no trust me, I’m doing my skincare with my eyes closed so I can really get into the tactile sensation and really connect with my skin (im just drunk)

kinda 2/3 for yesterday

my priorities are fucked because getting enough rest is never one of them

having too many emotions for my feeble mind, guess I’ll shake my ass about it

it’s almost 1 am but my tummy is rumbling ….

sometimes I do like to go acoustic with my toothbrush, lets me freestyle a lil bit

shout out to adding new noodles to leftover pho broth 🙏🏼

and if my cat doesn’t want me to kiss him one million times on his head he should try not having such a cute head

skipping over grieving what once was and wishing for what could’ve been and going straight for yearning for what’s to come

sometimes it actually feels unfair how lucky I am

going to the gym so I can carry all my groceries inside in one trip

going to the grocery store with ulterior motives (im gonna buy things that aren’t on my list)

I have the loudest-cart-in-the-fucking-store curse and it makes me sewercidal

the uterus is the most disrespectful organ in the body

skirts are so cute but my thighs just love each other sooo much

did good at snowboarding one day so now there’s a new component added to the fraction, 1/3 snowboarding

typed out a few different posts before I remembered I can just journal things and keep them to myself

told my boss to watch heated rivalry and she came in today and said “Claire you basically told me to watch softcore porn!” … 😌🤷🏼‍♀️

thought mans was tall, looked down? cowboy boots

asked my friend if my hair looked fine and they said “no, it looks amazing. never talk shit on yourself like that again” … and I needed that

insisting that submarines have solar panels on top and that’s how they run until my friend fully crashes out. I’m getting pretty close, stay tuned

frowning and shaking my head at the nuclear science museum so they know I don’t like bombs

jumped up too fast to shake ass, lost my vision a lil

just let out a genuine intimate moan as I settled into my bed

getting home from the bar like “I hope I have all my inventory items”

adding a nail file to my personal inventory hotbar simultaneously my best and worst idea

evacuate the dance floor as the last song of the night?? oh yeah

“if we lead the charge of not giving a fuck everyone else will follow”

and just because I’m always late doesn’t mean I’m not also very anxious about it okay!!!

was gonna change my bio from “2024’s top 0.001% of megan thee stallion listeners” to “2025’s top 0.003% of megan thee stallion listeners” but that .002% loss hurts a little

just remembered the dream I had last night where I kept putting on sunscreen and then immediately wiping it off and then I got sunburned

men who unfollow u out of spite are sooo boring

rob r yelling out the correct definition of commiserating was so sexy #traitors

just saw a culligan ad…. is water a limited resource?

can’t say I’m a huge harry styles fan but the title of his new album being “kiss all the time. disco, occasionally” is so good I might have to tune in

my cat jumped off my lap and I said “okay I love you!!” as they ran away

half of my brain is despair from the fascist US government and the other half is joy from heated rivalry and the cast interviews

no one cares, everything is made up. reply to my message in the gc or ill reply to myself

dumpster lids look like they were melted off and I’m debating how concerned i should be but the vibe is that it’s maybe not my business

every once in a while I am very tragically reminded that my apartment walls are not thick enough for the shenanigans I got going on in there

and I know my ass hasn’t changed in size but I lifted heavy so it FEELS bigger

taking their two plates off and putting my little 10s on is good for my ego actually

do you guys have songs that aren’t inherently sad but make you feel like crying anyway or is that just me

yeah okay tea

does anyone know if we have to go to work tomorrow if the civil war starts?

no shit

what the hell, who drugged my 2 tequila shots, 3 redbull vodkas, and 4-5 ciders/seltzers?? wtf

they said “Claire with the good hair” … don’t make me blush

“I just want you to know, that man ran into a plant immediately after you left”