The concept of oomf being in the Top 1% of ChatGPT users

Hi bluesky! With World AIDS Day yesterday & Giving Tuesday today, I’m proud to share that I’ll be once again running the Chicago Marathon with Team 2 End AIDS! 🧵 #Gay #GivingTuesday #WorldAIDSDay action.aidschicago.org/fundraiser/6...

Accidentally became important at work this year

I look like this btw

The amount of dairy I just purchased for my thanksgiving dinner…. Guys i’m scared

The democratic party is such a fucking joke I hate it here jesus fucking christ oooooo it’s snowing outside :))))

Lowkey ran a marathon yesterday

action.aidschicago.org/fundraiser/5... I’m raising money for the AIDS Foundation of Chicago and it’s not too late to donate before I run the Chicago Marathon tmo! The AFC provides crucial services to folks living with HIV & AIDS in the state of IL. Help us get to 0 new cases in IL by 2030!

To whoever somehow got access to my apple wallet & bought a movie ticket with it: I hope you choke on your popcorn and d*e :)

I can’t believe Rina Sawayama stopped making music in 2020

Hole(s) pic

Being really brave and turning my swag on this week

Just finished Girls and I already want to watch it again 🥲

In addition to gassing people on public streets today, ICE handcuffed and detained Ald. Jesse Fuentes (26th ward) today at an ER. As we’ve seen repeatedly, ICE agents exhibit little self-discipline or understanding of the law.

Coworker trying to pick a fight on a Friday afternoon

New Taylor album is giving that one weird girl in your sophomore Honors English class who was a little too into The Great Gatsby

Hour-long commute to get 2 (two) vials of bloodwork done

Neeeeed to stop spiraling about lost/shifting friendships & focus on all the really cool nice people in my life

Allegedly running a marathon in 2 weeks

Gracie Abrams live performances

I really spent all of Girls Season 1 thinking that Jessa was played by Fiona Apple

Willy Wonka briefing the Oompa Loompas:

I’m gonna miss that smile… that damn smile

Lowkey having a great day

The Amy Sch*mer jump scare in S2 of Girls…

I fuckin love seed oils

Woah okay that movie was dogshit

I have to be the gassiest person at this Conjuring 4 matinee

Melatonin thoughts: Grandthem please hawk tuah on that thang of my exoomfwb while he’s deep-sea fishing

Got too high while watching Oppenheimer

Script I had running overnight randomly crashed & I lost a day of work

Just got free groceries!!!* *I paid in cash

Oh we’re so back