>often misunderstood being >walking on an improbable surface Behold, the second coming of Christ

He should be in the club? NO‼️❌ He should be in the slub

And you could have it all My empire of dirt

Initially peachy, cursed upon closer inspection. Exactly how the vibes have been lately

Don't forget to change your possum every 3 months or 3750 miles, whichever occurs sooner

Listen, I didn't know murder is illegal! I'm just a little guy! A scrunkly fella! Besides, those fucking cops had it coming

yeag

Luigi Got Big Titties

The real tragedy of the Nevermind baby is that even if he’d managed to grab that dollar it’s very unlikely he’d have been able to purchase anything with it

@possumeveryhour.io missed one... Did they get raptured

This is where I post from

Found this baby possum wandering the streets of my neighborhood with a rat trap on its head. It seemed ok after I removed the trap so I let it go in the woods. See you later buddy

crunchy

:^)

Eat your fucking heart out da vinci

I'm always watching, wazowski

Bugs

he just like me......... he just like me fr..............

You're telling me a nine elevened this two thousand one?

REST IN PISS BOZO

sillymaxxing

Really? In front of my enclosure?

And I've been saying this

Stare into my big wet eyes

Is this thing on?

Hold the fuck up

Felt compelled to sketch that big dumb baby face 🥺

sometimes i just stand here for hours staring at this image... it's so beautiful...

firmly grasp it

*sniffles* this is my home. I live in a bucket. *single tear sheds* all the neighbors throw apple slices at me and call me BUCKET BOY

Last chance to appreciate this shitty meme before it self destructs, blowing my apartment to smithereens

let's learn pottery with mama!

firmly grasp it

I always get annoyed and try to tune my feed when low-effort political slop finds its way onto my feed, but I feel like at a certain point I'm simply on the wrong site if I'm trying to avoid boomer-tier AI cats with sunglasses that say "fuck trump" or whatever. Is that really gonna defeat fascism?

*reading the possum every hour possums like tea leaves* hmmm, yes, right right

You may think this is cute, but in nature opossums only drink when they're going through a lot at work and they just need to unwind a bit

For every like on this post I will smoke a cigarette. No, I will smoke two cigarettes for each like. Fifteen for every reblog. Thirty for every comment and fifty for a kiss. Thank you!

LET ME ROCK POP IT SHAKE IT

interior crocodile alligator i'm just a scrunkly possum creature

She could ride my face, I don't want nothing in return

My brain when ossum

don't talk to me until i've had my [BAD TO THE BONE GUITAR RIFF]

Nigel’s plans: snack, nap, baby

Sorry, i fell down and got a boaner