@possumeveryhour.io missed one... Did they get raptured

This is where I post from

Found this baby possum wandering the streets of my neighborhood with a rat trap on its head. It seemed ok after I removed the trap so I let it go in the woods. See you later buddy

crunchy

:^)

Eat your fucking heart out da vinci

I'm always watching, wazowski

Bugs

he just like me......... he just like me fr..............

You're telling me a nine elevened this two thousand one?

REST IN PISS BOZO

sillymaxxing

Really? In front of my enclosure?

And I've been saying this

Stare into my big wet eyes

Is this thing on?

Hold the fuck up

Felt compelled to sketch that big dumb baby face 🥺

sometimes i just stand here for hours staring at this image... it's so beautiful...

firmly grasp it

*sniffles* this is my home. I live in a bucket. *single tear sheds* all the neighbors throw apple slices at me and call me BUCKET BOY

Last chance to appreciate this shitty meme before it self destructs, blowing my apartment to smithereens

let's learn pottery with mama!

firmly grasp it

I always get annoyed and try to tune my feed when low-effort political slop finds its way onto my feed, but I feel like at a certain point I'm simply on the wrong site if I'm trying to avoid boomer-tier AI cats with sunglasses that say "fuck trump" or whatever. Is that really gonna defeat fascism?

*reading the possum every hour possums like tea leaves* hmmm, yes, right right

You may think this is cute, but in nature opossums only drink when they're going through a lot at work and they just need to unwind a bit

For every like on this post I will smoke a cigarette. No, I will smoke two cigarettes for each like. Fifteen for every reblog. Thirty for every comment and fifty for a kiss. Thank you!

LET ME ROCK POP IT SHAKE IT

interior crocodile alligator i'm just a scrunkly possum creature

She could ride my face, I don't want nothing in return

My brain when ossum

don't talk to me until i've had my [BAD TO THE BONE GUITAR RIFF]

Nigel’s plans: snack, nap, baby

Sorry, i fell down and got a boaner

With the 'tism

Rizz 'em

Him: you'd must be an absolute slut of an opossum if you think we fuckin My freaky ass:

hi :) i’m AJ (they/them), and this is my first post here. i’ll mostly be sharing original artwork: especially of animals, dragons, and the creatures i love most. this little one is Nino, my nonreleasable opossum who passed away last year. #opossumart #digitalpainting #animalart

"I am very small, and I have no money. So you can imagine the kind of stress that I am under"