being touch starved or just hate being touched roll the dice and find out (its probably both)

"Grind this" "Grind that" "Oh I'm on the grind" gotta stop at some point or you'll dull the blade, gotta take time for yourself and enjoy the scenery

im built so different that i get so tired i cant move 😎very funny body, very funny

i deserve a statue in the shape of a used handkerchief

black mirror episode where robots gaslight you and start being really catty "Oh sure *IM* the robot" but thats it

late schedule, gonna be a weird one this week (GONE NEXT WEEK TEEHEE) Mon - We're gonna freestyle this one (Probably Prince of Persia still) Tue - Offline Wednesday - Going live again with whatever Thu - Offline (But I'm gonna be on TeddybearBelle's stream at 7EST) Fri - ONLINE Sat - ALSO ONLINE

i think if you speed up to pass me, omly to turn immediately, i should legally be allowed to draw and quarter you

you're not supposed to drink 5 day old water from my cup??? its WATER???

why are my dreams always so lame, i wanna have super powers or deal with intense trauma- what fo you mean i gotta argue if chickens are milk or not???

"The lion does not concern himself" blah blah Yeah well the Lion IS terrified of approaching the lioness

if i was an ice cream flavor i would want to be one unique to a local creamery that you go to one time and then come back a year later craving that flavor but they closed down so you cant ever find it again

sick and brainworms is a great combo, but tastes too salty honestly

siri bring up that one apothecary diaries edit

oh god i forgot to do this Mon - RESIDENT EVIL 5 W/ CHERU FIRST TIME Tue - Prince of Persia for a bit and some goose goose duck with some folks Thu - Prince of Persia (Finale??) Sat - More Resident Evil 5 w/ Cheru YIPPEE (Later, closer to 2pm CST/12pm PST)

love when an artist gives one of the most beautiful pieces with the most gorgeous, draw-droppingly hot character and then in-game they just look like this

to advance as a society, we have to accept that litwick is next to garbodor as bottom tier designs

if i have to hear abt 67 one more time im gonna make out with a curb

imagine if fog was real that would suck

long hair gone- had to chop it all off after a haircut gone awry- thoughts and prayers pls in this difficult time 😔

ok new plan- speedrun taco bell, taco bueno, and del taco within an hour and get the time-to-toilet any%

New week (Gotta move some stuff around) Mon - OFFLINE TONIGHT GOT SOME THINGS NEED DOIN Tue - ROAD TO EMPRESS FINALE THE DRAMA COMES TO A CLOSE Wed - Prince of Persia: Sands of Time FIRST PLAYTHROUGH Thu - Prince of Persia: Sands of Time Sat - GoW w/ Kaylia yipee yipee

explain why headache sometimes feels like a drill into brain, but sometimes just feels like bruise whhyyy

💧 #hakraft 🎨 @55wa1059ka.bsky.social

i need to be full of non-poisonous soup

sometimes i think about how my brother scared me so bad from irl pokemon because he perma stunned my entire team via coinflips and i never touched it since

Train of thought? no, the train never showed up to the station

NEW WEEK (Minus a day!) Mon - Resident Evil 4 DLC FINISH Tue - ROAD TO EMPRESS - EXPERIENCE DRAMA AND SUSPENCE IN THE TANG DYNASTY Thu - FREE DAY FREE DAY I LIKE NOT PLANNING 1 DAY A WEEK Sat - Offline (I'm going on a weekend trip with some friends!)

SHAW (Koober Edition) 🎨 by the lovely @mexxsima.bsky.social #hakraft

the monkey paw curling of getting a new fire emblem game(Good) but also getting a new Danganronpa game (Evil) is funny

FIRE EMBLEMMM HALLELUJAH I CAST 3 MORE YEARS OF 3 HOUSES DISCOURSE

i think im a normal well adjusted individual. if a woman approached me with a sword and tried to fight me i would fold.

forgot that last post doesnt apply here lmao

running a Urara career today 😭 gotta win that URA for Urara again

OK - New Week, gonna be a fun one Mon - OFFLINE, but collabing with folks on Barotrauma again (Lhya, Seal, Ryuko yipee) Tue - ADA WONG DLC START (AND FINISHED??) Thu - Gears of War W/ Kaylia FRI - OFFLINE, Are you Smarter Than A 5th Grader collab w/ Cheru, Sanford, and Aneoko Sat - Who knows!!

this is why he who shall not be named is banned in my chat things like this 📹 @memu.bsky.social

there's too many opossums in the world not getting fruit and it SUCKS

on this cope like its vitamins- nurse get me an iv

i keep looking up human sized dog beds i want one so bad

this is controversial, but fry seasoning is more important than fry texture

is it wrong to gaslight dogs? i dropped some food and snatched it up really fast and then told them no one dropped anything

brain melting

New week new week Mon - Crash 4 Tue - Resident Evil 4 Finale?? Thu - Likely collab day, tbd FRI - Off-stream, but collab w/ Cheru, Ane, and Sanford for Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader Sat - FREEEEEDAY

crazy how men love digging holes so much we do it literally and figuratively

i bring a certain "what the hell are you saying" vibe to the conversation, which i think more of groups need

why the hell do we have to pay taxes- i dont mean money, i mean bodily functions

im still on that "we can finally be bees- this is a good thing" vibe

pretty sure i understood this perfectly

the way my butt is more famous than me haunts me

Ok late schedule but it is what it is Tue - Resident Evil 4 return Thu - Yolo Sat - SOZ I GOTTA SKIP ONE MORE SATURDAY IM MOVING THIS WEEKEND FORGIVE ME AND SURPRISE

Putting a short synopsis thread of my time in NY for #holoAllForOne