“Empire of the Spiritual Ninja” (aka “American Force Ninja”) (1988) - Bruce Lambert (aka Godfrey Ho) edited ninjas lead by an evil warlord wearing a headband with a ‘Tibetan Good Luck Symbol’ on it into a action movie. 3.5 / 5 Burnt Kernels with Butter and Free Refills youtu.be/kePQtU3BiuI?...

"Airliner Sky Battle" (2020) - A personal favorite Asylum movie with a total disregards for the very concept of physics featuring Dr. Bai Ling commanding a 4 star general how to ram one commercial airliner into another crash. 3.5 / 5 Burnt Kernels with Free Refills www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3ra...

We're fully funded! I can't wait to film!!

If you can believe it, we're back at Camp Blood once again! youtu.be/BoBYaylGxnM

"Cutting Moments" (1996) - This horror anthology is really more a collection of short film made over nearly a decade thrown together to capitalize on the fact that Tom Savini worked on one of them. Sadly it's just boring. 5 / 5 Burnt Kernels with Butter www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEUR...

This week, we’re joined once again by the newest inductee into the Three Timer’s Club: Nicki, from @trivialtheater.bsky.social for a discussion of the audio commentar(ies) for your wonky yet affable host’s favorite film of 2024: “Hundreds of Beavers”. #FilmSky podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/o...

"Lady Battle Cop" (1990) - This is basically a fun tokusatsu ripoff of "RoboCop" (1987) produced by Sega Enterprises (yes THAT Sega) and Toei Company ("Dragon Ball", "One Piece", "Sailor Moon", "Kamen Rider", etc...). 2 / 5 Burnt Kernels with Free Refills and Butter www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1B3...

"Circle of Pain" (2010) - This is basically an MMA version of "Kickboxer" (1989) if it was produced by TapOut or the Affliction clothing company in which Bai Ling bangs Heath Herring and Dean Cain is in a wheelchair. 2.5 / 5 Burnt Kernels with Free Refills and Butter www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLFP...

"Darktown Strutters" (1975) - This movie is a controversial, absurd, slapstick, satirical parody about racial stereotypes written by the director "Grosse Pointe Blank" (1997). It is also a musical with a kickass soundtrack. 3 / 5 Burnt Kernels with Free Refills www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4vh...

This week! 'Have you ever wanted to birth a live kitten?' is the social litmus test I feel we should all live by... youtu.be/Z2hjHPsKMH8

"The Lurking" (2015) - This movie is just two drunk stoners going into the serial killer infested Wisconsin woods and doing drugs. It's only 61 minutes long but feels well over 4 hours, so just know that if you try and watch it. 5 / 5 Burnt Kernels with Butter www.youtube.com/watch?v=-SKv...

"Cyber Seeker" (1983) - In 2020 a global pandemic wipes out much of the population leaving the city of New Los Angeles, vial of Super AIDS, a cyborg henchman, drunkish Don Stroud, Joe Estevez and terrible fight scenes. 5 / 5 Burnt Kernels with Free Refills and Butter www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gnT...

"The Shinobi Ninja" (1981) - The only thing you need to know about this movie is that the bad guy from "American Ninja" (1985) fights skiing/sledding ninjas in the snow and someone has the worst shooting stance I have ever seen. 4 / 5 Burnt Kernels with Free Refills www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3DW...

"Category 6: Day of Destruction" (2004) - A CBS mini-series trimmed to feature length about people trying to survive a hurricane and some tornadoes all hitting Chicago at the same time, also the power grid has been hacked. 3.5 / 5 Burnt Kernels with Free Refills www.youtube.com/watch?v=7L7u...

Grizzly 2, Revenge is a movie that will live in infamy. Even worse is the day that we talked about it on our radio show! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/g...

Zombie Nightmare is a movie that has a special place in my heart and it's not really the MST3K connection. Read the review from March 2018 at wp.me/p9XNnZ-2h

“The Toxic Avenger” (2025) - As a huge fan of the original I’m happy to say this was a lot of fun. It reminded me of “Street Trash” (2024). The marketing involved paying off people’s real life medical debt, which rocks! 0.5 / 5 Burnt Kernels with Butter and Free Refills youtu.be/HKe0pep35gQ?...

"Dark Match" (2025) - This crowdfunded Canadian flick made by the guy behind "Wolfcop" follows a small wrestling promotion that unknowingly gets hired by a cult, run by Chris Jericho, to put on a show but are forced to fight in real death matches. 1 / 5 Burnt Kernels www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Q55...

