After an 800-mile roundtrip involving an articulated lorry, 2-motorbike outriders, 2-security men, a Stilton and a Cheesemaker, the campaign was picked-up by The Sun. Come on people: GET INVOLVED! #bringbackthesteakandcheeseroll #ClawsonFarms #Greggs @jameslovellx.bsky.social

This week's mission. #ClawsonFarms #Greggs #BringBackTheSteakAndCheeseRoll @jameslovellx.bsky.social

Redcoat Academy Training continues. A wonderful few days in Minehead 🤡❤️x. @feejeemermaidlive.bsky.social #Butlins #CircusSkills #InteractingWithConfidence #RedcoatAcademy

Thanks for having us @princecharlescinema.com . #Spooky 👻 @borkowskipr.bsky.social @jameslovellx.bsky.social

An amazing night spent hunting ghosts at the Prince Charles Cinema in Leicester Square. We definitely encountered SOMETHING! 👻 #SaveThePCC #ghost #ghosthunt #paranormal #paranormalinvestigator 👻 @jameslovellx.bsky.social @borkowskipr.bsky.social

R.I.P. Val Kilmer 💔. #selfridges @borkowskipr.bsky.social #pokerinashopwindow #2005

16 years ago. When you could float large things down the Thames without being laughed out of town. #LegoPharaoh #Feb2009

We made it through the rain and out the other side! Epic day all over Central London with Belvoir Farm and Team Wonderful ⚡️. #sampling

Christmas Do with the Feejees and Borks 🎅🏻❤️ x. @borkowskipr.bsky.social #Santa #HoHoHo

Woohoo! @jameslovellx.bsky.social

Santa School (2024).

Feejee Mermaid's very own @markborkowski.bsky.social conquers Edinburgh Fringe with our show "False Teeth In A Pork Pie" (2022). @edfringe.bsky.social

Massive Marilyn. Projection to promote a year of American work at the Barbican (1998).

Over 50 and Fabulous. A group of ancient Feejee skiers hit the slopes (in Hemel Hempstead) to celebrate Staysure Insurance's travel cover for the over-50s (2023).

Tweedy at Number 10 Downing Street. The Prime Minister gets a visit from Tweedy the Clown on behalf of the Association of Circus Proprietors (ACP), with a petition to attain Intangible Cultural Heritage status (2024).

Destroy All Bad Art. Launching controversial artist Stuart Semple's D.A.B.A. exhibition in Soho, London (2023).

Butlin's Redcoat Academy. Circus skills training (2024).

WOMAD 2024. Working with Borkowski's Arts and Ents division in the amazing WOMAD Festival's press tent.

Archaos car on Albert Bridge during London rush-hour (1991).

Voting is Hot as F*ck. Video projection on Parliament to get young people voting in the General Election (2024).

Aloha Privacy Stickers (2022). QR-coded "Private" stickers are stuck-up on doors everywhere for Aloha, the web browser designed for ultimate privacy.

Horizon Technologies. An astronaut lurks in a Reading garage with his Horizon surveillance satellite, before lift-off from Cornwall (2022).

Ballet Girls. English National Ballet re-position their brand using sex to sell ballet to new audiences (1999).

Cabbage Patch Kids. Mark Borkowski tending to his April Fools Day harvest at Sparsholt Agricultural College (1991).

Up. A giant bunch of balloons glides under Tower Bridge to launch the Disney-Pixar movie release (2009).

Belvoir Farm sampling in Central London. Old school guerrilla hilarity with CEO Pev Manners (2023).

Action Man. Hasbro. Having cast an actor to portray the role, it was decided that Action Man should have a swimming race against Olympic medalist Mark Foster. Granted only a small head-start, Action Man was victorious (1996).

Launching Monopoly Lifesized ... with the real Mr Monopoly (2022).

If found, please return this robot to the Pitzhanger Manor & Gallery, Ealing Broadway (2022).

Sex Symbol Sindy. In tribute to the great Herb Ritts Jr, Sindy goes up market and into the glossies (1991).

Vegas Poker at Selfridges. Val Kilmer and Jade Jagger get ready to play in a shop window at London's famous department store (2005).

De Dogs Boloks. Oranjeboom billboard (1993). A spot of double dutch and billboard desecration.

The amazing and very bendy Delia du Sol squeezes into a 2ft tall Britvic bottle (1994).

Jongleurs Comedy Club opening (1992). The Spitting Image puppet of Bernard Manning is paraded on a horse drawn hearse before being dumped in London's Regent Canal (please note a relatively unknown Graham Norton, disguised as Mother Theresa of Camden, in mourning at the front).

Spectacular nonsense, promoting the great Ken Campbell's "Deep Sea Jivers" in 1986. Pete Thomas from the Sound of the Whale destroys his saxophone whilst performing underwater.

Covid-friendly Santas (2020).

Chocolate Billboard for Thornton's. 5m x 3m chockie billboard built at Easter time (2007) in Covent Garden.

Treasure Island parrot auditions at the Mermaid Theatre (1989).

A spot of Feejee filming. @jameslovellx.bsky.social

Ballet dancers arrive unannounced in Leicester Square for the film premiere of "Nureyev" (2018).

Bowie in the Metaverse (2021). Working with photographer Gavin Evans, an NFT of the iconic David Bowie "Shh" image is unveiled and multi-bootlegged.

April 1990. Court Jester James Lovell runs amok in Central London in after getting sacked from Royal Britain exhibition at the Barbican. He gets his job back a week later having doubled visitor numbers. @jameslovellx.bsky.social

500 naked bodies at Selfridges (2009). Art installation by Spencer Tunick.

First ever Instagram-only photocall (2016). Russian prima ballerina Irina Kolesnikova is the subject of a world's first at The Coliseum for the St Petersberg Ballet Theatre's production of "Her Name Was Carmen".

Circus Berlin. Daredevil Kevin Chaves performs his rola bola act on the back of a motorbike at the Royal Observatory in Greenwich Park (2021).

World's largest custard pie fight in 2000, for www.funplanet.co.uk

Micro-Dog-Influencer Igor on the podium at the 2021 Petsure Paralympic-Style Games.

Invisible Man on the tube, commuting to work to promote his show of the same name (1993).

Circus performers unite in protest outside Number 10 Downing Street, raising awareness of a lack of help during lockdown (2020).

Gift wrapping a helicopter for Harrods (2006).