If I were only half as clever as they are .... 🤔

The old, corrupt war mongers who belong in The Hague but instead own Israel, Iran and the US, believe that 'cool names' 🫣for their idiotic, primitive, violent deeds will make them look acceptable. And they seem to be right. So far....

The world according to Dobald Frump.

If you are interested in WHY we started 𝗧𝘄𝗼 𝗚𝗿𝘂𝗺𝗽𝘆 𝗢𝗹𝗱 𝗠𝗲𝗻 𝗼𝗻 𝗨𝗸𝗿𝗮𝗶𝗻𝗲 🇺🇦 open.spotify.com/episode/6cDI...

Inshallah.

In other equally 'BREAKING' and important 'NEWS' 😉 - the sun rose in the East this morning, I had yoghurt and cereal for breakfast, the Pope is Catholic, rain is wet - all these include a lot less BS and orange make-up. twogrumpyoldmenonukraine.substack.com

Telling the Trumpists to f off in a diplomatic manner. But still... You are done. And we are done with you. Laughing stock of the world.

Inshallah.

𝗪𝗛𝗬❓️ 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗰𝗹𝘂𝗲 𝗶𝘀 𝗶𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗽𝗵𝗼𝘁𝗼 😉 The Devil is in the details, as they say. At twogrumpyoldmenonukraine.substack.com - we tell it as it is, we analyse the consequences of the Donald fcuking up international politics 😉

If you are interested in WHY we started 𝗧𝘄𝗼 𝗚𝗿𝘂𝗺𝗽𝘆 𝗢𝗹𝗱 𝗠𝗲𝗻 𝗼𝗻 𝗨𝗸𝗿𝗮𝗶𝗻𝗲 🇺🇦 open.spotify.com/episode/6cDI...

Все очень просто.

Your first thought at seeing this photo? They are nasty enough for you to be honest, my friend😉 At twogrumpyoldmenonukraine.substack.com - we tell it as it is. We are old and grumpy enough to care&not to care😉

How right Harris was about Trump. How wrong she was about the Americans. 77 million times wrong.

𝗧𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲 𝗶𝘀 𝗼𝗻𝗹𝘆 𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗾𝘂𝗲𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻: Is 'b𝐚n𝐚n𝐚 𝐫e𝐩u𝐛l𝐢c' one or two words?

𝗟𝗜𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗡 𝗙𝗢𝗥 𝗙𝗥𝗘𝗘 twogrumpyoldmenonukraine.substack.com/p/human-safa...

𝗪𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲 𝗶𝘀 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗿𝗲𝗱 𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗲, 𝗔𝗺𝗲𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗮𝗻𝘀❓️ So, a Putin photo in the White House is okay? How about one of Adolf Hitler? open.substack.com/pub/twogrump...

𝗟𝗜𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗡 𝗙𝗢𝗥 𝗙𝗥𝗘𝗘 twogrumpyoldmenonukraine.substack.com/p/human-safa...

𝗪𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲 𝗶𝘀 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗿𝗲𝗱 𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗲, 𝗔𝗺𝗲𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗮𝗻𝘀❓️ So, a Putin photo in the White House is okay? How about one of Adolf Hitler? To celebrate what he ‘accomplished’ ? open.substack.com/pub/twogrump...

"We can have democracy in this country, or we can have great wealth concentrated in the hands of a few, but we can't have both." –Justice Louis Brandeis Words spoken many years ago that are just as relevant today. We must continue the fight to get big money out of politics.

𝗧𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲 𝗶𝘀 𝗼𝗻𝗹𝘆 𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗾𝘂𝗲𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻: Is 'b𝐚n𝐚n𝐚 𝐫e𝐩u𝐛l𝐢c' one or two words?

How right Harris was about Trump. How wrong she was about the Americans. 77 million times wrong.

This is using the word "BREAKING" in the loosest of senses. Nobody expects anything (good) to happen. Why not? Really? Where have you been during 2025? twogrumpyoldmenonukraine.substack.com

I expect Europe's leaders to school the fool. I wrote about Trump and the US paying tribute to the Russian dictator murdering Ukrainians. open.substack.com/pub/twogrump...

TRUMPISTAN, ANYONE❓️ Rep. Thomas Massie is basically afraid that he lives in .... Putin's Russia. (For now, though, they still call it the U.S A. But as we know Trump loves to named stuff after himself, so...)

🇪🇸 Spanish PM Pedro Sánchez: We need to stop Putin. We need to strengthen our deterrence capabilities. But let us do it in a coordinated and targeted way that we can control. Let’s build a true European Army — not in 10 years, but now. Spain will join with all the resources that are needed.

𝗠𝗬 𝗕𝗔𝗗, 𝗦𝗢𝗥𝗥𝗬 - I should have shared this 👇 with the 77 million Americans who - apparently - did NOT know, my bad. open.substack.com/pub/twogrump...

