Scoundrels use wicked methods, they make up evil schemes to destroy the poor with lies, even when the plea of the needy is just. —Isaiah 32:7

Roses are red There’s chapstick in my purse, but…

Let the reader understand...

OpenAI says it has proof that Deepseek used its work without permission to create something meant to undermine and destroy its product. On behalf of all the authors whose novels and stories were taken as training data, oh no that must be so hard for you.

Not usually my vibe but I could deal with some whimsy…

I know we’re probably over Christmas music at this point, but I rediscovered Ray Charles this year and this song is 10/10. 🎶❤️ m.youtube.com/watch?v=c3z9...

Sings in Jim Gaffigan 🎶 Hot Pockets 🎶

Why is it that giving a shirt or sweater to someone you’re not that close to seems fine but gifting pants to anyone other than a partner/children seems way too personal??

Last day of school before break. Feeling like the “Paddington to Ewok” meme irl.

What are your four favorite Christmas albums?

Happy “there are only six more days until the original 20 seasons of Law & Order start streaming on Hulu” day to all who celebrate.

Killed it at the cookie decorating party today!

One thing I like about Bluesky is the lack of embedded videos. Towards the end, Twitter was just all videos all the time. I like this type of social media most when it’s text based.

When I skeet "hello tiny people who live in my phone," this is the phone I'm talking about

It’s back!

Took the kids hiking at Big Basin Redwoods State Park and saw 22 banana slugs. Which means I now have 22 banana slug pictures on my phone because #kids. Here’s one. Their eyes are on the end of those antenna and if the antenna breaks off, they just grow a new one. Wild!

Painter of light? More like painter of spite.

Littlest’s first time at the dentist today. Crushed it.

Post a gif of your comfort show.

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Our Thanksgiving week with my MIL ❤️ So tender.

Johnny Cash voice: Now ol’ Peter was kosher, he always had been But the church, it was growing, Gentiles coming in. So God laid Peter out, dreaming of pork raining down, Pete woke and said “Pass the bacon, boys. It’s all kosher now.”

Optimist: the glass is half full Pessimist: the glass is half empty Blondie: Once I had a love and it was a gas Soon turned out I had a half a glass

I feel a little weird like when politicians publicly tell on themselves by asking “why is there so much porn on my feed?” but it’s obviously because they keep liking it and I don’t think I’m doing that with the foxes…

Does everyone see more-than-a-reasonable-person-would-expect amounts of pizza and fox photos on here or just me? 🍕 🦊 🤔

We’re so back! 🩷

“Well __________ was not on my bingo card”

Human: we have a color named after you! Salmon: really? is it silvery blue like my outsides? Human: no, uh- Salmon: wait why is it pink? Human: ... Salmon: WHY IS IT PINK

Your Honor, Dr. Seuss cannot be held responsible for his wordplay; it is a victimless rhyme.

Except Season Two of the Leftovers. www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLSH...

Post a pic of you from a different era:

Mom’s surgery just started. She’s brave but I feel scared. Would welcome your prayers for her, her name is Pam 🙏❤️

Introduce yourself with your worst feedback from school 👇 I’m Lindsey, I need to remember I am not the teacher. **Reader, I became a teacher. 🤣

In Cleveland tonight with my sweet mom. We found out earlier this month that she has pancreatic cancer. Tomorrow she will have surgery at the Cleveland Clinic as part of a clinical trial protocol. If you’re the praying kind, would welcome your prayers for her 🩷🙏

Traveling solo today and couldn't decide between Beecher's Mac & Cheese or a crispy fish taco for lunch in the airport. So I got BOTH. Sometimes being an adult rules.

Update: a row to myself?! The thrills continue. ✈️

Flying today and realizing again how much I love the chaotic energy of boarding a Southwest flight. The jostling for precise positions in line, the almost-funny banter from the podium, the unknown waiting for us all down the jetway. 10/10 for nervous thrills.

Update: colonial insults not withstanding, the hype is real!

Haha, yes, this.

My friend worked at Blockbuster video in high school and gave me a life size cut out of Queen Amidala (Natalie Portman) they were throwing away. It lived in my room for two years before I finally decided to check it out! 🤣

This seems right.

Trying heatless curlers for the first time and my son asked why I'm dressing up as George Washington. 🧐🤣

Quote with a picture of yourself so people know who they're dealing with.