"according to the proverb, the weak in courage is strong in cunning. Thus one portion of being, is the Prolific, the other, the Devouring: to the devourer it seems as if the producer was in his chains, but it is not so, he only takes portions of existence and fancies that the whole. (cont.)

bari weiss's eyes turning completely black as the shadow that guides her hand types out a new substack titled "The Racist Scare Tactics That Worked For the Last Two Decades Failed In the Most Diverse City In America. Here's Why Democrats Should Be Worried"

this the kind of shit im on

the "holding a lav mic" thing has gone too far and needs to stop

not feeling it

something about people who use chatGPT for work having jobs that consist of filling out templates. it wasn't a real job in the first place. they think they're Peter Gibbons from Office Space but they're just toddler with blocks

someone needs to do an updated version of The Masters, a short story by Ursula K. Leguin, where the people banned from doing calculation consult, instead of tables of roman numerals, an LLM which constantly lies to them

bluesky users are the type of people who bemoan the social decay wrought by short-form video right before tuning in to the 12th marvel comics superhero movie they've seen that month

tag yourself im butt-goblin

something about cups of tea or cigarettes being like punctuation marks in the sentence of a day

i know how to sit on some stairs

i wish there was an infinite supply of ursula k leguin stuff for me to read before going to bed

i am not looking for fun accounts to follow

"physics is just applied mathematics" is this a hot take?

turning back the tide with a bucket

actually i think the ice raids are ineffective because of [the most racist thing you've ever heard]

just got my "nothing racist, nothing intentionally inflammatory" t-shirt delivered. what could possibly go wrong

found a box of you out in the shed

where is the "turn into a butterfly" button

is it still 2025

i cooked up a new route for any% sketch, a final fantasy 6 speedrun category. if you like that game or just bugs/glitches in general you can watch my WR attempts on the twitch channel in my bio. ill be live in about 10 minutes

the song Nydia by Buscabulla

having thoughts that dont fit in my head

illustration, oh!x, magazine (1988) archive.org/details/oh-x...

just had a million dollar idea. a sports drink, the main ingredient of which is the water that settles at the top of a jar of dijon. call it Frenchman's Blood

A series that were all the Quan stuff is happening would be kick ass take it completely serious, and have a action show with Lizard people devil worshipers and clones all working FOr Hillary Clintion yes she ranks above Satan or is Satan

I've been in this town so long that back in the city I've been taken for lost and gone and unknown for a long long time

brined the pork chops overnight in a soy sauce/orange juice/brown sugar/salt thing with some spices; now im reducing ~2 cups blended watermelon and 3/4 cups apple cider vinegar and will add honey for a glaze? have i lost it or is the the End of the Summer pork chop ??

writing my phd dissertation on why linkin park is "coworker music"

people who say "natch" are NOT "ur ally"

the current vibe is no gelato, no vogler, 9-9-6 [9 burgers, 9 BBR, 6 skip sandwich]

how many angels could dance on the tip of a match head

the misunderstanding here is thinking the lat- in "latino" comes from "latin" whereas in real life it comes from the word "latifundia"

dreamt of a southwest ghost town where horse skeletons would reanimate if i would do a little trick in the air over them with my fingers. in conversation i followed one into a saloon whereupon she became a trans gal in a nice old-timey dress. we chatted pleasantly. i woke up just as i was kneeling t

382-5968 has got to be one of the best phone numbers

Charles Entertainment Sheen

people will be like "we need to set norms for our community" and then never act like they're in a community

the website where posting is good for you. as opposed to the other website. where it's bad

that feeling where your insides turn into jello and the air is frozen and sparkly ... not a fan

do you ever just get really sleepy

you can take the canary out of the coal mine but you can't take the coal mine out of the canary

something profound

twitter is where you go to see two people who disagree with each other have the most poorly phrased, laziest adversarial discussion imaginable. bluesky is where you go to see two people who agree with each other have the most poorly phrased, laziest, most fuckin unwise adversarial discussion imagina

bit account that just posts unhinged twitter ads

moore's law but for the internet getting worse

hey bud, this is the hokey pokey - youve still got time to turn yourself around

who's got that one opinion

[robert smith voice] boys cant drive

put the chips on your head. watch the oprah rerun. sniff the marker too much. do what the intentionally vague inspiration post tells you to do. drink the water (?) that settled at the top of the ketchup bottle