🎃NEW VID UP🎃 HAPPY HALLOWEEN!! For tricks and treats galore, check out my review of Fried Barry, a crazy ride to say the least! youtu.be/Kh1tj5gdyag

"The Rule of Jenny Pen" (2025) - This is one of the best horror film I have seen in a very long time. Understated, incredibly well acted, and deeply depressing this movie should be watched. I can not suggest this enough. Geoffrey Rush and John Lithgow are amazing. www.youtube.com/watch?v=msFt...

'R. L. Stine's The Haunting Hour: The Series' had some legit quality entries that I was just recently introduced to. Take this one for instance from the second season titled; "Scarecrow". www.dailymotion.com/video/x9dkxl2

"7 Down" (2011) - Despite being only 47 minutes long this so called movie feels like it takes forever and yet contains nothing. I doubt there was much of a script and everything just feels thrown together last minute. Pure pain so be warned. 5 / 5 Burnt Kernels www.imdb.com/title/tt1985...

"The Dancing Pumpkin" (2000) - This is a batshit insane, low budget, computer-animated, direct-to-video, Halloween themed kids movie a talking jack-o-lantern likes to dance and at one point a child is forced to marry a witch. 5 / 5 Burnt Kernels with Free Refills www.youtube.com/watch?v=w30D...

Currently watching this underrated horror comedy gem. Highly recommend, especially if you are a fan of Robert England (who plays a minor character). youtu.be/I38YuRzFmgM?...

"V/H/S/Halloween" (2025) - Shudders long running horror anthology series featuring tales about product testing "Diet Phantasma", "Fun Size" candy, one hell of a "Home Haunt" attraction complete with Rick Baker, and many more. 1 / 5 Burnt Kernels with Free Refills www.youtube.com/watch?v=atD8...

"Holy Night: Demon Hunters" (2025) - The big guy from "Train to Busan" (2016) (aka Ma Dong-seok) punches demons the way "Constantine" (2005) did but without the need for holy brass knuckles so if that sounds cool check this out. 1 / 5 Burnt Kernels with Free Refills www.youtube.com/watch?v=0l35...

"Ash" (2025) - This would have been a good episode of "Black Mirror" but instead is a convoluted mess of nonlinear storytelling, striking visuals, and more than a little from "Annihilation" (2018), "Pandorum" (2009), and "Dead Space" franchise. 2.5 / 5 Burnt Kernels www.youtube.com/watch?v=X__v...

"Until Dawn" (2025) - Based on an interactive survival horror game of the same name this movies uses it's inspiration as more of a jumping off point as the movie incorporates the game mechanics of replaying the game into the narrative as well. 1.5 / 5 Burnt Kernels www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wr76...

"Haunted Ulster Live" (2023) - This is an Irish re-imagining of the recently cult classic; "WNUF Halloween Special" (2013). Not quite as successful at the premise as it's inspiration the film is still well worth checking out. 0.5 / 5 Burnt Kernels with Free Refills www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lz4c...

"Butterfly Kisses" (2018) - This found footage film layers it's intentions between subtext and subplots with a story about a director who discovers a box of tapes about the film project of two students about a local horror legend; "Peeping Tom". 2 / 5 Burnt Kernels www.youtube.com/watch?v=SgMi...

"Savagelands" (2015) - When a small town near the Arizona-Mexico border is wiped out overnight, suspicion falls on the lone survivor (and immigrant) who was convicted of the crime despite the evidence showing supernatural sources. This movie is not bad at all. www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyJL...

"The Puppet Monster Massacre" (2010) - This movie starts out trying to be a cheap puppet version of "House on Haunted Hill" and eventually escalates to the point where a creature is slaughtering a whole army. 5 / 5 Burnt Kernels with Puppet Butter www.youtube.com/watch?v=14Bg...

"Snuffet" (2014) - This is a found footage snuff film where the victims are all felt puppets as it's set in a world where puppets live alongside people. Not everyone enjoys this and so a psycho and his girl make horrible snuff films. 5.5 / 5 Burnt Kernels with Butter www.imdb.com/title/tt3980...

"Abruptio" (2024) - There is nothing I can add to this movie that the trailer doesn't tell you by itself. Just know this and be warned, some of the puppet faces in this will haunt your nightmare. 4.5 / 5 Burnt Kernel with Puppet Butter www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wlh9...

