Thinking about Mrs Hatt

Ran my 5th half marathon this morning… I hope that’s ok

Feeling good today :)

There’s gonna be a healing at the gay guy beach today

Got a tattoo yesterday I’ve been dreaming abt for years 🥲

It’s sunday which means I got to work out and make myself a lovely brunch and then get a lil high on my walk to The Musicbox and then

When the edible hits and all of a sudden everything looks zoomed in

Nini Coco must have witnessed Rupaul commit mass vehicular manslaughter or something

Therapist office is loudly playing Stoned At The Nail Salon

He put a dozen eggs at the bottom of a bag and 3 of them broke/leaked goo all over the other items in the bag

My (inept) manager got fired the day after my 30th birthday…. Kind of the best gift I’ve ever received

All of these AI superbowl ads…

Sombr… a case that never sat right w me

Ann Lee changed my life lowkey like I’d join her cult in a millisecond

they interviewed me about the chili’s in evanston closing & i kept it soooo real dailynorthwestern.com/2026/01/21/c...

Male instacart shopper for my groceries this week… it’s so over

Y’all mind if I punch down my kimchi rq

The concept of oomf being in the Top 1% of ChatGPT users

Hi bluesky! With World AIDS Day yesterday & Giving Tuesday today, I’m proud to share that I’ll be once again running the Chicago Marathon with Team 2 End AIDS! 🧵 #Gay #GivingTuesday #WorldAIDSDay action.aidschicago.org/fundraiser/6...

Accidentally became important at work this year

I look like this btw

The amount of dairy I just purchased for my thanksgiving dinner…. Guys i’m scared

The democratic party is such a fucking joke I hate it here jesus fucking christ oooooo it’s snowing outside :))))

Lowkey ran a marathon yesterday

action.aidschicago.org/fundraiser/5... I’m raising money for the AIDS Foundation of Chicago and it’s not too late to donate before I run the Chicago Marathon tmo! The AFC provides crucial services to folks living with HIV & AIDS in the state of IL. Help us get to 0 new cases in IL by 2030!

To whoever somehow got access to my apple wallet & bought a movie ticket with it: I hope you choke on your popcorn and d*e :)

I can’t believe Rina Sawayama stopped making music in 2020

Hole(s) pic

Being really brave and turning my swag on this week

Just finished Girls and I already want to watch it again 🥲

In addition to gassing people on public streets today, ICE handcuffed and detained Ald. Jesse Fuentes (26th ward) today at an ER. As we’ve seen repeatedly, ICE agents exhibit little self-discipline or understanding of the law.

Coworker trying to pick a fight on a Friday afternoon

New Taylor album is giving that one weird girl in your sophomore Honors English class who was a little too into The Great Gatsby

Hour-long commute to get 2 (two) vials of bloodwork done

Neeeeed to stop spiraling about lost/shifting friendships & focus on all the really cool nice people in my life

Allegedly running a marathon in 2 weeks

Gracie Abrams live performances

I really spent all of Girls Season 1 thinking that Jessa was played by Fiona Apple

Willy Wonka briefing the Oompa Loompas:

I’m gonna miss that smile… that damn smile

Lowkey having a great day

The Amy Sch*mer jump scare in S2 of Girls…

I fuckin love seed oils

Woah okay that movie was dogshit

I have to be the gassiest person at this Conjuring 4 matinee

Melatonin thoughts: Grandthem please hawk tuah on that thang of my exoomfwb while he’s deep-sea fishing

Got too high while watching Oppenheimer

Script I had running overnight randomly crashed & I lost a day of work