Her: You better not be the Face on Mars when I get in there Me:

Weapons (2025) dir. Zach Cregger

Constantly refreshing the timeline until everyone else wakes up and sees

Oh hey, that's my neighbor Wally

Welcome back 1940s Irving Kristol www.cmcforum.com/post/bill-kr...

Breaking: Seeing a lot of dudes who look like me at the Modest Mouse show in Brooklyn

All else aside, the man is a world-class hater

Hello new people! I once made a starter pack if you’re looking for some fun accounts to follow

Yeah, it’s this. Social media speculation on the hand bruising + Vance’s awkward interview answer + his empty schedule for the holiday weekend. I logged off for a few hours and figured I must have missed something, but nope. Just regular Posting Psychosis.

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Please watch and share. It can be easy to get a little lost in the details, but the ENTIRE THING they're doing is absolutely built on a foundation of lies and flagrantly illegal.

“It is very, very striking there were no dissents here. The administration did not even get Clarence Thomas or Samuel Alito or Neil Gorsuch on their side,” says @chrislhayes.bsky.social on the Supreme Court unanimously ordering the Trump admin to return the mistakenly deported man.

Anyone down for bottle service at the Margaritaville Times Square?

Me: Maybe I should just run for office My brain:

I am available to be added to any top-secret group chats about military operations btw

Hell of an actor, but…

How bad is Norm MacDonald on SNL, a "show" run by a truly bad group of people - Remember, they also made "It's Pat". I got stuck watching Nobody Norm the other night, the first time in months, & I feel an obligation to say how mean & unfair he is to OJ, merely a slot filler for the Scum that runs GE

Fellas love sitting around and naming Columbo guest stars. Remember Robert Conrad as the gym owner? Remember Martin Landau as the twins? Remember William Shatner as the talk show host?

Lock it in

I've found this app is best when I'm trying to prevent myself from compulsively checking fantasy scores. Really more of an 'indoor kid' crowd over here.

Why the crypto industry backed Trump: because the crypto oligarchs want billions of dollars from the US government @chrislhayes.bsky.social has the best explanation of this story I have seen youtu.be/qWANiC28M8o?...

They’re planning a heist in plain sight.

@jenpsaki.bsky.social: “The floodgates are open once again for Trump to solicit money from foreign nationals. Only this time, there will not be any receipts.”

Guys sitting around naming Trump 1.0 cabinet officials like they're wide receivers from 15 years ago. Man, remember Tom Price? Remember Ryan Zinke?

"I have to say, I've really been enjoying the platform Bluesky. It functions almost identically to Twitter—but without all the baggage,” says @chrislhayes.bsky.social.

“Congresssman Gaetz is unique in one regard: He is almost unanimously loathed by everyone in the Republican Party, regardless of ideology,” says @chrislhayes.bsky.social.

fundamentally this is what Trump administrations are all about: the guys. there will be new guys every week. they will startle you, you'll be astounded by them, and then as quickly as they appeared they will fade into an indistinguishable mass, leaves on the forest floor.

Young men don't need a lib Joe Rogan. Young men need two hour compilations of Teri Garr on Letterman

I had to explain who the Hawk Tuah girl was to my therapist today and he looked at me like I was having some sort of episode

I'm the guy they hire to title nonfiction. Gulp: How 7-11 Drowned the Competition and Conquered Convenience How Many Licks: Tootsie Pops and the Center of a Nation Smile Back: How Goldfish Baked Their Way to the Top Fuego Alert: Hot Cheetos & the Burning of the American Mind