TODAY WE EAT! THE PILGRIM MEAT! TODAY WE EAT! THE PILGRIM MEAT! *SLAMMING FISTS ON TABLE AND GRINDING MY TEETH UNTIL THEY CRACK* (っ◔◡◔)っ ♥T҉O҉D҉A҉Y҉ ҉W҉E҉ ҉E҉A҉T҉ ҉T҉H҉E҉ ҉P҉I҉L҉G҉R҉I҉M҉ ҉M҉E҉A҉T҉ ♥ 𝐓𝐎𝐃𝐀𝐘 𝐖𝐄 𝐄𝐀𝐓 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐏𝐈𝐋𝐆𝐑𝐈𝐌 𝐌𝐄𝐀𝐓

i luv milkshake

also btw i saw dan and phil last night :D

sorry i’ve been neglecting this app, it’s not the only thing i’ve been neglecting 🤩

eating a crab rangoon on the drive home from picking up chinese food as a lil reward

i need to change my hair NOWW

retweet if you were here before awsten knight

i need yall to PLEASE manifest for me because rn i am STRESSING

i made a parxie starter pack, i know im missing SO many people but had to go off what i could find!!! go.bsky.app/7Scw3Et

lemme put yall on this

my posts here are already getting more likes than my tweets LETS FUCKIN GO

good morning divas

if I’M awsten knight, and YOU’RE awsten knight, then who the hell is driving the bus?!?!

hey did you guys know i miss waterparks?

hey guys what’s up it’s awsten knight hey tell me whatcha want me to sayyyy

CLAIM YOUR T-SHIRTS

in case yall don’t know me i made these for waterparks’s previous 2 tours and i am very proud of them and will never stop talking about them

it’s gonna be so hard to get my algorithm back holy shit

hello parxies

hello there