hi @kurtis-conner.bsky.social

in the clerb we all phan

and what if otto woodn't what then???

the other app just isnt appreciating this like i do

hiiiiii welcome 🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻 @underscoregeoff.bsky.social

its meeeeeeee (like the)

oops forgot about this app for a few days whats up??

cried so hard i couldn't breathe in my car after work and NOW THE STREETS ARE SAYING AWSTEN IS BALD?!?! WORST DAY EVER.

i just want @awsten.bsky.social to know that i was telling my mom about parx a couple weeks ago trying to give her a GENTLE introduction and she randomly decided to look him up and THIS WAS FIRST IMAGE RESULT

been on here for 24 hours and i already have 5 waterparks follows 🤯🤯🤯

manic pixie dream girl? more like manic parxie dream they

hello!! my name is mo (@stupidformo), primarily a twitter parxie who moved over here and i am LOOKING FOR MOOTS!! if you like: waterparks (the band) dan and phil kurtis conner danny gonzalez saturday night live (SNL) oomf me up, babas

phannies y'all want one of these too CLAIM IT

so many fake parx accounts how is a girl to KNOW

i want to eat the cluster ghosts

bsky is for MOOTS only. this means tomorrow morning everyone who doesn't follow me back will D*E (get unfollowed)

CLAIM YOUR T-SHIRTS

collecting all my favorite mooties like pokemon this feels like christmas

OOMFCHELLA OOMFCHELLA OOMFCHELLA

can't believe awsten is trying to get on here on the very day i hit 1,000 twitter followers. now we ALL HAVE TO START OVER