The. DUMBEST. Timeline.

Unemployment insurance is fucking joke of a broken system. I applied at the end of February and still havent received any payout 🙄

Cristal Baschet, an instrument that must be wet to produce sound. - Rob Scallon- youtu.be/cVqqNigImtU?...

Oh my god...it's JOY BOMB!!!!!!!!! Yes, JOY BOMB is BACK. Nine Tenants make up what JOY BOMB is all about and they are listed in the intro. Enjoy these GREATEST HITS!

DO YOU MEAN MILK?! WHAT IS TEA SOUP?! #CerealJuice #TeaSoup

DAMN, SON! Reinventing how a thousand year old instrument is played!

Cat letting me know from the other side of the door that my shift as pet butler has begun

I made a thing...

Truly remarkable how many people have told the Pope, in some way or another, to "shut up and dribble." Or corrected him on the Bible, despite their thin education on theology. Or told him to stay out of US affairs, despite him being a US citizen. The hubris is amazing.

FUCK AI 🧵1/3 ❗THIS IS WHY NO ONE CAN FIND WORK❗ Referred to a job by someone I know. Applied... immediately denied for lack of relevant work experience despite having the EXACT experience they are seeking. 🙄

this will be the last week that mystery bird & animal pendants will be available! 🪶 my goal is to sell 10! make sure to snag one for yourself or for your bird-loving friends before they’re gone <3 i love you guys & appreciate all your support forever. pls share if you see this 💖

Sexual orientation is actually pretty simple to understand. Gay is when you have a favorite Yeah Yeah Yeahs song. Straight is when you have a favorite Yeah Yeah Yeahs dubstep remix

Our current reality seems like someone fed The Onion into ChatGPT and it keeps spitting out each day on the fly. #TheOnion #IsThisReality

New Washbear's Wares just dropped! 😍😍😍

I'm so glad I got to talk with @onthemedia.bsky.social about what is being done to trans people by the law.

Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work.

Tergeted advertising is so annoying. I declined a credit card offer after looking at the terms in PayPal and 10 minutes later I get an email from PayPal "We see you peeking 👀" Get out of here capitalist vultures!

don't let the calendar dictate your actions, be a fool every day

I stg the algorithm on this site is gonna give me mono. Why is my feed suddenly full of marathon runner selfies?! In what universe would this be something I'd be remotely interested in consuming as content?!

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Curiosity in Trees by Hope Doe

"The Chinese government has the full, un-redacted Epstein files." "Anonymous has the full, un-redacted Epstein files." That's nice. I'll care about it when they're released publicly online. Until then, it's all just meaningless, shameless engagement bait.

Happy 2nd birthday to my babies! Amun, Shu, Set, and Tefnut Enjoy your new kitty tower 💛 #CatsOfBsky #Cats #CatsOfBluesky #BirthdayCats

One of my kitties is very obviously sad that grandma is no longer here. She keeps staring at the bedroom door crying, looking for her, before going to lay in her chair. She has such a sad look on her face it hurts my heart. 💔 It's an emotionally heavy day today

The proliferation of this quote is so interesting to me. It's often posted by right wing chuds who use it to defend conventional aesthetic ideas — such as the importance of having a lean, athletic body — but they don't really understand Owens's work. Let's talk about it. 🧵

Post a gif of who you wanted to be as kid

Fly high grandma, see you in the next life 💔

This shit should be illegal as fuck www.sfgate.com/travel/artic...

This is an absolute nightmare 😫

I'm Molly, a livestream gaming content creator! My superpower is making any game seem accessible and easy to pick up and play! I do not support gen ai. Some focus genres: survival, simulation, 4X, strategy, roguelike/lite. I love indies! #ContentCreator #twitch #influencerPR [email protected]

All day i've been thinking about a universe where The Vengabus, The Magic Schoolbus & Catbus are mortal enemies duking it out to be the supreme hybrid bus creature. Sometimes Busta Rhymes shows up, tires screeching, screams unitelligible sorcery, rolls into the battlefield and

I feel like this is a direct threat against my life #NoAI

I hate this timeline

I thought this was a really weird stapler

Maybe this year we will correct the timeline 👀

Honestly it's a daily struggle. It's like he refuses to retain any of the information.

The craziest part about them calling this a Holy War is that Donald Trump raped kids with Jeffrey Epstein.

They are torturing and killing people in our concentration camps, and I wish more people were actively bothered by that

Y'all gotta stop with this $1 a year raise bullshit because who is this for?! In THIS economy? Please be for real

I deleted the thread on emotional crash outs because I can say it more succinctly like this: Check on your emotionally reserved friends. A lot of us don't express distress openly and many people mistake that for invulnerability or hypercompetence. I find that especially true among trans people.

"Great month to you and your family" already sounds like a scam job interview offer

This country fucking sucks so hard

Let me re-introduce myself. And why our campaign is doing things differently.

Boofuckinghoo. #FuckThePolice #ACAB

NOW can we take the warning labels off of things? Let nature sort it the fuck out? I hate this timeline so much

Are you a #gamedev or publisher who isn't using gen ai in your game & has a demo for #steamnextfest this week? Please reply with the steam link to your game or DM me! I'd like to check out your game and possibly cover it on my channel! I know other creators are also looking for non-ai demos too! 😍

Speak on it!

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Having to pay a subscription to access job search sites for legitimate verified postings or rely on shitty AI driven sites with questionable or outdated postings should be a fucking war crime. What are we doing as a species...