And now they’re gonna put the Orange Oaf on dollar coins. #trump

Okay, now I’m wondering what video games the creators of the “Anti-Woke Gaming List” DO play, since they seem to forbid all the well-known titles. #videogames

Hegseth bitched about “fat generals.” Rich from a guy who kisses Trump’s ass. And how much you want to bet Hegseth had liposuction? Also, why does every fascist have hair plugs and face enhancements? Is that the fascism look? #trump

Repost if you REFUSE TO FORGET ABOUT THE TRUMP-EPSTEIN FILES!!! We made a song. 🤣😂

Steven Seagal binge! Marked for Death: Probably the best one I’ve seen yet! Very silly, a hoot, and a blast! A. #movies #MovieSky #MovieBuff

This post just sums up the way the Democrats work in a nice little nutshell, huh? This man might be the presidential nominee in 2028, and that would not be good. #democrats

HOPEFULLY I'll be able to get my hands on THIS when it comes out. #videogames

I didn’t think I would ever say this, but… Healthcare is NOT the major issue on the table right now! #shutdown #governmentshutdown #trumpshutdown #trump

Hold up… Would a government shutdown mean ICE and military wouldn’t be able to do anything? Or get paid for doing anything, at least? #trumpshutdown #governmentshutdown #trump

Well, Electronic Arts at least managed to drop the ball and lose its FIFA license. That’s something, I guess. #videogames #electronicarts

And now EA is also admitting they’ll be using AI to cut costs and increase profits. Yes, that’s their own words. #videogames

Well, a public investment place in Saudi Arabia just bought Electronic Arts. You thought the state of video games was bad NOW… #videogames

I’m shocked he’s not accusing her of crashing for being an unqualified DEI hire or something. #trump

Kimmel is back on Sinclair. Now Colbert. Please? #JimmyKimmel #sinclair

So will the Dodgers/Mariners series that closes the regular season be a World Series preview? #SportsSky #baseball

It’s the Mariners. They can still totally blow it through clerical errors and wacky mishaps. #TridentsUp #SportsSky #baseball

Kyle’s mom fucking rules, I don’t care what Cartman says about her!

The Mariners are back in the playoffs? Am I SURE I wasn’t Raptured? #Rapture #SportsSky #TridentsUp #baseball

It’s almost 1 PM and my feet are still on the ground. I’m also pretty sure everyone I know is also still here. How’s your Rapture going? #Rapture #Rapture2025

It’s the Rapture! Quick, get Don out of the White House before God comes! #Rapture2025

I bought Star Fox 64 3D yesterday. Been a long time since I played it on the N64. Not only did my skill leave me, but my muscle memory for the N64 controller keeps getting in the way. #videogames #RetroGaming

You know, I never thought I’d be cheering on a pharmaceutical company. Get him, Tylenol. #trump

Yes, it’s nice we managed to get Kimmel back. Can we un-cancel Colbert now? #JimmyKimmel #StephenColbert #television

Hey, looks like Disney caved to public pressure! Kimmel is now NOT suspended! I can’t wait to see how Trump takes this. And how Disney reacts. Again. #JimmyKimmel

Ah, good old Shaun King. Seems like only yesterday King was a newly shahada’d Muslim selling tickets to a special taraweeh. And expressing concern over feeding the people of Gaza. But I’m pretty sure that’s because it basically WAS yesterday. #grifters

Wait, the MARINERS have a magic number now? Are you sure? #SportsSky #TridentsUp #baseball

The electorate would have respected Congressional Democrats for upholding our moral & ethical values when casting votes to honor Charlie ‘Bad Bigot’ Kirk. The text of the bill DOES NOT MATTER. They voted to honor Kirk to avoid a REPUBLICAN backlash. They DO NOT CARE about backlash from the left.

Charlie Kirk now has a national day of remembrance. The vote in the Senate was UNANIMOUS. #trump

You just KNOW a few Trumpers watched The Daily Show last night and took it completely seriously. #television #TheDailyShow

This is pretty innocuous, honestly. It didn’t seem meant to piss off his corporate sponsors. #television #cancelculture #jimmykimmel

Spider bite, day three: The pain has subsided, but bite area remains itchy. Still haven’t developed wall-climbing powers. #spiders

Folks, it's fun watching Gavin Newsom troll Donald Trump, but he IS a politician who will sell for expediency and clout. He should NOT be the Democrats' presidential candidate. #democrats

If you use public transit in Seattle, set an early curfew for yourself. #transit #TransitLove

Important to note if you’re a first-timer: PROTESTS DO NOT REQUIRE ANY REGISTRATION. EVER. You just show up. Anyone who asks you to register for a protest is looking for personal info. #trump #nokings

Insect bites hurt, you know that?

Question: WHO thought to make gas tanks tall, thin, and cylindrical?

Old Washington Post motto: Democracy dies in darkness. New Washington Post motto: It’s us, we’re darkness! #journalism #oligarchy

I did have this happen, but I have to record one victory: I had to actually use the word “ducking” and it offered me “fucking” as a correction! #autocorrect #ai

How the hell has Joe Burrow been constantly given a higher fantasy rating than Patrick Mahomes? #SportsSky #fantasyfootball #football

Steven Seagal binge! Out for Justice. Another silly, fun cop movie from his early years. A. For his becoming so ridiculous, we DO have to remember that early Seagal was a solid action star with good movies under his belt. #movies #MovieBuff #MovieSky

Let’s do this! #charliekirk

It’s actually hard to argue this. #emoji

I know the story behind Sonic 3 and Knuckles. That being said, STOP CALLING IT SONIC 3 AND KNUCKLES! They were SUPPOSED to be the same game, BUT THEY FUCKING WEREN’T! They’re two separate games! #videogames #RetroGaming

reaching out for help isn’t a weakness. you aren’t a burden. you are wanted, you are loved, & you are worthy of existing and experiencing joy. you are more than the hardships you’ve faced. you are allowed to grow, flourish, and change. one day at a time. 💜 please stay, my friend. i love you! 🫂

The boo bird really showed up for Trump at the Yankees game. #trump #SportsSky #baseball

Trump said Kirk’s shooter is in custody. I’m on the fence as to whether or not I should believe it. #trump

24 years ago today, America lost her innocence. Fortunately, innocence was cheap and endlessly renewable, so she went to the store and bought more. #September11

I just found out that Tommy DeVito is now a New England Patriot. NOW Tommy DeVito is a clown. Not simply funny LIKE a clown, but an actual clown. And he's gonna make everyone laugh! #SportsSky #football

And now Trump is demanding half-masted flags for Charlie Kirk. The man has no clue what that's supposed to symbolize, and I hope nobody actually listens. #trump

Seriously, there's actual sorrow on here for Charlie Kirk? The man actively "suggested" that Trump's followers should be violent.