A weird dude with a funny name apparently committed a random crime, and its all everybody on here can talk about But honestly why? Like maybe we should be thinking about more important shit?

Derek Guy is everywhere. He sees all. He knows if your little outfit is naughty. He knows if it is nice. He is the Santa Claus of walkable cities and exquisite tailoring.

Nightmare before Christmas is a Christmas movie. Not a halloween movie. Yes I will die on this hill.

my opinion on "dems use too many polite euphemisms": the right has spent the last 40 years constructing the Lib-Owning Machine. it is fully self-powered and requires no actual input from the libs. it cannot be derailed by changing inputs because it can adapt to any fuel and, indeed, invent its own