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Day 165. My wife and I took a thousand Mile road Trip to visit our family. My uncle asked us if we took turns driving on the way out I replied, " yeah, it's hard to get here in a straight line. "

Day 151 My wife asked me the other night why are there so many Johnsons in the phone book? I said because they all have phones

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Day 147. My wife asked me if I could clear the table last night Had to get a running start but I made it

Day 144. I've got the memory of an elephant I Remember when I went to the zoo one time and saw an elephant

Day 143. Sorry we don't serve Time travelers here A time traveler walks into a bar

Day 141. Don't use double negatives. It's a big no no

Day 140. Yesterday I tried to explain the definition of what a palindrome is to my students But they got it all backwards

Day 139. A truck loaded with thousands of copies of the thesaurus tipped over on the freeway this morning Witnesses were stunned , startled, stupefied, shocked, dazed, bewildered, dumbfounded, and astonished

Day 138 what's the difference between a dad joke and a bad joke? The direction the first letter is facing

Day 136. A man walks into the library and asks for a book on the laws of probability The librarian says," it might be on the shelf over there."

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Day 134. Did you hear the joke about the guy with the broken hearing aid? Yeah, neither did he

Day 133. I always try to carry my ukulele with me So that when people ask me if I play an instrument I can say "yes, I play a little guitar."

Day 132. Nurse comes in and says," doctor. There's a patient that says he's invisible." The doctor replies," well tell him I can't see him right now."

Day 131. A concerning fact about geese is that they don't even have an elementary level of education Maybe that's why they're so silly

Day 130. I bought a new muzzle for my pet duck the other day It's nothing special, but it fits the bill

Day 129. A friend asked, "What are your dogs' names?" I replied," Calvin and Klein." He said, "Isn't that a brand of underwear?" I said," Yup. they're boxers."

Day 128. My twin brother called me from prison the other day and he said, "you know how he always finish each other sentences...."

Day 126. Saw a late night infomercial last night for a brand new knife The spokesman said it was made with cutting edge technology

Day 125. One of the best parts of being a parent is teaching your kids life lessons. The other day I taught my daughter what bargain meant. She said, "Thanks, that means a great deal."

Day 120. According to a recent study, 9 out of 10 people who are afraid of hurdles....... Never get over it

Day 119 I was watching a live stream of the ‘Bermuda Philharmonic Orchestra’ last night and halfway through the guy on the triangle disappeared...

Day 118. I saw my wife yelling at the TV," don't go in there. Don't go in the church. You moron." She was watching our wedding video again

Day 117 I was working on my car the other day and noticed there was two bumps on my battery. I had them checked and one of them came back positive. I hope it's not terminal #notfeelingittoday

Day 115. What did the fish say when it swam into the wall? Dam

Day 114. What beef only comes in 2, 3, 5, 7 or 11 oz portions? Prime rib

Day 113. Saw an ad for a coffin in the newspaper the other day And I thought to myself," that's the last thing I need."

Day 112. In honor of St Patrick's day. What do you call an Irish guy sitting out in the yard Paddy O'Furniture.

Day 111. 22/7 of you won't get this but you should never try and talk to someone named Pi They just go on forever

Day 110. Gonna be a great day. Last night I got caught between two deaf people arguing in sign language. I couldn't understand a word they said.

Day 109. I asked my friend what the best part about living in Switzerland was He said, " I don't know but the flag is a big plus"

Day 108. What is a four letter word with a small laugh in the middle. It really is.

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Day 107 I accidentally called my phone Shirley instead of Siri this morning Now it's stuck on airplane mode. #iamseriousandstopcallingmeshirley

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Day 107. We went out to a seafood restaurant the other day and my wife asked for a lobster tale The waitress smiled and said," once upon a time there was this handsome lobster..."

Day 106. I'm currently reading a book about a couple of insects who fall in love in an Italian City It's a Rome ants novel

Day 105. Somebody told me yesterday that cows kill more people than sharks I told them I'm surprised cows kill any sharks at all

Day 104. An elderly couple is in church. The wife says to the husband, "I've let out one of those silent farts, what do I do?" The husband says, “Change the battery in your hearing aid.”

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Day 103. Just went to the Oreo website and hit accept all cookies... Now we wait

Day 102 I told my wife that I noticed Americans use a lot of French words like hors d'oeuvres And she replied," and that's just for starters."

Day 101 The first five florists I called from the phone book knew nothing about carpet or tile And suddenly, I'm the idiot?

Day 100. Told my friend I'm going to start a company where we rent out hunting dogs for trips He said," what are you going to call it? I said," we lease the hounds"

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Day 99. In an anatomy class, one time we had to build a skeleton and I hid the upper arm bone None of my classmates found that humerus

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