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Matzo ball soup for breakfast. Never had it growing up (Gentile household), but now it's a favorite.

See you in hell, Turn of the Screw.

Don't use Taylor Lorenz as an example of Americans in general, and I won't do the same with Jacob Rees-Mogg and Brits.

This picture has been brought to you by cocaine and ludes.

I'm pretty sure that Kash Patel walked around campus the first week of college trying to convince people to call him Kash Money.

I like my cities to be sittable, shittable, and public transittable.

The reason I've been sleeping on Alanna Ubach for so long despite loving her in everything I've seen her in is that I honestly did not realize that it was the same actress every time. youtu.be/0E5OSuIK9BU?...

Whenever I get a bit annoyed over Forrest Gump, I remember that Zemeckis also made Who Framed Roger Rabbit and the entire Back to the Future trilogy, and gets a pass from me forever.

As a native San Diegan, this absolutely breaks my heart. They were my introduction to a very specific style of Mexican food that fast became my favorite. I'll give them a miss if I ever make it back home in favor of one of their dozens of similarly-named competitors. www.sfgate.com/la/article/m...

The drunk you is not the "real you," regardless of conventional wisdom. Take it from someone who comes by his lack of executive function naturally rather than through alcohol: The you that does not know how to make good decisions is not the real you. The you that makes better ones every day is.

A little voice inside my head said don't look back, you can never look back

Anyone have Nicholas Hammond's contact info?

Hot dog with hot Chinese mustard. Amazing combo. Don't know why I never thought of it before now.

Next up he'll be asking how many tanks the Pope has.....

“She’s a bad MOTHER-“ “Shut your mouth!” “Talking bout Mother Theresa” “Oh then we clearly interrupted because you were halfway through her name” Were the original lyrics Changed for the motion picture

Scientists have engineered tobacco plants to produce five psychedelic compounds that are normally found in a wide range of natural sources, including psilocybin mushrooms, ayahuasca, and toads. www.404media.co/scientists-c...

I've been saying the first part of this--that there will eventually come a day when no one will admit that they were once MAGA--but she adds the important part that we need to not only remember what they did, but remind them and everyone else of it.

Carl's Jr. burgers are better than In-N-Out's underseasoned ones, and anyone's fries are superior to In-N-Out's fries. I've rarely seen such a popular chain so afraid of an extra dash of salt.

News used to be better.

My escape from [wildly gestures at everything] is Terry Pratchett’s Discworld. I’m approaching the end again, and it’s so beautiful how PTerry left Discworld better than he found it. Goblins have rights. Dwarves have gender. Humans have (some) understanding. It’s a model that gives me hope.

As I first heard years ago, those who study history are condemned to watch helplessly as those who did not study history repeat it.

I dated so many Morrissey fans in the late 80s-early 90s. So fucking many. I was at best neutral on his music, but somehow every girl who was as into me as I was into her ended up being hugely into the dude. I grew to hate him for selfish reasons long before I had reasonable ones.

Listen Betty, don't start up with your white zone shit again.

Narrator: He did not write a novel.

A spicy Hawaiian. My favorite of all the pizzas in the land.

And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by others. Truly I tell you, they have received their reward in full. -Matthew 6:5

Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness.

Danger Dogs topped with jalapenos and served from a street cart are one of the highlights of life in Los Angeles.

Yes, this was actually a thing, and yes, I had friends who had OPINIONS about it.

Hey, remember when the Ayatollah went all-in on protecting the rights of LGBTQIA+ Iranians?

Taaaaake ooooooon meeeeeeeeep....

Update: Shelters full, but she found someone she can stay with for at least a night, and she can see a case worker in the morning. Gave her an Uber ride, a change of clothes, a bag of snacks, and what little cash I had on me. Fingers crossed it gets better for her.

Saw a neighbor I don't know getting manhandled by her boyfriend in front of my building. My spouse and I chased him off, now she's napping in our living room while we make arrangements with a local d.v. shelter. Dramatic couple of days so far.

Rocky 2009(?)-2026 You were the best boy ever. Thank you for filling our lives with joy and love. Rest easy now.

We had scheduled a time this Sunday to put our dog Rocky to sleep due to numerous ailments bringing his quality of life down to nearly nothing, but he took a turn for the worse and was in obvious pain tonight. My spouse just took him in for emergency euthanasia. This is going to be a hard one.

"YOU WOULD DESTROY THE CYBERMEN WITH ONLY FOUR DALEKS?" "WE WOULD DESTROY THE CYBERMEN WITH ONLY ONE DALEK. THE CYBERMEN ARE SUPERIOR IN ONLY ONE RESPECT." "WHAT IS THAT?" "YOU ARE BETTER AT DYING." #DoctorWho

The scene in the Doctor Who episode "Doomsday" in which the Daleks and the Cybermen encounter each other for the first time onscreen and immediately start shit-talking each other in their monotone electronic voices may be one of my favorite things to have ever aired on television.

Thanks, but I really need one that covers the rim of the bowl

"Try not. Do. Or do not. There is no try." is the single most bullshit famous line in film history. "Try" is how one gets from "Do not" to "Do," and if you don't try, you won't do anything. If you're really trying to say "Don't overthink it," then just say that (or "Overthink it do not").

Most accurate portrait of modern culture currently available

I guarantee you that if a man talks about having a pattern of getting into relationships with crazy people, he was the crazy one in the relationship each and every time (or at least she wasn't the only crazy one)

I once disarmed a 6'7" machete-wielding madman using nothing more than a stern tone of voice and an outstretched hand.

I'm waiting for the Flock of Seagulls hit to be renamed "L Iberty"

Matt Badloss, is it?

Tracy Morgan and Daniel Radcliffe are starring together in a sitcom about a retired NFL star and a documentarian, and we have now reached peak Mad Libs as a society.

I'm waiting for the Rifftrax version.

Acting ICE Director perjures himself before Congress.

The Muppet Show on Disney+ feels more like the original Muppets than anything I've seen in decades (other than having to adapt to some new voices). Rogen and crew totally pulled it off. I want more.