my wife and I resigned from our previous job and decided to open our own business :)

i don't want a job i want to get paid for being cute and nice and friendly

meme redraw

Jeopardy just isn't as fun anynore

new fridge = finally enough room to put up all the drawings the neighborhood kids have given me

Looks like Yooka-Replaylee from @playtonicgames.com was updated to properly credit the first painting you encounter! ...Unfortunately, my name is still misspelled under my own painting.

my cat loves piccolo

being a lesbian married couple cons: - no one can open the jars in this household pros - twice as many times saying "my wife" in the borat voice

my wife just confessed that when she was a kid she didn't like wallace and gromit because "it looked like jimmy neutron but worse"

wishing y'all a very happy new year!

she loves christmas

i love living in australia i asked for paella and the waiter didn't understand me until i pronounced it "pile-la"

The news is an invaluable resource.

>wearing my ramones shirt >neighbor's 7 year old asks who they are >"oh they're the ramones. they're an old band that used to make music" >she kinda stares at me for a moment then points at johnny ramone >"he looks like 6-7 guy" thanks kid

i made a shirt

im santas little helper

sir yes sir 🫡

ivotoons updates: - i got married - i saw my parents and older brother for the first time in 7 years - i took a selfie with a kangaroo - i enjoyed halloween - i might be unionizing my workplace by the end of next week (if all goes well)

Paypal is now playing harder ball on artists, going after anyone even mentioning commissions. Artists, send invoices. That way, no one has to say what the money is for on Paypal's paper trail. Customers, SAY NOTHING about commissions. Just say "thanks" on donos. Everyone: INCREASE THE CALLS.

when piccolo wears a swimsuit

when will her insatiable thirst be quenched

more piccolo content

hi

took my wife on a date after work to a local ramen place and they're playing thr fucking chainsaw man anime opening over the speakers

me during trumps 1st administration vs me during trumps 2nd administration

i love my cat

of course i have a dragon ball oc. what, you don't?

trying to get better at painting

teepo keeps cuddling piccolo so i drew them together

i been thinking a lot about king of the hill.

another dragon ball / king of the hill redraw

when my wife tries to read a book:

The Piccolo Gooners Have Found My Art And They're Being Nice To Me:)

no more petitions. no more protesting. no more calling my local representatives. from now on im going straight to city hall and saying "more like shitty hall" and then crapping all over the floor

piccolo, trunks, and goten

video game where you are Clinton's vp and you must to push the buttons in time i call it the Al Gore Rhythm game

king of the hill saiyan posting

hell yeah

i love my dumbass wife

pic of me hanging out with my best friend

ok

the misogynist dentist: well maybe if you flossed more often you wouldn't whine about bleeding every month

i made cookies for my wife @freezer.bsky.social birthday

piccolo's special pee cannon

kaio-sama (still dead) watching bulma use the dragon balls for her 7th bbl

sometimes my wife answers questions with a joke but says it in a way that doesn't sound like a joke. i asked her if she knew what happened to the guy who [redacted] shinzo abe, and she said "oh they gave him a medal and a blowjob" and for a fraction of a second i believed her.

piccolo and his best friend, applejack

the iconic postboy piccolo

ok krillin

another day of me making my ability to draw everyone else's problem