Peeps, my lisp just shame me

Lost 2 of my streaks already

Peeps, I feel for a zinger

Flow already start moving slowly

Melissa outer bands finally reach me

hollering

If I wasn't tired I'd buss these in two and add a fried egg with bacon

Aston Villa beat Man City! 💜💙 Who’s been your Man of the Match?

My neighbour in the middle of a renovation and he left all the debris, loose zinc and other stuff on the roof. If it damages any of my property or clog up the drains and cause water to back up he has to pay for the damages

I feel like the same person named both Tallahassee and Tennessee. Tallahassee sounds like it should have been in Tennessee

Melissa moving to the west but she better stay far from st. Elizabeth enuh. I need some yellow yam

Why are you touching me?

😔I want someone to bring me breakfast

Heard his voice and started singing, "dancing Queen of soca" 😭 open.spotify.com/track/6obwvB...

I booked the accommodations for myself and my sister. Obviously I took the window seat because that's what I want but on the plane I surrendered it. The sacrifices we have to make

I hope it hits during the day 🙏🏾

Some hot chocolate

I was supposed to drink some water but I already pass the kitchen...

A category 3 hurricane in one day is actually insane Melissa, overachiever much 🙄🙄

I knew something was wrong with the cookie dough. It was too soft

Can't believe we're getting disaster tourists but it makes sense because they don't want to report on anything in their own country

I missed her birthday by 2 minutes

Mis empanadas son listas para el horno pero yo muy cansada

I have to get something to eat

HE DIED?!?!?

I know how to ask what time the store closes, but when the clerk said, "no habla ingles", my response was "tienda...tiempo...cerrado". She understood me though

tengo un día grande hoy. necesito levantate

I bought brown basmati rice and I will not be looking back

yo necesito practicar hablante español más

Took a nap during my lunch. I ended up taking a 2 hour nap... Bro

Someone over here mentioned this song once open.spotify.com/track/4K2218...

I was the only one that clapped. I'm so disappointed

Gurl...I had the weekend planned and my period was a week early because apparently it wanted to go out too

We're supposed to leave at 8 (1.5 hours away). I finish bathe and pack but these people still drawing snores

Jamaicans are everywhere

Aye, I feel like a novice. I spoke broken Spanish but at least I got my message across

Good morning Skypiea 🦋

I am so tired

My head hurts; I'm so tired and I don't think I can go any further without a break

My head is hurting me

Failing forward

Same, but I have to go in office today, 👎🏾

All I did was help some stranger that was dying. Also, the person died. So why is the mafia still hunting me down? It's understandable if you do bad; it's obviously inevitable. But being good and helping others still ends up being a problem when viewed by the wrong person.

I want to eat sumn

I doh care what Bunji seh; only small fetes til April

I can't sleep so I should exercise now but I'll wake up mi y family if I do

I'm glad the rain wait until I reach home

You know what I just realized? I can pull up to 5Ks without registering. 😭😭 I can't be bothered with the bib collection process and my watch will track my time.

that thunder woke me up