i lowk take big pride in getting good client reviews like kickin my feet an everything

the 2nd wind of tiredness is so real

WHEN WAS ANYONE GONNA TELL ME THAT JUDYHOPSLOVER69 RETIRED THE TITLE

im trying this new thing called pandering: city bad nature good

i gotta practice my pidgin again and prepare the cheehoos

DUDE i wanna bite a smooth rock so bad i wanna put that in my mouth and CRRRUUNNCCHHH

THATS RIGHT MODEL UPDATES AND ADDITIONS TONIGHT BE THERE

SCHEDDY (BEFORE IM GONE THANKSGIVING WEEK) Mon - Let's run it back- Checking a variety of games we haven't finished to see if I wanna finish them on stream with chat! Tue - Game from Monday Thu - Game from Monday Sat - CHILL STREAM FOR CHILL PEOPLE (Last until the Dec 1st)

see you monday

HEL P COFFEE EVERYWHERE I CHJOKED

anytime i fantasize about having magic or superpowers its always how i can make mundane tasks faster and easier

I MEAN, HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW IT WASNT BOOGOO BUCKS CMON

you should wake up right now and go to the grocery store and buy exactly 2 entenmann's donut boxes

im learning from robert robertson that i need to be more tired

hey whatchu scrolling by for. cmere

LATE SCHEDULE MY BAD Mon - I'm playing some fortnite w/ friends Tue - Prince of Persia: Warrior Within (NEVER PLAYED YIPPEE) Thu - Dispatch SEASON FINALE Sat - WHATEVER I WANT

predator badlands was fun, i really liked the part where they said "These lands are BAD" and then predatored everwhere

this is what convos with Hakubro look like

"What are you?" (Ethnicity) "Oh, I'm native hawaiian." "Yeah, you're NOT full though." Ok dude.

do bald people do that bowling ball polishing thing to their heads

i had a banger tweet, but i forgot to send it and it got deleted thats two in a row

New week new week new week! Mon - GOTTA FINISH PRINCE OF PERISA Tue - GOTTA FINISH BYE SWEET CAROLE Thu - High likelyhood we just Arc Raiders I'm addicted Sat - WHO KNOWS

this is a daily post i like to make called: make something up and hope it goes viral

HAPPY HAKUWEEN

the answer to any of my problems is just more retail therapy i can cure it with another pair of shoes

if you put me in the passenger seat, im gonna randomly scream like you're about to hit something to keep you on your toes

is there anyway to get a dog to drink my brain the way they slurp water

Schedule for the week THE REAL SCARES - COLLABS Mon - Backseat Drivers with Memu, Cheru, and Zephyr Tue - Little Nightmares 3 w/ Roan YIPEE Thu - SHRUGE DOIN SOMETHING THO Sat - Chattin and playin RV There Yet with Bear and Mousey (3rd TBD!)

ooOooOo i make you so mad that you wanna keep watching me oOoOoOoo

0 games to get to know me :)

oh

if you're venting to me and it turns into "Mmhmm" responses, im listening, but also the Dragonball Z Kai theme is also playing in my brain

guess who spent like 6 hours today troubleshooting like 5 different things 🫠

we should be allowed to fistfight once a week as long as its scheduled in advance and we can sell tickets

Mon - WE CHATTED ALREADY ITS TUESDAY Tue - undetermined Spooky game Thu - undetermined Spooky game 2: electric boogaloo Sat - FREE DAY BAYBAY

god i wish mixer had worked out

No schedule today btw will post tomorrow when im home, but little tease for this week 🙂‍↕️

twitch con is great to play games because all the irl streamers are too busy blocking walkways

some food might be a monument to mankind's sin, but man, if gluttony aint delicious

hips card is real

being touch starved or just hate being touched roll the dice and find out (its probably both)

"Grind this" "Grind that" "Oh I'm on the grind" gotta stop at some point or you'll dull the blade, gotta take time for yourself and enjoy the scenery

im built so different that i get so tired i cant move 😎very funny body, very funny

i deserve a statue in the shape of a used handkerchief

black mirror episode where robots gaslight you and start being really catty "Oh sure *IM* the robot" but thats it

late schedule, gonna be a weird one this week (GONE NEXT WEEK TEEHEE) Mon - We're gonna freestyle this one (Probably Prince of Persia still) Tue - Offline Wednesday - Going live again with whatever Thu - Offline (But I'm gonna be on TeddybearBelle's stream at 7EST) Fri - ONLINE Sat - ALSO ONLINE

i think if you speed up to pass me, omly to turn immediately, i should legally be allowed to draw and quarter you

you're not supposed to drink 5 day old water from my cup??? its WATER???

why are my dreams always so lame, i wanna have super powers or deal with intense trauma- what fo you mean i gotta argue if chickens are milk or not???

"The lion does not concern himself" blah blah Yeah well the Lion IS terrified of approaching the lioness