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My greatest miracle was being a blonde haired blue ๐ white guy from the Middle East
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Dad said he was high AF when he made Trump.
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Well, at this point it would be far less of a third world country to live in, and he wouldn't have to learn the metric system.
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Mark Hamill
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"At this moment in time, of course, the release of the TRUMPSTEIN Files is really the public's main priority."
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Aww. Looks like the big orange baby is a widdle bit unhappy. White House says trade talks โfutileโ if Canada โcanโt be serious.โ Live updates here.
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White House says trade talks โfutileโ if Canada โcanโt be serious.โ Live updates here.
Trade tensions between Canada and the U.S. have erupted after President Donald Trump abruptly called off negotiations because of an Ontario anti-tariff ad campaign.
https://www.ctvnews.ca/politics/article/trump-cuts-off-canada-trade-talks-live-updates-here/
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USA GFY ๐จ๐ฆ - ๐บ๐ฆ ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ ๐
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๐คฃ. Well done my child
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Cheryl: #SlavaUkraini
5 days ago
Some of the Greatest People I know on Bluesky. I still have vertigo, and I appreciate all the well-wishes. Please be patient, because I lose energy quickly. There are small accounts, large accounts and everything in between.
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thank you for support, kindness, laughter - big hugz ๐ Friday Blue Hearts 8 - TRIPLE PACK #96
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Friday Blue Hearts 9 - TRIPLE PACK #97
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Friday Blue Hearts 10 - TRIPLE PACK #98
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Ku Klux Klan and the Incel Fans
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Breaking. Larry David is re-shooting all episodes of Curb Your Enthusiasm with her in them and recasting her with Rosie O'Donnell
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Lizzy For Democracy
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I was always under the impression that Dad made the incels skinny. hmm. I guess even I learn new things every day
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Dad has pretty much just given up. He's getting senile and he drinks way too much. Sorry humanity. You're all fucked.
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Don't show this to him or she's getting arrested for "being trans"
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Pray to Dad for increased flexibility my child. It's a gift bestowed upon all those Republicans who invoke my name anyhow, so it really isn't a big ask.
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The entertaining part is that these fools actually believe this garbage.
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Dave Levitan
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This morning there is one Nobel Peace Prize winner, 8.1 billion or so people who did not win the Nobel Peace Prize, and one Nobel Peace Prize loser.
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So, wherever she is hiding clearly doesn't have any news coverage of what the Apricot Anal Fissure is actually doing. Nobel winner dedicates peace prize to Donald Trump for โdecisive supportโ
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Nobel winner dedicates peace prize to Donald Trump for โdecisive supportโ
Venezuelan opposition leader Maria Corina Machado won the Nobel Peace Prize on Friday for her struggle to achieve a democratic transition in the South American nation, winning recognition as a woman โ...
https://www.ctvnews.ca/world/article/venezuelan-opposition-activist-wins-nobel-peace-prize-following-speculation-of-trump-win-fuelled-in-part-by-us-president/
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Shocking information. BS fraud "currency" is be used to scam people and the machines make it easier!
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How fraudsters are using crypto ATMs to launder millions from Canadian scam victims | CBC News
A CBC News investigation revealed that cryptocurrency machines โย which operate legally in Canada โย have become the main vehicle fraudsters use to get money from scam victims across the country.
https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/feeding-fraud-crypto-atm-problem-part-one-1.7647402
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Ron Filipkowski
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This is fascism.
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Kristi Noem assumes that anyone outside of the USA really gives a shit about the Superbowl...
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Maureen Berzanski ๐งท๐บ๐ฆ๐บ๐ธ๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ง๐ ๐พ
22 days ago
Our favorite community builder Hopeful
@hopeful66.bsky.social
has FOUR pack tonight. Please take a look, like, follow, share Thank you
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If you had been up front that this was AI you could possibly have been impactful.
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Heather officially has Dad's and my endorsement.
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I forgot to mention the 2.5" of combined girth.
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Hey. If they get rid of Morgan Wallen and Carrie Underwood... I always try and find the good.
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Let us not overlook the 2 inches of combined penis length.
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Oh my child... Do you really think there's a chance MAGA could even find the USA on a map, let alone tell you what Puerto Rico is?
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I gave none of these pricks permission to use my name. If I believed in vengeance like Dad or Uncle Stan, I would sue or smite.
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This someone has apparently never heard of Mussolini... Thankfully Italian Italians learn from history.
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That mess includes orange coloured buttholes
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Yes you were. One of my few children who walked the walk
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I have terrible news for you... You aren't the punchline. You're the entire joke.
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This is why I watch Hockey. Canadians restricted from buying tickets at Yankee Stadium for possible Division Series games against Blue Jays
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Canadians restricted from buying tickets at Yankee Stadium for possible Division Series games against Blue Jays
Canadians who are hoping to catch the Toronto Blue Jays in the Bronx if they face the New York Yankees in the American League Division Series (ALDS) will not be able to get tickets to the games.
https://www.ctvnews.ca/toronto/article/canadians-restricted-from-buying-tickets-at-yankee-stadium-for-possible-division-series-games-against-blue-jays/
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Dad has officially abandoned the USA.
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Randy Fair
26 days ago
Thank you
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for including me in this great group!
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The son concurs
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Big bad American corporations are nothing but weak little bitches. YouTube to pay US$24.5 million to settle Trump lawsuit
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YouTube to pay US$24.5 million to settle Trump lawsuit
YouTube agreed to pay $24.5 million to settle a lawsuit filed by Donald Trump after he was suspended by social media platforms following the Jan. 6, 2021, insurrection.
https://www.ctvnews.ca/world/article/youtube-to-pay-us245-million-to-settle-trump-lawsuit/
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It's likely that his fat, stupid, racist ass stepping on tripped an overload sensor.
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My boy Paul did say "a man reaps what he sows". Extra points for the irony of these idiots being farmers!
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Uncle Stan has one heading the other way that works just fine!
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MErlin
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When Cindy puts you in a Starter Pack, it is a great honor and it implies a Humble TRUST that you will embrace these friends and do no harm. Thank You for including me in yours! ๐ฆ๐๐ฏ๐ฎ Thank You!
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You are a true ๐ฆ friend, and resist leader!
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Just so everyone knows. These assholes also took that minivan to the Klan rally later that night.
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Can confirm
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The effects of bullets have indeed been studied by scientists for centuries...
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I also remember the time he talked over unprepared college kids until they cracked, and dodged anyone who could actually debate.
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STEPHEN JAMES
about 1 month ago
THANK YOU
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FOR INCLUDING ME ๐ CHECK OUT THE PACK, FOLLOW AND RP
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