Someday a mortician will get to superglue his mouth shut #Trump

This will be my first published story. Thank you Coming Up Short (on Instagram) and be sure to check out their page for all the details. #mywriting #writingcommunity #flashfiction #microfiction #thesecondbody

#TaylorSwift haters should form their own religion. They’re as fucking predictable as Trump supporters at this point. They could have their own red hat. You need to calm down. It's alright, just wait and see. It's okay, life is a tough crowd. Who you are is not what you did, you’re still an innocent

It’s always fun to trip over the luggage cart in the middle of the hotel parking lot and fall, especially when you’re 300 pounds. MISSING: my dignity If found: please handle gently

#vss365 She's working a new medium, molding shapes both sensual and mysterious. The intricacies of form are difficult to unravel, evoking a #stunning rhapsody of untapped emotions. I am fascinated. The dark lines in the clay betray the disquiet within. An augury of unending pain?

Facebook has decided that strange things are afoot at the Circle K

On His Side - A Sarah/Elias Flash Fiction Elias helped bind Sarah’s wrists. “The woman goes back,” he said. “The boys?” The old man grinned. “Roast them. Then I’ll enjoy them first.” Sarah closed her eyes. “My daddy taught me slaughter,” the man said. “Wire garrote. One pull.” Elias smiled. 1/

The target store in Dubuque, Iowa does not carry plus size clothing. They hate fat women.

Someone hacked my Facebook account. Not a huge loss but a minor irritant.

#writingcommunity #flashfiction #mywriting @nathanbrazil.bsky.social @daveashleypoet.bsky.social @jackdaniels75.bsky.social @johnchmura.bsky.social @malformed-poetry.bsky.social open.substack.com/pub/50shades...

I go on vacation tomorrow. My mom and my dog And I go every year. We do it to get my dog away from the sounds of fireworks.

I wouldn’t be here without you. Every bit of support helps me keep creating, and I appreciate it more than words can say! If you like what I write, and you wanna buy me a Red Bull! ko-fi.com/reginaphalan...

My delivery instructions for my Uber eats driver #UberEatsDriver #ubereats #fooddelivery

@malformed-poetry.bsky.social today’s #mpprompt isn’t updated; are you okay?

Today marks what would have been Anthony Bourdain's 70th birthday. "Above all, Bourdain showed me that food is emotional architecture," writes hospitality specialist Emilio Mesa. "He expanded my palate, but more importantly, he expanded my empathy.” https://wapo.st/4oQD9XK

Here’s another angle of the privately funded Obama Center continuing to reflect beautifully. 💙

Storytime for Chicago library kids with LeVar Burton at the grand opening of the Obama Presidential Library 🤯✨📚 @obamafoundation.bsky.social

You know, last weekend I spent at the ER due to kidney stones/dehydration. But Trump just got bitch slapped by his own party, Mitch McConnell is probably dead, I’m making HUGE leaps in my novelist’s career….Everything really is coming up Chandra. I’m gonna savor this. Who has wine? 🍷 #Iran #Trump

An author’s message to current and future readers. To Old Faithful and #PedroPascal. #writingcommunity #blueskywriters #blueskyauthors #blueskyreaders @malformed-poetry.bsky.social @nathanbrazil.bsky.social @daveashleypoet.bsky.social @johnchmura.bsky.social @jackdaniels75.bsky.social

#PoemsAbout #OutAfterMidnight #poetryprompt @thebrokenspine.co.uk @alanparrywriter.co.uk @nathanbrazil.bsky.social @jackdaniels75.bsky.social @johnchmura.bsky.social @daveashleypoet.bsky.social @malformed-poetry.bsky.social I’m back.

No infection, stone is still chugging along. They’re prescribing Toradul which works so much better for you he pain. I’m dehydrated so they said lots of water.

They’re checking to see where the stone is and also to see if my kidneys infected, etc. etc. I’d honestly rather have them do whatever needs to be done now, so that my trip with Mom isn’t fucked up

Here we go again, 5 am

Step into the world of the Tudors and discover the courage of Princess Mary, youngest sister of King Henry VIII: mybook.to/MaryTudor #Tudors #HistoricalFiction #Audiobook

I actually peed!

