My best friend moved to Morocco this year and I miss them so much that I watch reviewbrah frequently bc they look so alike

I have in fact been banned from playing Fortnite for the remainder of my pregnancy as my husband legitimately is afraid I will anger myself into preterm labor

borderline agoraphobic wishes ao3 comments had a like comment function. THANK YOU FOR COMMENTING I DONT WANNA TALK.

“He’s still a white cis man” as a discrediting comment of Ron Weasley’s character is probably the funniest thing I’m going to read today

“God I hate him so much” -said tenderly with the most affection about Jesse Eisenberg who I want to crack in half over my knee and other things….

The biggest fumble in all of Harry Potter id that scene in HBP where Draco breaks Harry’s nose, coincidentally passing up on 1/3 of the deathly hallows

white leftists do something besides condescend to the marginalized groups you claim to advocate for challenge

Pregnancy rage + GDT Frankenstein discourse has enabled me to not want to speak to another white woman for the next 20 years.

I was wrong it’s actually being 60k in like for this same 5k venue

Devastation is being 36k in line for concert tickets when the venue only hosts 5k……

That scene in The Last Jedi where Kylo realizes Rey is in his quarters. Shorty may as well have been going through his underwear drawer.

Just found out the company that produces my favorite lipstick still does animal testing. This is worse than when I found out my favorite coconut milk brand has monkey labor.

“I hate myself for hating them” -Julian casablancas in on the other side but also me every time I meet a swiftie

I should retitle my Wednesday fic from Wednesday’s Got a Gun, to How to Pick Locks: the Wednesday Addams Story. Anyway, chapter 10 out now. #wyler #weyler archiveofourown.org/works/712340...

I saw new moon in theaters last night and let me share my favorite detail: when Edward shows up in a two piece suit , sans tie, to break up with Bella, he isn’t wearing a belt, which in my mind makes total sense for his character bc why would a person with perfectly tailored pants need a belt?

Yeah okay fine I’ll promote my Wednesday fic. Freaky latinas rise up. Wednesday’s Got A Gun Chapter 9, click here. archiveofourown.org/works/712340... #weyler #wyler

I legitimately get tears in my eyes every time I watch video of the guy in the orange jacket dance to scheibe with Gaga

The lioness does not concern herself with hits:kudos ratios. The lioness writes for enjoyment and self-fulfillment.

All the Devils Are Here by @amusedouche420.bsky.social Draco/Hermione not rated | 4.8k words | wip 🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/722431...

i fucking love Steely Dan

“What are people commenting that they get strikes on their accounts? I comment some pretty mean shit and have never gotten a strike.” “Babe, you think the worst thing someone could call you is stupid so the majority of your comments are just calling people dumb. Some people call people slurs….”

Do you ever have tears in your eyes thinking of SOPHIE? Damn RIP girl

I did not memorize the Alt+0151 em dash keyboard shortcut just to be accused of AI.

Champagne Coast by Blood Orange makes me want to cry and shake ass at the same time

No I don’t like your ship and yes I will mute the word so I don’t have to see it!!!

So happy TSITP is over so I can stop living through this vicarious torture that is that show.

RIP to the [hidden track]

Romance about a driver but instead of F1 it’s the demolition derby

@dhrmonth.bsky.social day 5: Quidditch Stadium (+ kiss cam) #dhrart #dramione #dhrmonth

worst habit is getting way too high and commenting on every video on tik tok like it was posted for me to view personally and then getting scared shitless when I open the app hours later to see 99+ notifications like who did I piss off now?

👉🏻👈🏻

The midwestern experience is sitting on the back porch listening to the local high schools football game commentary across the field of soy and corn.

valid pettiness tbh lol

dramione

“Owie” is my #1 most used word every day.

As an em dash enthusiast, every time I see talk of how it has become “a sign of AI” I feel violent. This is the punctuation of my people (mood writers whose work falls within the ‘no plot just vibes’ genre)

Today I accidentally got my Costco membership photo taken with leftover marks on my face from the botox party I went to that was literally just me and my mom

One shot I wrote for the HP Hoes for Edgar Allen Poe fest. For the Mrs. Granger lovers. archiveofourown.org/works/68198876

My fav past time is commenting “I could break this man in half over my knee” on daddy dom thirst traps

My vibes can be described as the human embodiment of a crow whose go-to karaoke song is Livin' in the Sunlight by Tiny Tim

There is a hp fanartist I like but tbh it took me way too long to realize their pfp was actually of Draco malfoy and not what I wrongly assumed to be a self-portrait of a hot lesbian

Malfoy Heir and Golden Girl Spotted at Portkey Office!! (travel fashion study) #dramione #dhrart

Very appreciative that I still experience the shock of hearing a word I’ve read a million times said out loud and finding out THAT’S how it’s pronounced

Is anyone else playing Date Everything and want to also be in a sandwich between Volt and Eddie?

Possession #dramione #dracomalfoy #hermionegranger

Reveals are in for the Daddy Knows Best 2025 fest! #dramione #dhr archiveofourown.org/works/66179227

#dramione #junemicrofics

#dramione #junemicrofics