I created a lil brainless creature :3

Donald Trump will die in 82 hours

We lie to ourselves saying we have freedom when we really, truly do not.

Donald Trump is currently hidden in my walls. He is being sustained by corn I feed him every few hours. Transfer 12,000,000 Kromer and he will be released

Repost this to kill your dog

Exploding people is my passion

I love working at Corning while demand for fiber optic cable is about to fucking plummet I have great job security 😭

I've started using epstein as a verb meaning to kidnap or to hide information 😭

They made a smaller version of me like the devs just adding anything to the game at this point

Been playing Minecraft and I've already put a day into the server and it's been up like 2 days lmao.

Fuck ICE forever and always

Stayed up way past my bedtime

I fucking hate it here 😭

oh my God STOP EVERYTHING RIGHT NOW. Today marks the 10 Year Anniversary since I became The Drift King back in college. A lot has happened since, but one thing remains the same. They used to call me The Drift King back in college. Thank you.

@discord.com So i guess this is what I get for reporting a scammer huh….

#hourly #fox https://api.tinyfox.dev/hourly/HourlyFoxes/FYUO3IlX0AEJrRz.jpg

I don't remember where I got this image but he's so right

I'm thinking of going to #NYFB with my boyfriend anyone who's been there before have any advice on what's to do there?

GGGRRRAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!

Happy like 2nd(?) day of autism guys :D

I've been dehydrated

I like @markysharky.bsky.social :3

@pinkbaron.bsky.social like this post >:3

I'm bored as hell so I'm just gonna shout into the void

I will explode violently in 7 days

Apples are the best fruit, no competition.

I'll never be as cool as Jasper

I'm a disgusting little freak that likes blue cheese

The Fungus Baby has something to say to Republicans ig idrk

The fucking stupid concept of a "Fatfur Hooters" has been stuck in my head for like 2 days and I just randomly start laughing at work now because of it

who's ready for AI takeover in 2027 :D ( you'll never get to work again AND you might die in 2028 from a super plague c: )

Hi Jasp-Orb :D

🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦🇵🇸

I am alive Twitter 2

Creature?

That’s what someone on ketamine would say

@foxinthemirror.org haiiii

I'm sorry chat but he's gonna be at a known location at a known date and time with lower security clearances than places he usually is

how i look at the officer after eating his service weapon #deer 🦌

Health insurance reform

I... I don't know!?

Uni and Aoba Today is the day Aoba joined our family. Happy gotcha day, Aoba! 今日はあおばのお迎え記念日です！

of course it goes without saying that i am hopelessly dependent on the buny

Soggy Uni :3

ᴹʷᵉᵉ #deer 🦌

When Uni was a kitten :3 子猫時代のうに