I have been discharged. They’re giving me a medication to kickstart that kidney stones ass out of my body. I’m still coming down off the Dilaudid , and they gave me oxycodone for an extra added kick. They didn’t give me the two together, obviously. 1

They have to wait and see if my urine is infected. So I can’t have any water. This shit is goddamn mean..

My Dr is sending me to the ER to have the stone removed through my urethra.

Of course I start passing a kidney stone while I am at the doctors office jfc

It’s strange how the idea of heaven is a completely untouched paradise, crystal clear waters, lush green forests, enough food for everyone, classless, moneyless, stateless, a utopia of peace, unity and happiness.. But here on Earth it’s considered a crazy leftist ideology

Attention K-Mart shoppers, it’s time for our blue light special!!! #Trump #MAGA #Iran #ItAllFallsDown

I couldn’t have said it better myself #church #christianity (to my religious family and friends, I do not post this to hurt you. These are just my personal beliefs)

THIS IS WHY I NEED A MACBOOK. I AM LITERALLY MENTALLY ILL AND HAVE A 140 IQ AND HAVE WRITTEN THREE NOVELS ON MY IPHONE BUT NOW I AM WORKING ON A FLASH FICTION FOR A CONTEST…..HOW THE FUCK DO YOU DO A FIRST LINE GODDAMN INDENT ON EVERY PARAGRAPH WHEN I DON’T SEE A FORMAT COMMAND?? #writingcommunity

He has no soul. Look at all the algae and shit in the reflecting pool in Washington DC right now. That’s a perfect metaphor for where a soul would be. #trump #magatrump

So I spent a large chunk of yesterday going through the notes for Vol III of #ThisIsWhereYouDied and it totally makes sense why it went from one book to three volumes…..the notes for Vol III alone amounted to 750 pages. 🙄 😐 😟 #authorsofbluesky #writersofbluesky #literaryagents #writingcommunity

If you’re like me, and you like to take food or treats to the fur babies of the homeless, don’t forget water. Especially in the summer, and get gallons of filtered or distilled or purified water. Also, bowls. #dogsofbluesky

Some people breathe air. I breathe narrative. I don’t need the world to believe in every story I’ve written. I just need one person to believe in me long enough to turn the first page. The stories are already alive. #WritingCommunity #LiteraryAgents #AuthorsofBlueSky 1/

The day he dies and every year after that on that date is going to be a national fucking holiday

BAHAHAHA #WorldCup #NYC #NewYorkCity #Knicks #NBAFinals

#writingcommunity #PoetryPrompt “Fill the comments with everything you wish you would’ve said to them. No names. No nuance. Just release it all.” @nathanbrazil.bsky.social @jackdaniels75.bsky.social @malformed-poetry.bsky.social @johnchmura.bsky.social Alt text in replies

www.tiktok.com/d/1/ZT9jUfb3... I think all you have to do is open this for me to get the credit.

See, this is the World Cup shit I want to see. The Scots found the Boston cop slide. #worldcup #scots #scotlandworldcup #scotland @jackdaniels75.bsky.social

A mind shattered into sisters, a love that refused to die, and a man who stayed to guard every broken piece. This Is Where You Died, Vol. I By: Chandra Jordan @jackdaniels75.bsky.social @nathanbrazil.bsky.social @malformed-poetry.bsky.social #ThisIsWhereYouDied #BlueSkyBooks 1/

You’d be lying if you said that you didn’t want money enough so you didn’t have to struggle..but these people are just fucking disgusting sluts. Remember when Kim Kardashian like freaked out about losing a…was it $75,000 diamond earring in the ocean? #exorbitantwealth #wealthy #wealthylife 1/

I think this dog ate all 101 of the Dalmatians #DogsofBlueSky

One day, someone will say your name for the last time. Neither of you will know it.