this is gonna age me but wtf is the bop house and since when are brothels legal

i am going to scream we have been having issues with parking at our complex for the past TWO YEARS and i just figured out that there’s a fucking airbnb across the street

another day off spent having to deal with fucking work

i literally thought this was a fan account that had posted this until i clicked on it and realized 😭

it’s not clocking to you that i’m standing on business ‼️

they’re selling silent hill type outfits on shein now am i just old???

2 more friends moving away in the next half year 😨 wtf

inside you there are two wolves @diamandisjewels.bsky.social

i love cold medicine

actually pushing it to the limit tn 😭 im working a high volume event while deathly sick and on a shit ton of cold meds

i do think it’s hilarious how high of standards sororities try to have for their members like baby i already think less of them for being in the org in the first place u don’t gotta pretend 😭

my boyfriend was all freaked out bc he thought he placed an order for one of my presents and forgot to submit but i was like it’s okay sweetie ur main gift im having to cancel my credit card for bc it’s not real!

officially caught my first illness of winter maybe it’s a good thing i’m getting it out of the way now ? 😭

plsss

finally got our tree up after 2 different light returns 😭💀

i wish there was a way to block in real life bc i would 100% block the spectrum salesman who keeps scamming people by running internet speed tests off their phone GO AWAY

government: if u use public transport it’s better for the environment:)) me: are they gonna be on time, actually show up & not cancel with 5 mins to spare though?? buses: what trains: what planes: what government: what

update $70 on discogs 😭 they have 5k monthly listeners pls what is this

why is it so hard to buy merch from small artists 😞 pls i’d buy a band shirt from u guys or even a cd pls begging

if i had the spoons id run a nonprofit 😔

unpopular opinion maybe but i don’t think businesses should be “for profit” what are these investors doing in terms of labor to see payment? oh nothing i forgot it’s taken from the lower class as they pay with their physical health for ur next investment property

i hate how our cities scanner page went ia how am i supposed to be nosey now

lmfaooo the poor hourly person they sent with the city inspector looked so scared considering our landlords are typical slum lords 😭

can the city hurry up and inspect our apartment i want to smoke weed

if i ever have to get a hole in my neck from smoking just shove a talkbox in there im sure it’ll be fine

if u made it thru the “cleaning out my following like to stay mutuals” era of stan twitter i consider u a veteran

my old xc teammate just qualified for the olympics meanwhile i’m going thru 2 carts a week 😭

i remember in highschool being annoyed that my hourly wage covers so little and here we are over 10 years later and i’m still annoyed wdym an hr of work = toilet paper and granola bars that’s it

we’ve been looking at buying a house and tell me why all of the houses here have some random unupdated shit like this 😭

i wonder if people like this realize that their budget is insanely under what they’re looking for 😭

i have gone thru every fricking bulb on this stupid tree and the lights are still not working whoever invented the series circuit i’m cursing u today

should actually be illegal that we have no cocktail & tapas type place here 😞 u gotta go to a restaurant to just get a snack

zoo wee mama

merry christmas there is no ethical consumption under capitalism so i got u this top that was maybe made with the blood sweat and tears of an overseas child 🫶

i get more venues notifs from chicago than from my own city 😭😭

i keep forgetting to turn off my alarm when i wake up early except my alarm makes me do math problems every morning so i’ve just been practicing my addition ig

oomf sent me this tiktok and i can’t stop laughing bc that rly was me back to back

checking my moms snapchat location before calling her to make sure she’s not at work 💀

i want to do something meaningful for my career and it’s like on the tip of my tongue i have such good ideas but the execution part is a lot easier thought of than done

found this clip from sai tour in my camera roll and it’s sending me 😭

everytime i see jokes about people’s college schedule i just want everyone to know that i signed up for white water kayaking for the spring semester of 2020 and they did indeed move it to remote and i did indeed still have to pay for it

plss i placed a black friday order & put a couple work shirts in there & of course those all shipped before presents so now it looks like ive just been shopping for myself

ocd meds are actually crazy bc wdym my brain is this quiet and wdym im THIS autistic without my coping mechanisms? 😨

The biggest scam ever sold is convincing poor people that rich people worked harder.

i should have known this was not going to happen

i downloaded depop and now i want to spend omg i can thrift and be agoraphobic 😀

every time i’m at the pharmacy the bartender in me itchess i bet i could count those pills so fast for them 💔

i keep finding myself in public places where i can’t poop needing to poop

i’m so tired of my mental health still being an issue its not cute at 25

someone just opened our garage and my boyfriend is asleep still which means one of his parents his dropping things off BUT i’m shitting with the door open right now omfg don’t come upstairs plssss