I'm busy at work playing Nintendo DS, sorry!

I sold my Occulus Quest 2 bc it gave me a headache on many levels

I used to think social media was like my digital newsletter to share with friends. Now I know it's for shit posting.

You are gay.

Mother is the necessity of invention.

Rosé, Hanni, and Megan... when it comes to K-Pop, I bias for the quirky all-rounders who always get the first half of the second verse.

I was not born a woman or a man--I was born as baby. We put too many limitations on kids as it is. I hate that gender is in the top three.

Learning to pass as a man is an active choice. The fact I can try so hard and also turn it off proves to me that gender is a learned idea.

How do I make this thing gay?

My sleep scheduuuuule

I had to beep beep toot toot a mini van from Indiana from getting us both stuck in the intersection. She drove slow as shit anyway and almost hit a group of pedestrians. I pulled around and honked again. She flicked me off. I flicked her off and glared. I think I won the starring contest.

Daddy but like your distant, hard to please father.

Why do I care about the friendship between 6 women I have never met? - my feelings on both Katseye and the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City.

Bar night Bar light Will you be the bar I bar tonight?

I've been hitting the gym again. It's always bulking season for me.

My kink is for community

like as casual as possible. like, don't look at me while I use you. like, scroll your phone while I don't care if you cum. like me not giving oral

I will never recover

Women 🤯 ❓❓❓

I wish I didn't have any pants on,

Being gay is awesome

I'm getting tired of people poking fun at young people with the implied stereotype that young people are stupid, rude, and lazy. Get some better comedic material.

I'm back on my Lexapro, all. I had to take two nights off bc I had a stomach bug but I'll calm down now, I swear.

Being a bisexual man is great bc all my celebrity crushes are gay icons. I have great taste.

I went a little ham in the family group chat, RE: thanksgiving. Sorry not sorry. It's about time you all learned some boundaries

I'm actually really funny without needing to punch down at others. Crazy.

Wicked 2? More like Woke-ed 2. I approve except I didn't need those original songs and "As Long As Your Mine" was not sexy it was very cringe.

If RuPaul can learn to accept transwomen, so can you!

I deleted Grindr. Too many Republicans.

I've always dreamt of being apart of something bigger than myself. Not for power or for clout--just for likeminded comrade.

At the end of the day, all I have is anxiety

J.B. puts the PR in Pritzker

My dick normus

I had a dream that someone gave me a custom painted car as a gift. But then I found out the car was a Nissan coupe and I was slightly disappointed. No shade to Nissan drivers.

Yes I does

Is it just me or do the rooms at the BBRU conference center smell like Lincoln shoe polish?

Yellow jackets the musical but they get to the point

Work was stressful the past two days. I'm excited to take a break and have fun at the Bootblack Roundup. Time to pack!

I felt overdressed for the ONYX play party, wearing a leather vest, pants, and boots. LOL not complaining because everyone looked great. But I could have been way more naked. Next time!

I dunno if I've ever impact topped that many people in one evening. Feeling 💅

I don’t care and am unsurprised if Mike Johnson has a Grindr. Gay people can be homophobic. Haven’t you watched Euphoria? Nothing new. He was a bigot before I knew and he still is.

use lube: who am I trying to impress?

One thing about transguys is we know how to pack. Everything we need for Folsom including my bootblacking kit, Corcorans, and rechargeable handheld bidet.

History remembers the firsts but legends remember the greats. Sometimes, the first pancake is burnt and it takes the second or third try to get it right. Honor the firsts. Celebrate the champions. - im high

Band pull a-parts Hammer curls Neutral grip pull ups Rest and massage Restocked my kit for Folsom

Pretty sure I’m getting tennis elbow from bootblacking. I need to do some rehab and maybe switch hands. Or maybe clam down. Idk.

I like my partners like I like my cars: efficient, reliable, and with a Leather interior.

My ass and thighs burn so bad from bootblacking on the floor. I Asian-squatted all night for the children.

Not safe for work but I am posting this at work 🤫🤫🤫