oh my bad CLOBBER THAT SHIT!!!

why doesnt sisyphus just stop rolling the boulder

aw what D:

THE METS BABY HIT A HOMERUN--

no ur not

yeah? whos gonna stop me? the GOVERNMENT? uhhhh, no THANKS

We think of Mario as a hero, but he is simply a one percenter of a more privileged variety. The lifekind. Perchance.

〖 NC 〗 Perchance.

When Mario leaves his place of safety to stomp a turty, he knows that he may die. And yet, for a man who can purchase lives with money, a life becomes a mere store of value. A tax fine that can be paid for, much as a rich man feels any law with a fine is a price.

// i got mad sick help me anyways did i miss anything

// HOLY FUCK

hawk tuah or lgbtq rights

'' you're a coward who is too afraid to expand his reality ''

'' not if you're not a coward. ''

// caspian has no fucking idea how horrific and confusing tam's lore is which is really funny because she's so silly

// tammy the kind of girl to go YIPPEEE and jump and kick her feet

Hooray! ^^

Then do you wanna get some tea now?

Yeah! Are you free right now?

aww, well thank you!!

Gladly! My treat ^^

I don't think i've tried any but I would like to! :O

Oh my god yeah we should!! >w< Do you like bubble tea?

ANOTHER FUCKING MONKEYS PAW CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS SHIT MATE

(a life sentence served and my body's the cell) (if i'm already dead yet or not, i can't tell)

We'll do this together. In the words of the man that I love, " I got you, dog. "

This really Chonny's my Jash.

fuck my stupid baka life

im not falling for another monkey's paw dont even try

// someone tell tamtam that

this is some monkey's paw type shit i always keep losing to that shit

. see this is cool and all but this feels like '' aww man i want a big burger!!! '' and instead of getting a wider one i get a taller one that i cant bite-

// FUCK LABELS! FUCK MANAGERS! FUCK SPONSORS! FUCK DISTRIBUTORS! FUCK EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU ROTTEN CUNTS🔥🔥🔥🔥/LYRS

// new CJ song is very tamcore

I’M NOT CONVINCED THAT I AM- JUST THAT I THINK.

Against my best wishes, I have been shot.

i wanna be the first person to have twenty ramenmillion packets of miso ramen

You know the only label that I’ll sign is in the DSM-5 ‘cos my flaws are sorta on the pathological side.

It’s absolutely awful that some of the worst things that you’ve done to me you don’t even remember.

Good idea! That's just what you need. More splinters of yourself. Figurative splinters. Literal splinters. Splinters of splinters. It's splinters all the way down.

IT'S NOT ABOUT ANYTHING YOU'RE DOING WRONG, IT'S ABOUT EVERYTHING I'M NOT DOING /RIGHT/.

nice to meet you rose!! ^u^ i like you already if your opinions werent based then your vibe is

YOURE SO REAL we're best friends now my name is tammy

I CANT FIND ANY💔💔💔💔💔

EVERY FLAVOUR I FIND IN THE STORE IS LIKE '' SUPER MEGA HOT SPICE LEVEL TWELVE - THIS WILL MAKE YOU REGRET YOUR ANCESTORS BEING BORN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! '' IM GONNA DIE

like im way too white and british for this pl ease

they should invent ramen noodle flavours that arent spicy

// I DO HUGE W FOR THE TRANS COMMUNITY

'' ... '' '' Nevermind that, uh. '' Well. There is a giant sentient (??) bunny here. He doesn't seem scared atleast? So that's good. '' You wanna try chocolate? ''