Watching Trainspotting for the first time. This is the most intense movie I’ve ever seen. #movies #MovieSky #FilmSky #MovieBuff

We’ve reached “well, actually Hitler never personally killed anyone!” #trump

Please welcome Hilary Knight to Seattle, as the first-ever team Captain of the PWHL’s Seattle Torrent! #PWHL #Seattle #SportsSky #hockey

Schumer is talking about relentlessly pursuing the Epstein files. Until they get released! Or until his next payoff makes him cave. Whichever comes first. #democrats #schumer #epsteinfiles

I heard that Kars for Kids ad again. Seriously, what the fuck do those guys DO? And do they REALLY expect people to just GIVE them an essential piece of personal transit that costs four figures at LEAST?! #ads #karsforkids #advertising

I’m definitely not going to pause Jeff Pearlman’s excellent bio on Tupac Shakur just to read anything John Fetterman wrote, that’s for damn sure. #BookSky #literature #books

Apparently John Fetterman just wrote a memoir. Apparently it also sucks. I wonder what people will say to him on his inevitable book tour. #BookSky #literature #books

Yahoo posted an article about why what's-his-face voted against releasing the Epstein files. If the article says anything more than "he's a pedophile," then Yahoo is complicit. #trump #epsteinfiles

Social media tidbit: Apparently, Malala Yousafzai was a person who lived in the 18th century. #socials #socialmedia #bluesky

If anyone ever gives me holy water and tells me I seem demonic, I’m drinking the whole bottle right then and there. In front of their face. #republicans #religiousnutjobs #trump

Zoe's Animal Rescue Society in Edmonton has emptied their funds taking in some animals who need expensive surgeries. They were slammed pretty hard this year, and [gestures wildly at the world] donations aren't meeting the demand. Please share/help as you can. www.zoesanimalrescue.org/donate/

Seagal binge! The Glimmer Man. A bore. Supposed to be an action/comedy, but too dark and serious for it. Seemed to be trying to be a film noir at times, but missing the mark. #FilmSky #MovieSky #MovieBuff #movies

Holy shit. This is one of the best descriptions of baseball I've ever seen. #SportsSky #baseball

Seagal binge! Fire Down Below. This one is... Not good. It's a snoozer. Has the same message as On Deadly Ground, but without the over-the-top fun. Seagal perfected the two-second curb-stomp fight in this one. #MovieBuff #MovieSky #FilmSky #movies

I'm officially back to doing my own Christmas shopping the way I used to: In person and before Thanksgiving! #christmas #christmasshopping #holidays #holidayseason

HOLY SHIT, HOW many car sales ads on Craigslist are from dealerships trying to reel you in?! #cars #usedcarsales #carsales

The shorthand nickname of the Utah Mammoth is the Mamms. I don’t make the rules. #SportsSky #hockey #nhl

The only reason Aaron Judge won AL MVP is because he plays for the Yankees, and that’s a fast track to kudos and dosh. Cal Raleigh was the one who DESERVED it. #SportsSky #baseball

Because OF FUCKING COURSE the DOJ is suing California but not Texas. #california #redistricting

Shocked that Trump got something right about The Bible. Although I’m not giving him credit, since it was likely an accident. #trump

I’m honestly wondering: How much of a difference will the release of the Epstein files really make? #trump #epsteinfiles

I mean, “Dazed and Confused” is a six minute slog that feels like six hours of the guitar weeping and Robert Plant singing the same nonsense over and over again. #music #MusicSky

Honestly, I prefer Led Zeppelin’s more radio-friendly songs to the “blues epics” they’re often revered for. #MusicSky #music

If you can stomach looking at Chuck Schumer’s account here, you’ll delight to the sight of him being ratioed to Hell and back. #shutdown #democrats #chuckschumer

If I were a Senate Republican, here's what I would say to Dems on the eve of the next shutdown: "Don't get performative now. We all know you're going to cave at SOME point. Might as well do it now." #shutdown #democrats

🚨 SHARE: UPDATED LIST OF DEMOCRATS VOTING "YES" WITH REPUBLICANS & NOW COMPLICIT IN THE ONCOMING SUFFERING OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE: Cortez Masto Durbin Fetterman Hassan Kaine King Rosen Shaheen (Schumer made sure he had the above voting yes, so he could safely vote no. He's done!)

Good fucking god, the Dems don't bother trying to win even when they win, do they? #shutdown #democrats

Seagal binge! On Deadly Ground. Considered the point his career started downhill. I agree. Great start, great finish, read a book in between. #MovieBuff #MovieSky #movies

Does Wall Street sell stocks for torch and pitchfork manufacturers? How about guillotines? #governmentshutdown #trumpshutdown #shutdown #trump

Seagal binge! Executive Decision. Excellent suspense movie, a little rough for an anxious flyer like myself. Seagal is famously barely in it. #MovieBuff #MovieSky #movies

🧵 I know many people who have families, including children, who can’t just say, “I’m skipping Thanksgiving this year due to cost.” If you’re one of those people, or know someone, Aldi is offering a meal deal to feed 10. www.today.com/food/holiday...

A child would easily understand the point this poem is making. Donald Trump and Robert Kennedy, not so much. #vaccines #trump #measles

The Supreme Court just upheld Trump’s rule that no one can assign their own gender on passports. Does this mean I have to worry about getting my balls checked when my renewal comes in a couple of years? #passports #trump

Today I was treated to a bluegrass version of “I Would Walk 500 Miles.” And holy shit, that song is a GREAT bluegrass song! #MusicSky

I like this idea. Let’s own it! #woke

Portland OR friends, would you consider fostering a dog? The need is urgent. www.multcopets.org/foster

Zohran Mamdani’s victory speech was basically “I just gave Andrew Cuomo a roundhouse kick to the face. Now to give Donald Trump a roundhouse kick to the face!” #electionday #nycmayor #zohranmamdani

YOU DON'T MESS WITH THE ZOHRAN! No Zohran-messer you! Bah, I DERIDE your Zohran-messing ability! #electionday #zohranmamdani #nyc #nycmayor

Zohran Mamdani won in NYC. Can Seattle - where I LIVE - elect Katie Wilson? Please? #electionday #seattlemayor

How many people said they were gonna flee NYC if Zohran Mamdani won? Good lord, look at all those homes that are about to be empty! Mamdani is at it already! YOU DON’T MESS WITH THE ZOHRAN! #electionday #nycmayor #zohranmamdani

You know, one of the great but unspoken things about the internet is learning about how the video games I always accused of cheating WERE ACTUALLY CHEATING! I told you! I fucking told you! See! I’m NOT crazy, nor a sore loser! #videogames #RetroGaming

Best comment on today I’ve seen yet! #electionday #dickcheney

Dick Cheney is dead now, everyone! #dickcheney

So Andrew Cuomo accepted Trump’s endorsement, but he refuses to talk about it. #trump #andrewcuomo #nyc

Trump science efforts. Sayeth the science denier. #trump #nobelprize

Okay, THIS is just hilarious! Will its next password be “MonaLisa?” #louvre

The worst part of a vacation is that first day back at work after you take that time off. #vacation

True, especially if you follow the right people. I follow the right people. #SportsSky #baseball #WorldSeries #FallClassic

🚨DEI firings at CBS🚨 He asks for this to be downloaded and shared. He and his colleagues deserve so much more, but this is an easy ask. We see you CBS 1/2

One of my takeaways here is that I noted how AI has ALSO apparently gotten racist. #snap #tiktok #ai