.

Happy 2nd birthday to my big fake bimbo titties!!! Plastic surgery is one of the best decisions I ever made for myself.

It is rumored that her majesty the queen has begun a whirlwind romance in the castle gardens with her closest handmaiden. ⛲️ (Someone please make this into a sapphic short story, I beg of thee.) Photo by NAW Imaging Co-model @melissadrew.bsky.social

Another from Rudy and Aryn’s Angel and Demon photoshoot, event by Unplugged Artistic Events Planning and Studios (Racine WI) #demons #angels

I’m begging ya’ll to learn the difference between a call out and feedback. Not everything is a confrontation…

This shoot is my Roman Empire

What are you currently reading? #booksky

Ain’t no rest for the wicked - and I’d really like to stop being wicked at some point 😅🥲 I took Monday off after the con, then spent Tuesday and Wednesday working on a few orders and customs. (Can you guess where the ghost face fabric is going? 👀)

When I say I hand sew everything I make, I mean HAND sew 😅 Eventually I would love to get a Serger machine, but that’s not a small investment 😅 #handsewn #smallbusiness #entrepreneur #gothgirl

As a reward for making it all the way to the bottom of this handy guide, have some bloody weird hotness courtesy of myself and @hauntedhousewife.bsky.social Be sure to scope ALT TEXT! #photography #nfsw #horror #erotica

Challenge for next year: when you used “holiday” instead of “Christmas” you should actually include other holidays. “Office holiday party” but it’s all Christmas decor. Hulu’s “holiday movies” section, literally all Christmas. Changing the vernacular is a great start for inclusion, but come on…

I’m gonna look a lil sus for a day or 2 🫀🩸

In honor of today's #horror shoot and the whole #goodforher genre, the #songoftheday is something new to me. "He had it comin', oh, he had it comin', A ride on a kelpie's back should teach him something." youtu.be/MJReyVC8Y2A?...

Channeling Maxine, Pearl, Mary, and my other “good for her” queens today 🤘🏻

Making homemade upcycled paper and singing along to Sweeney Todd while the boys play League 🖤 #hauntedhousewifethings #homesteadish