claire
@whitecrayon.bsky.social
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she/her multitude container 2024’s top 0.001% of megan thee stallion listeners
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if I was punctuation I’d be an exclamation point
11 months ago
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no trust me, I’m doing my skincare with my eyes closed so I can really get into the tactile sensation and really connect with my skin (im just drunk)
about 21 hours ago
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kinda 2/3 for yesterday
about 22 hours ago
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my priorities are fucked because getting enough rest is never one of them
1 day ago
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having too many emotions for my feeble mind, guess I’ll shake my ass about it
1 day ago
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it’s almost 1 am but my tummy is rumbling ….
2 days ago
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sometimes I do like to go acoustic with my toothbrush, lets me freestyle a lil bit
2 days ago
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shout out to adding new noodles to leftover pho broth 🙏🏼
2 days ago
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and if my cat doesn’t want me to kiss him one million times on his head he should try not having such a cute head
2 days ago
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skipping over grieving what once was and wishing for what could’ve been and going straight for yearning for what’s to come
2 days ago
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sometimes it actually feels unfair how lucky I am
2 days ago
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going to the gym so I can carry all my groceries inside in one trip
2 days ago
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going to the grocery store with ulterior motives (im gonna buy things that aren’t on my list)
2 days ago
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I have the loudest-cart-in-the-fucking-store curse and it makes me sewercidal
3 days ago
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the uterus is the most disrespectful organ in the body
3 days ago
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skirts are so cute but my thighs just love each other sooo much
4 days ago
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did good at snowboarding one day so now there’s a new component added to the fraction, 1/3 snowboarding
add a skeleton here at some point
4 days ago
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typed out a few different posts before I remembered I can just journal things and keep them to myself
4 days ago
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told my boss to watch heated rivalry and she came in today and said “Claire you basically told me to watch softcore porn!” … 😌🤷🏼♀️
4 days ago
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thought mans was tall, looked down? cowboy boots
7 days ago
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asked my friend if my hair looked fine and they said “no, it looks amazing. never talk shit on yourself like that again” … and I needed that
7 days ago
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insisting that submarines have solar panels on top and that’s how they run until my friend fully crashes out. I’m getting pretty close, stay tuned
7 days ago
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frowning and shaking my head at the nuclear science museum so they know I don’t like bombs
7 days ago
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jumped up too fast to shake ass, lost my vision a lil
8 days ago
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just let out a genuine intimate moan as I settled into my bed
8 days ago
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getting home from the bar like “I hope I have all my inventory items”
8 days ago
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adding a nail file to my personal inventory hotbar simultaneously my best and worst idea
8 days ago
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evacuate the dance floor as the last song of the night?? oh yeah
8 days ago
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“if we lead the charge of not giving a fuck everyone else will follow”
8 days ago
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and just because I’m always late doesn’t mean I’m not also very anxious about it okay!!!
8 days ago
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was gonna change my bio from “2024’s top 0.001% of megan thee stallion listeners” to “2025’s top 0.003% of megan thee stallion listeners” but that .002% loss hurts a little
9 days ago
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just remembered the dream I had last night where I kept putting on sunscreen and then immediately wiping it off and then I got sunburned
9 days ago
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men who unfollow u out of spite are sooo boring
9 days ago
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rob r yelling out the correct definition of commiserating was so sexy
#traitors
9 days ago
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just saw a culligan ad…. is water a limited resource?
9 days ago
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can’t say I’m a huge harry styles fan but the title of his new album being “kiss all the time. disco, occasionally” is so good I might have to tune in
9 days ago
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my cat jumped off my lap and I said “okay I love you!!” as they ran away
10 days ago
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half of my brain is despair from the fascist US government and the other half is joy from heated rivalry and the cast interviews
10 days ago
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no one cares, everything is made up. reply to my message in the gc or ill reply to myself
10 days ago
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dumpster lids look like they were melted off and I’m debating how concerned i should be but the vibe is that it’s maybe not my business
10 days ago
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every once in a while I am very tragically reminded that my apartment walls are not thick enough for the shenanigans I got going on in there
11 days ago
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and I know my ass hasn’t changed in size but I lifted heavy so it FEELS bigger
11 days ago
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taking their two plates off and putting my little 10s on is good for my ego actually
12 days ago
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do you guys have songs that aren’t inherently sad but make you feel like crying anyway or is that just me
13 days ago
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yeah okay tea
13 days ago
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does anyone know if we have to go to work tomorrow if the civil war starts?
13 days ago
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13 days ago
no shit
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what the hell, who drugged my 2 tequila shots, 3 redbull vodkas, and 4-5 ciders/seltzers?? wtf
13 days ago
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Megan Thee Stallion - Movie (feat. Lil Durk) [Official Video]
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14 days ago
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they said “Claire with the good hair” … don’t make me blush
14 days ago
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“I just want you to know, that man ran into a plant immediately after you left”
14 days ago
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