This is true. I quit smoking years ago, and while I can detect cigarette smoke quite easily, I cannot detect drug sniffing dogs by smell alone.

The National Hot Dog Council says that no one over the age of 12 should put ketchup on a hot dog, Fuck the National Hot Dog Council. Remember, kids: It's YOUR hot dog. You can put whatever you want on it from chocolate sauce to caviar. Ignore the gatekeepers and follow your personal tastes.

I'm in

Her name is Osher and as much as I love you guys I would push any or all of you in front of a speeding train for her if need be.

WE HAVE A NEW CAT. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. WE HAVE A NEW CAT.

I hope it's Bass and Raman, because the city will be in good hands regardless of whether or not my favored candidate (Raman) wins. If it's Bass and Pratt, I'm casting an annoyed vote for Bass while I look skeptically at my fellow Angelenos wondering which ones are the assholes who let that happen.

This is one of my favorite posts ever

For those keeping up with the Bricks & Minifigs scandal, Patreon was served with a notice to take down Reckless Ben's Patreon. Here's a word from their CEO: youtu.be/36jxNeV5L1Q?...

To show they mean it, they should try nine minutes of holding their breath

Worst crossovers ever: The Apple Dumpling Gangs of New York Boogie Nights of the Living Dead

One oddity about stumbling across the fact that centuries worth of my maternal family's birth records have been digitized for me to browse online has been discovering that I have an ancestor named Fulk le Strange. Sorry, that's Fulk, 1st Lord Strange of Blackmere

See a broad and get that booty action? Lay 'er down and smack-em yack-em.

Jesus Christ SUGGEST A FUCKING ALTERNATIVE then. I cannot stand this "Our current system is too corrupt and flawed to be turned into something positive." bullshit from people who have nothing better to offer. It's boring, it lacks any real analysis, and it's utterly unhelpful on every level.

Kid's in the hospital for a scheduled procedure. Interesting view from her windows...

I'm sure we can find a way to sustainably farm them.

@curioustoo.bsky.social just told me that Kash Patel has a chihuahua spirit and that is such an accurate summation despite being unfair to chihuahuas.

Close to my home in Los Angeles, the owner of a famed restaurant for dieters has become infamous for her cringe social media posts that invite mockery. She's a local SoCal lo-cal locale lolcow

86 47 24/7

Matzo ball soup for breakfast. Never had it growing up (Gentile household), but now it's a favorite.

See you in hell, Turn of the Screw.

Don't use Taylor Lorenz as an example of Americans in general, and I won't do the same with Jacob Rees-Mogg and Brits.

This picture has been brought to you by cocaine and ludes.

I'm pretty sure that Kash Patel walked around campus the first week of college trying to convince people to call him Kash Money.

I like my cities to be sittable, shittable, and public transittable.

The reason I've been sleeping on Alanna Ubach for so long despite loving her in everything I've seen her in is that I honestly did not realize that it was the same actress every time. youtu.be/0E5OSuIK9BU?...

Whenever I get a bit annoyed over Forrest Gump, I remember that Zemeckis also made Who Framed Roger Rabbit and the entire Back to the Future trilogy, and gets a pass from me forever.

As a native San Diegan, this absolutely breaks my heart. They were my introduction to a very specific style of Mexican food that fast became my favorite. I'll give them a miss if I ever make it back home in favor of one of their dozens of similarly-named competitors. www.sfgate.com/la/article/m...

The drunk you is not the "real you," regardless of conventional wisdom. Take it from someone who comes by his lack of executive function naturally rather than through alcohol: The you that does not know how to make good decisions is not the real you. The you that makes better ones every day is.

A little voice inside my head said don't look back, you can never look back

Anyone have Nicholas Hammond's contact info?

Hot dog with hot Chinese mustard. Amazing combo. Don't know why I never thought of it before now.

Next up he'll be asking how many tanks the Pope has.....

“She’s a bad MOTHER-“ “Shut your mouth!” “Talking bout Mother Theresa” “Oh then we clearly interrupted because you were halfway through her name” Were the original lyrics Changed for the motion picture

Scientists have engineered tobacco plants to produce five psychedelic compounds that are normally found in a wide range of natural sources, including psilocybin mushrooms, ayahuasca, and toads. www.404media.co/scientists-c...

I've been saying the first part of this--that there will eventually come a day when no one will admit that they were once MAGA--but she adds the important part that we need to not only remember what they did, but remind them and everyone else of it.

Carl's Jr. burgers are better than In-N-Out's underseasoned ones, and anyone's fries are superior to In-N-Out's fries. I've rarely seen such a popular chain so afraid of an extra dash of salt.

News used to be better.

My escape from [wildly gestures at everything] is Terry Pratchett’s Discworld. I’m approaching the end again, and it’s so beautiful how PTerry left Discworld better than he found it. Goblins have rights. Dwarves have gender. Humans have (some) understanding. It’s a model that gives me hope.

As I first heard years ago, those who study history are condemned to watch helplessly as those who did not study history repeat it.

I dated so many Morrissey fans in the late 80s-early 90s. So fucking many. I was at best neutral on his music, but somehow every girl who was as into me as I was into her ended up being hugely into the dude. I grew to hate him for selfish reasons long before I had reasonable ones.

Listen Betty, don't start up with your white zone shit again.

Narrator: He did not write a novel.

A spicy Hawaiian. My favorite of all the pizzas in the land.

And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by others. Truly I tell you, they have received their reward in full. -Matthew 6:5

Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness.

Danger Dogs topped with jalapenos and served from a street cart are one of the highlights of life in Los Angeles.