"Zombie Self Defense Force" (2006) - One part Japanese zombie action horror "Versus" (2001), one part surreal horror-comedy musical "The Happiness of the Katakuris" (2001), and with a little "Dead Alive" (1992) thrown in on top. 4 / 5 Burnt Kernels with Free Refills www.youtube.com/watch?v=UuRd...

"Killer Eye: Halloween Haunt" (2011) - Charles Band rips off himself with this sequel to his own "The Killer Eye" (1999) made for less money but with more sleaze where the monster is literally a prop you can buy from the first movie. 3 / 5 Burnt Kernels with Butter www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwQz...

"Cannibal Hooker" (1987) - Donald Farmer wrote, directed and produced this no budget, amateur flick featuring a lot of boobs, butts, fake blood, aqua-net, and a sorority hazing ritual involving hooking. 4.5 / 5 Burnt Kernels with lots of Butter and Free Refills www.youtube.com/watch?v=q2x6...

"Babezilla vs the Cyber Skanks: Rise of MechaBabezilla" (2024) - An absurdly bad porno with all the actual fucking removed but the tits and cunt cannons left in with Gorachand Saha and Jessa Flux having fun. 5.5 / 5 Burnt Kernels with a lot of Butter and Free Refills www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhlG...

"The Holy Virgin Vs The Evil Dead" (1991) - A baby faced Donnie Yen, and friends, kicks the shit out of a moon worshipping cult and the moon spirit looking to rape his way into this realm. Amazing! 2.5 / 5 Burnt Kernels with Free Refills and a whole lot of Butter www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jt7z...

"Handsome Guys" (2024) - Put simply this is a Korean version of "Tucker & Dale vs. Evil" (2010) with some of "The Evil Dead" (1981) thrown in as well in what is equal parts homage and it's own hilariously insane thing. 0.5 / 5 Burnt Kernels with Free Refills www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmEw...

"When Evil Lurks" (2023) - An excellent Argentinian folk horror about the infectious nature of evil, government indifference, traditions, and how violence only breeds more violence. I highly suggest this bleak as hell movie. 0.5 / 5 Burnt Kernels with Free Refills www.youtube.com/watch?v=YrTn...

"Holy Shit!" (2023) - A German architect wakes up in an overturned porta-potty with his arm impaled by rebar and a foggy memory of how he got there but the place is set to be demolished soon and things only get messier from there. 1.5 / 5 Burnt Kernels www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSa_...

"#AMFAD: All My Friends Are Dead" (2024) - A group of annoying, vapid college friends start getting killed and it's all about the supposed suicide of another friend (aka JoJo Siwa) with plenty of exposition dumps, plot twists, and false ending. 2.5 / 5 Burnt Kernels www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwON...

"Stream" (2024) - This is nothing but cliche plot points and a never ending series of cameos from Dee Wallace, Daniel Roebuck, Felissa Rose, Bill Moseley, Tony Todd, Tim Curry, Danielle Harris, Jeffrey Combs, David Howard Thornton, and more. 2.5 / 5 Burnt Kernels www.youtube.com/watch?v=g26D...

"The Cleansing Hour" (2019) - A fake priest hosts a live streams fake exorcism show until a real demon shows up and shit goes sideways real quick. Think "Late Night with the Devil" (2023) and you are in the right neighborhood. Worth a watch. 1.5 / 5 Burnt Kernels www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUGf...

"Livescreamers" (2023) - The sequel to 2018 "Livescream" has a group of content creators invited to Beta test a horror game that turns out to be haunted and as you might have guessed when you die in the game you suffer the same fate in real life. 2 / 5 Burnt Kernels www.youtube.com/watch?v=glQw...

“Satan's Storybook" (1989) - This is a series of unconnected dinner theater level short films (one of which involves magic and a bored Ginger Lynn) tied together by the narrative of a court jester telling stories to a rather dramatic satyr Satan. 5 / 5 Burnt Kernels youtu.be/nuEsoNA6_ss?...

“Demon Haunt” (2009) - Point simply, this is a haunted house movie with a dash of “The Exorcist” added made by amateurs with no money and a very limited understanding of how 2000s CGI worked. The effects are next level bad seriously. 5 / 5 Burnt Kernels with Free Refills youtu.be/BxpAQJwc_ws?...

“Kung Fu Slayers” (2025) - This is a shitty, low budget, bizarre, supernatural, martial arts, vanity project written, produced, and lead by Davy Williams against cult of kidnapping vampire filmmakers including Bai Ling and Eric Roberts. 5 / 5 Burnt Kernels with Free Refills youtu.be/A3ow921KylQ?...