Umm... Remember when the moron running the US spent months insulting Canadians? Group of U.S. distillers complains LCBO, other provinces favouring local alcohol www.ctvnews.ca/toronto/poli...

This was definitely in the DOJ dump — at least temporarily. We need to REPOST and SHARE the crap out of this and any other reports on it. This is Epstein telling a fellow pedo that Trump was one of them. TURN UP THE HEAT! mdavis19881.substack.com/p/major-brea...

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So the US Navy are now officially privateers... I get the criminals at FIFA not moving the World Cup, but WTF IOC? www.bbc.com/news/article...

So he spent days outwitting all the law enforcement run by a cross eyed moron just to shoot himself in a storage unit? Yeah. Seems totally true.

Dad was high AF when he made Trump, but I'm not sure what this creation is. Aftermath of eating too much mayonnaise? A thing he picked out of his nose? My children, any guesses?

I don't think you're correct my child. Maduro and Putin are allies. Also, guess what happens when the Gen Z conscription kicks off to fight the inevitable guerilla war in the jungle.

Who wants to guess what Canadians said when they found out?

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He will be missed.

People aren't actually surprised by this are they?

Mark pretends to be a good guy...

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Oh my Dad.... Your Lord and Savior just found out that this is a thing... My children, if you had to rank the states from dumbest to smartest, how would those results shake out? TEXITcoin share.google/wAAYsgXTbbqp...

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1. What the fuck were West Virginia NG doing in DC? 2. How long until googly eyes dipshit and the pumpkin peckerhead blame "radical leftists"? www.bbc.com/news/live/cm...

Great plan fool. That'll totally work out and foreign visitors won't just not come at all. 🙄 U.S. to slap big surcharge on foreign visitors to national parks www.ctvnews.ca/world/articl...

Piggy? Coming from the illegitimate offspring of an orangutan and a Holstein dairy cow

But his base are all "my followers". 🙄

I'll do my best to have Dad get rid of Megyn Kelly permanently and replace her show with one hosted by this amazing young lady. I'm not optimistic though, considering that Dad knocked up mom when she was a child.

My children. Does anyone outside of the USA still have Dad's abomination's name on any of their buildings? Sources: Trump wants Commanders' new D.C. stadium named for him - ESPN share.google/vgRLVK1sr0tu...

Umm.. maybe Jennifer needs to acknowledge the person who originally said this? 😉

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It's because the American stock market is a huge fraud. How many people did Boeing kill and their stock didn't drop? And in a related note.. Bitcoin.

Anyone else want to guess when this bubble is going to burst? They are nothing but a tiny car manufacturer with outdated crap technology.

Hey Dad. Remember that time you killed all the humans? These stupid Americans are listening to YOU when they are supposed to be listening to ME!

Who wants to bet it was bird flu? Man dies at B.C. ostrich farm protest camp www.ctvnews.ca/vancouver/ar...

Alex and I, just hanging out upstairs here, and he told me not to dare say "I'll take things that never happened for $1000'' Trump says Carney apologized for Ontario’s anti-tariff ad www.ctvnews.ca/world/trumps...

For the record. There is no evidence Patel is not himself, a terrorist... Since they don't care about due process or any sort of truth. FBI director says multiple people were arrested in Michigan in a Halloween weekend attack plot www.ctvnews.ca/world/articl...

Guess which deity has a new favourite oxymoron!! 🤣. "Working Royals" Afua Hagan: Harry and Meghan’s Dodgers hats ignite Canadian backlash www.ctvnews.ca/canada/royal...

Well, at this point it would be far less of a third world country to live in, and he wouldn't have to learn the metric system.

"At this moment in time, of course, the release of the TRUMPSTEIN Files is really the public's main priority."

Aww. Looks like the big orange baby is a widdle bit unhappy. White House says trade talks ‘futile’ if Canada ‘can’t be serious.’ Live updates here. www.ctvnews.ca/politics/art...

🤣. Well done my child

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Breaking. Larry David is re-shooting all episodes of Curb Your Enthusiasm with her in them and recasting her with Rosie O'Donnell

I was always under the impression that Dad made the incels skinny. hmm. I guess even I learn new things every day

Dad has pretty much just given up. He's getting senile and he drinks way too much. Sorry humanity. You're all fucked.

Don't show this to him or she's getting arrested for "being trans"

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Pray to Dad for increased flexibility my child. It's a gift bestowed upon all those Republicans who invoke my name anyhow, so it really isn't a big ask.