1) Doh. 2) Can anybody explain this to you-know-who? 3) Did anybody happen to bring some crayons? open.substack.com/pub/twogrump...

The French are so sharp. (In other 'news', Germany lost WWII, the sun rises in the East, Pope is Catholic.) For even sharper analysis: twogrumpyoldmenonukraine.substack.com

Well said, Mr Lineker. A strong, honest voice in the moral wilderness that is the UK anno 2026. (Although, poor Mr Shearer from Newcastle/Saudi Arabia, is crying on the inside 'please, let's not talk more about owners, bonesaws and all that....🫣')

𝐎𝐍𝐄 𝐋𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐎𝐍 from Trump's terror reign: what we laugh at today, will happen tomorrow, so... more about that here: twogrumpyoldmenonukraine.substack.com

I think it is relevant, dear @meidastouch.com, to mention that Kathryn Ruemmler was, in fact, also White House Counsel to Barack Obama. Please - let us not pretend that all the dirty bastards are Republicans - I know that life would be simpler that way, but it is not the truth.

ONE pays tribute to the Ukrainian athletes killed by Russia, he puts their photos on his helmet at the Olympics. THE OTHER pays tribute to the Russian dictator who killed these Ukrainian athletes, he puts his photo on the wall in the White House. open.substack.com/pub/twogrump...

Have YOU read it yet? If you are American or, like, you know, are a fan of democracy and that kind of stuff, and of Putin not so much - then you probably should read it, comment, share it. open.substack.com/pub/twogrump...

𝗦𝗼 𝘄𝘁𝗳 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗶𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗳𝗼𝗿?🤔😡 Asking for a Ukrainian friend 🇺🇦 To see why the Ukrainians are asking: twogrumpyoldmenonukraine.substack.com

🇺🇦 Ukrainian luger Olena Smaga supported Vladyslav Geraskevych in the conflict with the IOC over the "memory helmet" She wrote on her gloves: "Memory is not a violation."

𝗔𝗻𝗱 𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗹𝗹, 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲 𝗶𝘀 𝗻𝗼 𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗰𝗿𝘆, 𝗻𝗼 𝗱𝗲𝗺𝗼𝗻𝘀𝘁𝗿𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝘀, 𝗻𝗼 𝘀𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗸𝗲𝘀, 𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗱𝗹𝘆 𝗮 𝗽𝘂𝗯𝗹𝗶𝗰 𝗽𝗲𝗲𝗽? 🤔 READ FOR FREE: open.substack.com/pub/twogrump...

Vladimir Putin is a war criminal. Donald Trump is the U.S. President. So, WHY is the latter so proud to be seen with the former? 🤔 open.substack.com/pub/twogrump...

"Europeans love me" Donald Trump often repeats. Yes, that's right, Donald - in Europe moron, buffoon, crook, vulgar, dumb, paedophile and felon are all terms of endearment. We never called Obama and Biden such things - it's because we like you so much more, Donald, that's why.

𝗪𝗛𝗬❓️ The Ukrainians are having a rough enough time as it is. For more on Mark 'Daddy' Rutte: twogrumpyoldmenonukraine.substack.com

2026: Today we laugh. Tomorrow we realise it is true.

“𝗠𝗔𝗥𝗞 𝗥𝗨𝗧𝗧𝗘, 𝗜 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗾𝘂𝗲𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝘆𝗼𝘂 - no, actually, it is a question for Western taxpayers: Do you think that one single Ukrainian feels better, more assured, safer, after having watched your video? If the answer is no, WHY was this video made and posted?” open.substack.com/pub/twogrump...

I have written about international politics for 40 years, but I must admit that I am shocked that ANY Americans - Republicans, Democrats, voters - accept this from the country’s president. open.substack.com/pub/twogrump...

“𝗠𝗔𝗥𝗞 𝗥𝗨𝗧𝗧𝗘, 𝗜 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗾𝘂𝗲𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝘆𝗼𝘂 - no, actually, it is a question for Western taxpayers: Do you think that one single Ukrainian feels better, more assured, safer, after having watched your video? If the answer is no, WHY was this video made and posted?” open.substack.com/pub/twogrump...

NATO boss Mark ‘Daddy’ Rutte has little shame, but much personal ambition. twogrumpyoldmenonukraine.substack.com/p/rant-have-...

𝗕𝗘𝗬𝗢𝗡𝗗 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗣𝗔𝗟𝗘 Using the ruins of Kyiv as a PR backdrop, the NATO boss talks about how hard he is working and pretends that a Ukraine peace deal is just around the corner. Which he knows it's not. twogrumpyoldmenonukraine.substack.com/p/rant-have-...

2026: Today we laugh. Tomorrow we realise it is true.

Really? "Dark Truth" - to whom? To a 5-year-old maybe....

Really? "Dark Truth" - to whom? To a 5-year-old maybe....