@nws.noaa.gov you can fuck off now with the tornado watches and warnings and severe weather alerts. it’s all over here, the storms have passed. You’re gonna give all of our dogs fucking ulcers if you keep blaring that shit on our TVs.

I just had to email an Australian production company and beg them to either add a disclaimer to their website or reconsider their name of #PickingScabs Productions. Considering I have had #ExcoriationDisorder my entire life, it’s gross that somebody would name their company after it

For giggles @nathanbrazil.bsky.social

I sent a piece to @theatlantic.com today. Wish me luck

#7SyllableSentence prompt for March 30 is #only The best part of #7SyllableSentence is the engagement between community members. I encourage everyone to like, post and most of all respond and get a dialogue going with all your great submissions. Thanks for joining!

Whenever I run into a millennial on Reddit that likes to play troll, I remind myself that I get to claim Lord of the rings and pulp fiction amongst other things. They get to claim what Harry Potter, J. K. Rowling and twilight right?

If I’m at a dog park and I jokingly post on a local community message board that the reason for dark smoke on the horizon is a bonfire that I lit at the dog park then yes it stands to reason that I went to the dog park today 1/

I don’t know what it says about you when your own father’s been out of town for two or three days and he returns and the first thought you get is, “ah fuck”. #AmIDamned #HeIsAPathologicalNarcissist #HeWasNeverTrulyThereForMeAsAChild

Out of all the things that have happened to me, one thing I don’t worry about now is being abducted. I am over 300 pounds. I know it sounds self disparaging, but how many morbidly obese people like me go missing?

#vss365 #illusive #poetryprompt #pedropascal @daveashleypoet.bsky.social @nathanbrazil.bsky.social

Who here had #TigerWoods getting drunk and driving and crashing his car again? Some rich people never learn because they’re never held accountable. Yes, alcoholism is a disease. But he’s rich & famous & people let Rich and famous people get away with shit that regular Joe’s don’t get away with. 1/

Radar loves my mom

Radar loves my mom

#PoemsAbout #InBloom @alanparrywriter.co.uk @thebrokenspine.co.uk #poetrycommunity #poetry #poem #poems #skypoets #blueskypoets #blueskypoetry #poetsofbluesky #skypoet #writingcommunity @nathanbrazil.bsky.social @daveashleypoet.bsky.social @jackdaniels75.bsky.social

Tap the photo #pedropascal #pascalispunk #writingcommunity #mywriting #ptsd

Post a non-religious photo you think of as holy

Dear @iran.bsky.social American here. Specifically #Iowa . If you do bomb us, if you could avoid Iowa, that would be great. With that said, I’m rooting for you because you’re like me, you hate Trump. Now I don’t agree with all the shit that you do, but I don’t think that you agree with Trump 1/

This is my passion project. #pedropascal #mywriting #mypoetry #thisiswhereyoudied #writingcommunity @cribbowens.bsky.social @daniellestejust.bsky.social @nathanbrazil.bsky.social @daveashleypoet.bsky.social @jackdaniels75.bsky.social @blackboughpoetry.bsky.social @blueskypoetry.bsky.social

Happy Thursday! Today we have a Purple Finch. I think I've seen one.... definitely heard one around and about. 😁💜 I hope you are having a great week! #bainbridgeislandbirds #pacificnorthwestbirds #birdart #purplefinch

He doesn’t touch her— not yet— just watches, like he’s trying to memorize the exact shape of her breathing It should unsettle her It does But something in it— that quiet, consuming attention— doesn’t feel like danger It feels like being chosen #vss365 #fascinate #poetryprompt #writingcommunity

This fucking asshole pedophile jack hole has to soil everything #Trump

I wonder what it was telling me. #springtime #birdie

I don’t know what just happened. I went from having a normal visit with my psychiatrist to her talking about Hannah Montana and then she was talking about the revolving shoe closet that Kurt Russell made for Goldie Hawn in the movie overboard. Then as I was leaving a man was doing the spider crawl1/

I want to go home and they won’t shut up about Hannah Montana at my shrinks office

anyone else want to sit through my shrinks appointment for me? I’m entering the back half of my novel and just want to do that

I doubt I will ever have sex and love the way I write about it but dammit I’m going to get my characters laid and loved properly. #WritingCommunity

“Love strong enough to survive death can also survive madness….” ~ This Is Where You Died - cmj #ThisIsWhereYouDied #WritingCommunity #MyWriting #Poetry #PedroPascal

If you don’t think protests make a difference then ask yourself how the Democrats won every race they could win last November despite having a 22% approval rating.

#WritingCommunity #Poetry #PedroPascal #ThisIsWhereYouDied

Radar made a new friend today at the dog park

Random #PedroPascal

I know it goes without saying but #DonaldTrump is a piece of shit.

At @halfpricebooks.bsky.social Love it here, they’re dog friendly

Obama will always be the better man.

@donaldjtrump-maga.bsky.social You are a total piece of shit.

Ruby and Mabel, besties

No amount of therapy would cover how good it would feel if somebody finally fucking swung first

Dear @iran.bsky.social He’s there now. Do us a solid. We don’t mind if you bomb the mainland, fuck shit up.

OK, for the record: The #Bachelorette, a reality TV star, is being held to a higher standard than the president of the United States Now they’ve gotten #CesarChavez, a dude who’s been dead for 33 years, but they still haven’t arrested one person from the #Epsteinfiles? 1/ #DonaldTrump

Gorgeous beautiful #PedroPascal on set of his latest movie. #DeNoche

OK, I just spent three hours outside with the general public and dogs. Yesterday I took a full long shower. Psychologically I fucking scored a touchdown in the last 48 hours.

The path doesn’t show up before the decision, it shows up because of the decision

Miss Ruby lives for head scratches

Your quiet glow warms the dark #7SyllableSentence #Glow #PoetryPrompt #WritingCommunity

Miss Luna loves the sun.

OK, don’t go into shock. I am going outside today. I am taking my dog to the dog park because it’s in the 60s and 70s today. I’m meeting my friends out there. Actual human beings that are nice people.

This is my dog to a T